The Rap Battle Thread

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
you fanboys is whack, put that on your mothers
you the worst thing to happen to rap since No Limit album covers
claim to be the man brethen you insane
you rap like Bow wow or lil'zane
**** you wannabe MC's actin like pricks
you like Magic Johnson,not really that sick
lemme make like Reggie Noble, time for some action
turn Black men like White girls like Michael Jackson
why you mad at me actin all hyper
I'm killing the board members like the DC sniper
an Kingpin you aint a MC, have a coke and a smile
if you really Mr. Duncan, I'll make ya walk the green Mile
so fall back on this whack thread you aint crippin cuzz
if we battle it will be ugly like the almighty Fuzz
kill all the drama you fools aint ready
If I wanna people talkin crap I'll holler at Spidderfreddie
this is game over I wanna a new play
threads shut down, word to Dew K
I'm wilder than Pac, rollin on Juice
need a movie title, what up brodie Bruce
smackin Hypsters from Saudi to Ohio
this is crushin a Audi to a Rhino
man I'm done rhyming you herbs game is stale
I'm casting choice since Christian Bale
and I'm done crown me the rhymespitter
I give you all heart attacks, and you guys are John Ritter
and I'm out

Not another one,
noob having his fun
Comes into this thread, acting like hes someone
Oh but excuse me
this kid accused me
of me not being an MC
At least i never said that Im wilder than Pac
If you were youd be out there, but no your not
So this cat said he would make me walk the green mile
Well im waiting child,
make me smile
Now why would you be crowned the rhymespitter?
All this kid does, is act like a fine wiggor
This battles gon to be ugly
So get this kid a mask,
Oh whats that hunny?
Yea im kickin his white ass

 

[C. Lee]

Hello Kingpin how you doin'
I'll teach you poetry that's no foolin'
I won't call it rap no siree
A wrap is like a muffler don't you see
A muffler stifles what you say
And I'm poetic all livelong day
Give me a subject and I'll go to town
I'll make you smile I'll make you frown
I'll make you laugh right out loud
I pour on words like mortar is trowled
I'm so good I blow your mind
Then help you to your feet, I'm so kind

 

[The Kingpin]

Ok how about...The Hulk movie?

 

[C. Lee]

Gotta pick up the wife and go grocery shopping....have it for ya in a couple hours.

 

[The Kingpin]

Ok see you then

EDIT-Ill probably be at a football game...but ill see it when i get back

 

[C. Lee]

Eric Bana was perfect for the role
Of a man who gets angry and loses control
Gamma rays... washed over his body
Ooooh Jennifer Connely... is a hottie

Old man Banner is quite the loon
If we never see him again it'll be too soon
He killed Bruce's poor suffering mother
Too bad that parent died and not the other

Bruce was smart but a little insecure
Didn't show emotion that's for sure
Betty left him because of this trait
He opened up but a little too late

Gamma rays effected his DNA
Nano meds in his lungs got away
General Ross... came to town
Betty wasn't happy... had a frown

Papa Banner revealed himself to Bruce
Nearly shot his pants when Hulk broke loose
While Bruce wandered around in a fog
Papa made a Hulk out of a poodle dog

The Hulk dogs... they numbered three
They were even able... to climb a tree
Hulk stomped them into the ground
Now you can't find any damn Hulk hound

Ross took Bruce to a secret base
Talbot showed up with his sneering face
He beat Bruce and shocked him too
I laughed when he was blown to goo

Hulk broke loose and ran amock
Man he's bigger than a semi truck
Hulk crash Hulk Smash Hulk destroy
He threw tanks around like a toy

Choppers flew in... Ross in charge
Made Hulk mad... he grew large
Knocked a chopper or two out of the air
Gave a Jet pilot a hell of a scare

Betty showed up... calmed him down
Papa Banner was still screwing around
Gave himself a gamma ray dose
Ol Nick Nolte looked real gross

Papa Banner became the Absorbing man
Put him next to Bruce... you know what hit the fan
Hulk said to dad... put up yer dukes
General Ross said... fire them nukes

A year goes by... no trace is found
Betty and her dad new respect have found
Guerillas in the jungle on a killing spree
Don't like the doctor... when they make him angry

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
P.S: Jay1/dub is an indian, he works at the kwickimart, Jay1/dub: thank you come again. hahahahahha

I was born and raised here and........




















Shut the **** up paki

 

[The Kingpin]

Ha ha C.Lee you are genious

 

[Max Payne]

Oh no....C. Lee is gonna turn this into the SHH Coffee House!

 

[The Kingpin]

Come on somebody battle me

 

[C. Lee]

Kingpin wants a battle, why oh why
Thinks he's as cool, as Superfly
Don't he know, didn't he consider
He scares me as much as a babysitter
His rhymes are good, I'll give him that
Sorry, can't stop thinking of Themanofbat
Back to the moment, back to the battle
Do we really want to hear Kingpin prattle

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Max Payne
Oh no....C. Lee is gonna turn this into the SHH Coffee House!

And laugh as I lock you out of it.

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by C. Lee
Kingpin wants a battle, why oh why
Thinks he's as cool, as Superfly
Don't he know, didn't he consider
He scares me as much as a babysitter
His rhymes are good, I'll give him that
Sorry, can't stop thinking of Themanofbat
Back to the moment, back to the battle
Do we really want to hear Kingpin prattle

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Yo, Im white
My soul is black as night
Im underprivilaged
So i try to rap
I konw my rhymes
Is dope as crap

So i take a nap
in my private school
and mispronounce ghetto
and show im a cracka fool
and when i say the word *****
i sound like a ***
I guess thats why my bjtches
Include that old bag
that you call your mom
She fvcked me
Like the bomb!?!??!

~underprivilaged whitey who is a menace to caucasion society~

 

[The Kingpin]

You are so funny

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Ha ha C.Lee you are genious

Thanks...glad you liked it.....thought it turned out pretty good myself.

 

[Max Payne]

Originally posted by C. Lee
And laugh as I lock you out of it.

Meh, before I go can I have a coffee? 2 litres please.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Im the guy from "Phonebooth" and were you being sarcastic?

 

[Max Payne]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Im the guy from "Phonebooth" and were you being sarcastic?

 

[Spidey_Freak]

watch the movie, beginning, white rapper.....

 

[Max Payne]

the begining is boring.

 

[C. Lee]

Originally posted by Max Payne
Meh, before I go can I have a coffee? 2 litres please.

You can have coffee if that's what you want
Is that really why my place you do haunt
I think that by poetry you are quite facinated
And that by good prose you never will be sated
So come on in sit down but drink a Dew
Give me any lip and your ass I'll Kung Fu

 

[Max Payne]

Originally posted by C. Lee
You can have coffee if that's what you want
Is that really why my place you do haunt
I think that by poetry you are quite facinated
And that by good prose you never will be sated
So come on in sit down but drink a Dew
Give me any lip and your ass I'll Kung Fu

poetry is funny.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

the whole movie RULES!?!?!

 

[Max Payne]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
the whole movie RULES!?!?!

naw, I skipped the "intro."