The Official Tom Welling Thread

[AgentPat]

That's spanking, not slapping...

I'm still laughing over this, btw.

Ah, my dear fuzzy-face...

*ahem*

Yes, that was from his interview with Carson Dozy.

Thought so. It's one of my favorite atypical photos of him.

Hey James, does Tom have a scar through his right eyebrow? I've noticed that line in various photos of him and was just wondering.

 

[triplet]

Ardhielle did. She's bossy.

Well, she needs to stop that. Let's talk about Tom mud wrestling.

It will be for me.

Oh, OK. Fine.

A plague on your DVD player, may it finally give up the ghost!

Yes, yes it was. *pats triplet on the head*

Gee, thankya kindly, Massa James. Youse a good massa, you are. Yessa, massa James... Youse so kind to us silly 'mericans, yessa massa James.

 

[AgentPat]

LOL!!! You people kill me! But alas, I have to hit the hay. So much fun to be had, so little time.

Anyhoo, catch y'all on da flip side.

 

[jas01724]

I'm still laughing over this, btw.

Wait, that wasn't s'posed to be funnay...

Hey James, does Tom have a scar through his right eyebrow? I've noticed that line in various photos of him and was just wondering.

Quite possibly, I gave up looking after a while because he has so many... chin, cheek, lip, left eyebrow, forehead, shoulder...

 

[jas01724]

Well, she needs to stop that. Let's talk about Tom mud wrestling.

Hey, I didn't mention Tom. How did he get brought into this?

A plague on your DVD player, may it finally give up the ghost!

YES! Thank you so much. Now, just as long as you don't wish that my right knee gives up the ghost - i'd like to be able to walk.

Gee, thankya kindly, Massa James. Youse a good massa, you are. Yessa, massa James... Youse so kind to us silly 'mericans, yessa massa James.

That was surreal. Just give me a moment...

 

[Venom71]

Well, wherever she's from, she's a beautiful lady. Just sayin'. Love the dress too. Very risqué.

And James...

LOL

Nadia is from Days Of Our Lives....she is amazingly beautiful! I am a big fan of hers.
The pics of her from the premire are incredible

 

[triplet]

Wait, that wasn't s'posed to be funnay...

Quite possibly, I gave up looking after a while because he has so many... chin, cheek, lip, left eyebrow, forehead, shoulder...

I noticed it looked like he had a scar on his tummy in Obsession, but I thought it was a little high for an apendectomy scar but about the right size and it looked surgical...

You can see it when Alicia is rubbing Clark's tummy...

 

[triplet]

Hey, I didn't mention Tom. How did he get brought into this?

Just getting us back on topic, James me boy...

Weren't we talking about Tommy looking good with a dirty face earlier? Maybe a mud bath might be a little much, but work with me...

YES! Thank you so much. Now, just as long as you don't wish that my right knee gives up the ghost - i'd like to be able to walk.

I'd never wish that... no.

:::triplet makes note of James' bum right knee for future reference::

That was surreal. Just give me a moment...

I was raised a Suthner, so I can do a pretty good minstrel show patois...

If I weren't as white as snow and female, you'd probably confuse me with Steppin Fetchit. Yessa massa.

I had also done watched Gone with The Wind too many times whilest I growed up.

 

[Serene]

As to the Daly interview, that sux if it's a repeat.

*sigh*

That really, REALLY SUX!!!

Yes and no. I didn't see it the first time, so I'm definitely going to TiVo and stay up to watch it. So, I am VERY glad you mentioned it.

 

[Serene]

Do I get to be a smart ass now? That looks like Brian Lourd, from CAA; Tom will probably know him quite well, for fairly obvious reasons.

James, I am duly impressed with your capacity for pseudo-celebrity recognition. You deserve a prize.

I thought he looked like Michael Chiklis from "The Shield."

 

[Serene]

I noticed it looked like he had a scar on his tummy in Obsession, but I thought it was a little high for an apendectomy scar but about the right size and it looked surgical...

I'd be happy to do a full-body scar check.. you know... if they're looking for volunteers.

I should warn you though.. it may take a while, to be thorough and all...

No, no..don't mention it. I'm a medical professional and happy to help.

 

[triplet]

I'd be happy to do a full-body scar check.. you know... if they're looking for volunteers.

I should warn you though.. it may take a while, to be thorough and all...

No, no..don't mention it. I'm a medical professional and happy to help.

I was wondering if you'd volunteer...

