As you said two months ago, though OTAs have started, and training camp will soon, as well.
Anyway, here are a few non-Chiefs (since I'll be talking about them non-stop through the rest of this thread) predictions:
-Michael Vick will finally learn how to throw to a reciever other than Alge Crumpler. Unfortunately, it will be in Week 15.
-The now talent-loaded Browns will at least go 9-7, which was their record the last time they made the playoffs.
-The Texans will construct an army of robots to finally solve their offensive line troubles, and David Carr will discover what it's like to be upright for most of a game, leading to at least five or six wins.
-After discovering Viagra, Brett Favre will have the best season of his storied career, getting a QB rating of 104.3 for the season, being chosen to start the NFC squad in the Pro Bowl, and making it to the Super Bowl (which the Chiefs will win*). He will also be the first starting quarterback in NFL history to make a touch-down reception.... off of his own pass.
-While simultaneously hitting a quarterback, Michael Strahan and Osi Omenyiora will create a rift in space-time, and be thrown into ancient Roman times, in the middle of a German village. The sacking of Rome will take on an entirely new historical meaning.
-It will be discovered that the Bears defensive staff employs voodoo priestesses to curse opposing offenses, thus explaining the defenses success. Brian Urlacher will still be badass.
-The Cardinals, finally having a good running game thanks to Edgerrin James, will dominate the NFC West. Kurt Warner will stick his tongue out at Peyton Manning during a press conference.
-The Steelers will not make the playoffs after Joey Porter, Troy Polamalu, Alen Faneca, and Hines Ward run away to join the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka, thinking that they are a new international expansion team that Cowher's chin won't let them find out about.
*Sorry 'bout that.
