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Metacritic might be a better review site to you but I like RT. And thats not a knock on Metacritic, I visit that site too.
Metacritic might be a better review site to you but I like RT. And thats not a knock on Metacritic, I visit that site too.
We won't get any kind of indication of genuine WOM until after Wednesday. These reviews mean nothing in the long run if the public adores the film as much as they did the first one.
Just looking around my own general network of friends, I know people who are rushing to the midnight premiere of this movie who aren't even real movie buffs. This is the first legit event film since The Dark Knight. And I don't think any of these reviews from critics, or from the internet diehards, is going to translate.
From the sounds of it, this movie is relentlessly unpleasant. And some of the dumb fun that esteemed critics like Michael Phillips and Roger Ebert managed to get from it is gone and replaced with increased instances of vulgarity, racism, misogyny and noise. So no, they're not "waking up" late. They liked the first movie genuinely, and this movie is apparently lacking in the things that they liked.Judging by the reviews the movie sounds like the first one to me...so what are the critics who liked the first one's problems with it?
Did they just wake up and suddenly realize what I knew a few months after watching the flick on DVD? It just wasn't a good movie, it only seemed somewhat okay because Spider-Man 3, Shriek 3 and Pirates 3 sucked so hard and disappointed almost everyone.
All I can say is welcome to reality critics you are atleast a year and a half late.
I remember the first one having, vulgarity, racism and misogyny mixed in with the admittedly dumb fun.From the sounds of it, this movie is relentlessly unpleasant. And some of the dumb fun that esteemed critics like Michael Phillips and Roger Ebert managed to get from it is gone and replaced with increased instances of vulgarity, racism, misogyny and noise. So no, they're not "waking up" late. They liked the first movie genuinely, and this movie is apparently lacking in the things that they liked.
I think that's just it. There's more of all that stuff in this one than there was in the last one. I've read a few reviews and I get the feeling that I'm going to have to take a shower after I see it.I remember the first one having, vulgarity, racism and misogyny mixed in with the admittedly dumb fun.
I won't know until I watch the sequel in six or seven months but so far I haven't read about anything that was much dumber than the first one. As a matter of fact the only thing that sounds much worse is the racism.
From the sounds of it, this movie is relentlessly unpleasant. And some of the dumb fun that esteemed critics like Michael Phillips and Roger Ebert managed to get from it is gone and replaced with increased instances of vulgarity, racism, misogyny and noise. So no, they're not "waking up" late. They liked the first movie genuinely, and this movie is apparently lacking in the things that they liked.
The first movie had the novelty factor. It was the first time anyone was seeing Transformers on the big screen so they could forgive everything dumb about the movie just for the sake of the action and the "new-ness" of it all. In the sequel you better be offering something fresh because the same old crap isn't going to cut it...especially if you increase the dumb aspects of the first movie with the same old action sequences. Too many times I've seen people say this is a remake of the first film. And if that's the case it's no wonder people are bored.
Most of these critics are *****es.They tend to bash anything that's not Schindler's List or Titanic.One thing to remember is that this movie franchise is based on a Saturday morning cartoon show after all an ACTION cartoon.So this movie is supposed have alot of in your face bots kicking each others arse.It's not nor will it ever be some melodramatic,compelling chick-flick.
I enjoy brainless action movies too, but for the life of me, Michael Bay can't stage, shoot and edit decent action sequences to save his life. Either he uses the rapid-cut method where we can't figure out what's happening or overuses slow-mo/bullet time. The only good thing Bay is good at is making stuff blow up.
Sad really.
I think the fact that we're now seeing a LOT of bad reviews from critics who gave the first TF movie a pass or even liked it a lot is speaking volumes.
I think I died a little on the inside when Ebert gave this one 1/4 stars but gave the first 3/4. I usually agree with him.
*crosses fingers A LOT*
I think I died a little on the inside when Ebert gave this one 1/4 stars but gave the first 3/4. I usually agree with him.
*crosses fingers A LOT*
If the reaction from people on Twitter is any indication, this movie is going to be absolutely humongous. The response so far has been overwhelmingly positive. My eyes are almost glazed over from reading the words "epic" and "best movie ever" 50,000 times over.
And these are the folks who make up the general audience.
Critics and purists be damned, this is going to be a huge hit.
http://chud.com/articles/articles/19948/1/REVIEW-TRANSFORMERS---REVENGE-OF-THE-FALLEN-/Page1.htmlThe thing about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is that it's an objectively bad film. The comedy doesn't work (and there's oh so ****ing much of it), the characters are so flat you can't see them from the side, the plot has so many holes you begin to think surrealism was the point, the actors are bored, the action scenes are incoherent, the finale is a staggering anti-climax, the villain makes cyphers seem fully rounded, the pacing perfectly replicates the concept of 'death march'... there's nothing that works in this film.
If the reaction from people on Twitter is any indication, this movie is going to be absolutely humongous. The response so far has been overwhelmingly positive. My eyes are almost glazed over from reading the words "epic" and "best movie ever" 50,000 times over.
And these are the folks who make up the general audience.
Critics and purists be damned, this is going to be a huge hit.