 

[Serene]

I was wondering if you'd volunteer...

Damn, I hate being predictable!

 

[jas01724]

I noticed it looked like he had a scar on his tummy in Obsession, but I thought it was a little high for an apendectomy scar but about the right size and it looked surgical...

And that one... see what I mean, he has LOTS of scars. Poor guy. Doesn't help that olive skin scars easily.

Just getting us back on topic, James me boy...

That's no fun.

Weren't we talking about Tommy looking good with a dirty face earlier?

Vortex... mmmm...

Sorry, just went off to a happy place for a second. But i'm back.

:::triplet makes note of James' bum right knee for future reference::

Oh hell...

You deserve a prize.

I only take checks that are a minimum of 1000 dollars. Thank you kindly.

I'd be happy to do a full-body scar check..

Why am I suddenly worried for his health and sanity?

 

[triplet]

And that one... see what I mean, he has LOTS of scars. Poor guy. Doesn't help that olive skin scars easily.

And I find it interesting that you have cataloqued his many minor skin imperfections... what?

Do you go over high res images of him with a magnifying glass?

That's no fun.

I can be lots of fun and talking bout Tommy is fun...

Vortex... mmmm...

Sorry, just went off to a happy place for a second. But i'm back.

We missed you...

Welcome back.

Oh hell...

Yeah, I've got your number now buddy. No more cursing of my home appliances or your knee is next!



He he he he...

Why am I suddenly worried for his health and sanity?

Oh, I'm sure Mistress Serene will take real good care of Tommny and won't even have to use restraints much...

 

[Lara]

What does CAA stand for? Why am I the only one who doesn't know I feel stupid.

 

[rumpuso]

BTW, just to keep this thread semi sorta on topic so the mods don't lose it with us, I believe the photo on the right below was taken on the Carson Daly show:

Dear heavens this man is U G L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(my daughter informs me it's opposite day)

 

[rumpuso]

What does CAA stand for? Why am I the only one who doesn't know I feel stupid.

Save me a seat, I'm stupid too.

 

[jas01724]

What does CAA stand for? Why am I the only one who doesn't know I feel stupid.

Creative Artists Agency - it's Tom's agent. Brian Lourd is one of the company bigwigs...

 

[AgentPat]

This wasn't worth creating its own thread, so this is probably as good a place as any to post.

Lycos 50 recently reported their top 10 lists of most popular Internet search terms for 2004. Of interest...

Top Television Shows of 2004:
1) American Idol
2) Survivor
3) The Simpsons
4) Big Brother
5) South Park
6) Charmed
7) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8) Friends
9) JAG
10) Smallville

They also list Batman Begins and Christian Bale among the ones to watch in 2005.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041215/new002_1.html

 

[triplet]

Dear heavens this man is U G L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(my daughter informs me it's opposite day)

She must be a SpongeBob Squarepants fan... That's one of the funniest eps ever of that show.

 

[triplet]

This wasn't worth creating its own thread, so this is probably as good a place as any to post.

Lycos 50 recently reported their top 10 lists of most popular Internet search terms for 2004. Of interest...

Top Television Shows of 2004:
1) American Idol
2) Survivor
3) The Simpsons
4) Big Brother
5) South Park
6) Charmed
7) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
8) Friends
9) JAG
10) Smallville

They also list Batman Begins and Christian Bale among the ones to watch in 2005.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/041215/new002_1.html

::triplet takes on a very thick, and yet very fake, German accent and strokes her chin thoughtfully::

Vedy interrrresting.... Vedy interrresting.

 

[Ardrhielle]

Ardhielle did. She's bossy.

It will be for me.


Yes, yes it was. *pats triplet on the head*

*crosses arms*

James, I'll have you know, I am NOT bossy!

Now, go stand in your corner!!!!

 

[AgentPat]

Yet another blurb not worth its own thread, but priceless nonetheless...

USA Today
12/15/04

Howard Stern on Smallville:
"They reinvented Superman, and he's my favorite character because who doesn't want to be Superman? Then there'd be no pain."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-12-15-stern-sidebar_x.htm

 

[Thunder Emperor]

Yet another blurb not worth its own thread, but priceless nonetheless...

USA Today
12/15/04

Howard Stern on Smallville:
"They reinvented Superman, and he's my favorite character because who doesn't want to be Superman? Then there'd be no pain."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-12-15-stern-sidebar_x.htm

wellhe is right, always wanted to be supermnasince iwas a kid