The Official Stupid Question Thread: Marvel Edition - Part 2

[chamber-music]

Wolverine is older than Magneto and his still hitting up chicks too.

 

[runawayboulder]

Visually he doesn't look as old as Mags does. If he was white haired and wrinkly, I'd find him creepy too.

 

[Manic]

I find Wolverine's habit of latching onto teenage girls a little creepy, actually.

 

[runawayboulder]

There's never been any romantic intentions on his part with Jubillee or Idie. Jubilee was clearly in love with him early on but he looked at her more like a daughter. Laura looked at him like a master as opposed to a lover.

 

[Manic]

There's never been any romantic intentions on his part with Jubillee or Idie. Jubilee was clearly in love with him early on but he looked at her more like a daughter. Laura looked at him like a master as opposed to a lover.

If Laura saw him as a lover, believe me, that'd be an entirely new level of "creepy."

I know that Logan has so many little girls around him because there's something fatherly about the way he treats kids, but at first glance it looks odd that he attracts the attention of teenage girls so often. You could create an X-team out of that list alone: Shadowcat, Jubilee, Idie, Armor, X-23, Marvel Girl. Hell, it's even a well balanced team.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Him and X-23 would be a new level of creepy.

 

[Manic]

It's just like that fan art I once saw of Power Girl and Supergirl making out. It begs the question: incest or *********ion?

 

[runawayboulder]

It depends, did DC retcon it since Infinite Crisis? If not then it's clearly the coolest form of female *********ion EVER.

As for Laura and Logan, is it still incest if the former was grown in a lab from the back hair of the latter?

 

[Panthro]

I wonder how ol' Chuck feels about Erik & Anna shacking up.

I'm pretty sure ol' Chuck wanted to bang Jean Grey when she was only 16 (which is also creepy), so he's got no room to comment on the matter.

 

[runawayboulder]

I think that was Onslaught just messing with Jean's head.

 

[Panthro]

I think that was Onslaught just messing with Jean's head.

I'm pretty sure there's a 60s X-Men panel that reveals this as well - unless Onslaught officially retconned that out of existence.

 

[Anubis]

Him and X-23 would be a new level of creepy.

Actually, when you get down to it, it'd more like *********ion than incest.

 

[Lord]

In which issue did Susan Storm's other powers besides invisibility appear?

 

[Ipodman]

Whenever I hear their names in the same sentence the first image that comes to mind is the climax of the first X-Men film where ol' Mags had Rogue chained up to that thing-a-ma-jig in the Statue of Liberty and was gonna fry her from using her as a conduit to channel his power into it so that it would mutate ordinary humans into mutants.

I take that incident as canon as to why Rogue's hair has a white streak.

 

[Manic]

You mean as opposed to, you know, Rogue simply being born with a white patch in her hair?

 

[Havok83]

I think that was Onslaught just messing with Jean's head.

No he wasnt. The thing was real

 

[Ipodman]

You mean as opposed to, you know, Rogue simply being born with a white patch in her hair?

That never made sense to me. Absorbing Magneto's do is cooler anyway t:

 

[Havok83]

That never made sense to me. Absorbing Magneto's do is cooler anyway t:

Why not? It happens in real life. I knew a kid growing up with a patch of white hair right in the middle of his head. We used to nickname him Rogue and he got alot of hell for that...lol

 

[Anubis]

I'd have called him Pepe.

 

[Panthro]

No he wasnt. The thing was real

That's also disturbing.

Anyone else notice young Cyclops looks kind of like Robert K. Kennedy in these drawings?

 

[runawayboulder]

Yeah, that's creepy.

 

[SpideyForPrez]

What's with Colossus wearing Juggernaut's helmet? And what happened to Juggernaut? I was waiting for him to show up in Thunderbolts again after Fear Itself but I assume something happened in one of the X-Men books.

 

[Specter313]

Colossus took on the powers of Cytorrak to battle Juggernaut in the Fear, Itself event, and has kept them since. Juggernaut hasn't been seen since Fear, Itself ended.

 

[SpideyForPrez]

Thanks. So I assume Juggernaut lost his Cytorrak powers while being possessed by Kuurth? How is Colossus handling the power? Does it make him angry or evil or anything?

I was disappointed they didn't cover this in Thunderbolts since Juggy was a regular team member for awhile. Maybe he'll show up once the time travel arc is over.

 

[Franklin Richards]

In which issue did Susan Storm's other powers besides invisibility appear?