The Pengiun Diet

[pavlovs dogfood]

Don't you mean the payoff wasn't half as good as the buildup?

Yeah, I did. I actually said 'the payoff wasn't as good as the payoff', but I had to edit it, and I gooched that the hell up, didn't I? Bad times.

Oh well, you're smart enough to switch them in your head.

 

[JLBats]

Get a room you two! Or three counting JLBats.

Leave me out of that masochistic relationship, thanks.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

yeah, leave him out, please?

 

[Equint77]

gooched

 

[JLBats]

yeah, leave him out, please?

Damn, that stings. You've hurt my impressionable and fragmented teenage self-image... now I'm going to go listen to Strawberry Fields Forever and cut myself.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

I'm a way better teenager than you are

 

[The Lizard]

Get a room you two! Or three counting JLBats.

Hey I'm married, and besides that, I'm probably old enough to be Miss Teen Bikini's father (assuming I actually had the opportunity to have sex my freshman year of high school..... which I didn't )

 

[JLBats]

I'm a way better teenager than you are

Aren't you technically out of your teenage years?

 

[Equint77]

Hey I'm married, and besides that, I'm probably old enough to be Miss Teen Bikini's father (assuming I actually had the opportunity to have sex my freshman year of high school..... which I didn't )

then it won't be a problem if she calls you "daddy".

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

Aren't you technically out of your teenage years?

What? Where'd you get that? I'm still a sprat. I'm like *counts on fingers* 16.

 

[JLBats]

What? Where'd you get that? I'm still a sprat. I'm like *counts on fingers* 16.

And yet you post seductive Internet photos for older men?

You're awesome.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

They're not seductive. If I wanted to be seductive, I'd maybe...not do it on a superhero website messageboard? Just a thought.

 

[Equint77]

or she's working for the FEDS...

 

[JLBats]

or she's working for the FEDS...

That's the assumption I'm working from.

And I'm sorry, but if you don't consider a picture of yourself in a chesty nun costume, then what do you consider seductive?

 

[Equint77]

That's the assumption I'm working from.

And I'm sorry, but if you don't consider a picture of yourself in a chesty nun costume, then what do you consider seductive?

shh.. maybe she'll take your dare into taking even better pictures.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

And I'm sorry, but if you don't consider a picture of yourself in a chesty nun costume, then what do you consider seductive?

Chesty nun outfit = classic. If nothing I thought you guys would appreciate the irony. Jeez.

 

[JLBats]

Chesty nun outfit = classic. If nothing I thought you guys would appreciate the irony. Jeez.

I just find it weird as all. You're a very attractive young woman and I don't understand why you'd post so many pics and even sign up on some Bangme site, but hey... to each his or her own.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

It was a competition among friends. I hadn't logged onto it in pretty much forever.

I just take a lot of pics. Capture the moments, yo! I don't find it odd, but then again I've often been called quirky.

Well, I haven't, but that's what I'm saying, because quirky is just one rest stop and a few miles away from crazy.

 

[JLBats]

Hey, no problem, more power to you. Better to be odd than boring.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

So what do you think of the penguin diet????

 

[JLBats]

It's a fantastic idea and I just got some water for myself in fact.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

Then the thread is a success

 

[Killgore]

So what do you think of the penguin diet????

Delicious.

 

[Equint77]

post more fried penguin pictures... it's making me hungry!!!

 

[Killgore]

Flipper lickin' good!