If the Boat Is Rocking, Don't Come Knocking: Steve Guttenberg Is Back!
You have no idea how happy this makes me ...
NBC has produced a
needless remake of the
Poseidon Adventure, updated to reflect current world events. In the new version, an undercover Homeland Security agent is on board the luxury cruise ship, the
Poseidon, and he must rescue survivors after a terrorist unleashes a bomb.
B-movies have always pandered to the fears of the time, but the best part about it is Steve Guttenberg, who is back and starring as a loverman! When the bomb goes off on the ship, he is in bed with a beautiful woman and is none too happy to find the ship rocking when he should be rocking instead.
Guttenberg, loverman
I took the picture from Hallmark Entertainment's website, and I guess I'd best give full credit since it has their stamp on it.
Anyway, Guttenberg the Great plays a man named
Richard Clarke, speaking of those involved with Homeland Security. That's too perfect. NBC wasn't as obvious as to make Guttenberg as Clarke the Homeland Security agent - that part belongs to Adam Baldwin - but still, Steve, welcome back! We missed you!
