The Rap Battle Thread

Originally posted by black_dust
Phh! the Unit couldn`t figure out who was doing the thread ratings :p
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Well maybe thats why we arent investigators
 
Yo Yo
Your life is worthless
Like spade without farley
I walked on your sister
Screwin a stickshift harley

_-+~_-+~_-+~_-+~:mad:Vanilla Chocolat ***** who is UNDERPRIVILAGED:mad:_-+~_-+~_-+~
 
*cheezy rap music starts playing*

y0 y0 y0!!

Im walking down the street!

Im feeling the beat!

I look down and there are shoes on my feet!

hows that for white boy rap:p
 
Originally posted by Slang - J'C
EML... what are u trippin?
Thinkin, flipping you stickin with them
Cleshae rhymes, like your mommas this and that
your time is tick-tick-tickin, best watch ur back 'cat'

Slang new to the game yet already insane
hearin u talk Fitty and eminem make me wanna diss u in vein
make you seem plain- that **** you spit is laaame
Dude, Shady spread his ass for the industry, just to get his fame

All them sell out rappers you mention,
of which u got some ill connection,
Dont know the underground ****, that they be forgetting
if u think otherwise, no magnets can keep ur extension connecting

(You still like offending?)

against me son, ur confidence would peel
I aint gotta be no X-man to see u aint real
Eml I remember u, crazy comic book MC in a cape
Keep ur helmet on fool, or magnetize some good rhymes to ur mind state... WHAT
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Before I even rip in to you,
I just want to mention one little thing, dood.
Is it so hard to spell words right?
Does spelling **** wrong make you look tight?
Try running your rhymes through a Spell check,
Do that before you slam them on the deck.

You say my raps are 'cliche' (yea that's how you spell it)
I've been hearing the same **** all day!
You want you kill me in 'vain' (busted!)
You better hit the gym and train!
Your weak lyrics are doing nothing against me,
there isn't anything you can say that will diss me!
I'm untouchable, you little *****!
So drop down on your girly knees and suck my dick!

You people want to know if I'm a ****** or a ******.
Forget it, punk, I'm a ****ing GRAVE DIGGER!
I'm sizing you up for coffins,
digging in the dirt.
Listen, I'm the one doing the talking,
the one making sure your self-esteem is hurt!
 
lemme give it a try:

*crowd starts clapping out a beat*

yo, **** all ya *****in
***** who ain **** got
cause its **** like ****
****** ** **** **
******** *** *** ****
**** **** in the ****
(Chorus)
So ***** ***** aint that a *****
**** *** **** * ** **** ***
**** a *** *** so *****'in a *****-******er of a *****
yo

yo

like a ***** *****-*****
*back up singers start echoing*
(like a ***** *****-*****)
ye
i mean yo
(like a ***** *****-*****)
 
Originally posted by AlteredEgo
lemme give it a try:

*crowd starts clapping out a beat*

yo, **** all ya *****in
***** who ain **** got
cause its **** like ****
****** ** **** **
******** *** *** ****
**** **** in the ****
(Chorus)
So ***** ***** aint that a *****
**** *** **** * ** **** ***
**** a *** *** so *****'in a *****-******er of a *****
yo

yo

like a ***** *****-*****
*back up singers start echoing*
(like a ***** *****-*****)
ye
i mean yo
(like a ***** *****-*****)
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Look at this little ***** ****er ass ****** **** *****!
Yea, see all those stars, boy?
Those are real swear words, boy.
I didn't just hit SHIFT 8,
my raps are really filled with hate.
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Look at this little ***** ****er ass ****** **** *****!
Yea, see all those stars, boy?
Those are real swear words, boy.
I didn't just hit SHIFT 8,
my raps are really filled with hate.
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fine if you want it ill give it
think up some cuss words and spit it
but i dont im creative
so ill say **** like *************
or ** cause i feel like it
i aint got no hate
love the world
peace and bunny rabbits yo :)
 
Originally posted by Toven
I was sitting at the bar
When this real horny guy came over
He said won't you let me take you
On a ride in my Range Rover
I said ...you can't be serious
My Bentley's right outside
Plus your breath smells like **** anyway.

:)
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o yeah sorry about that :o
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Before I even rip in to you,
I just want to mention one little thing, dood.
Is it so hard to spell words right?
Does spelling **** wrong make you look tight?
Try running your rhymes through a Spell check,
Do that before you slam them on the deck.

You say my raps are 'cliche' (yea that's how you spell it)
I've been hearing the same **** all day!
You want you kill me in 'vain' (busted!)
You better hit the gym and train!
Your weak lyrics are doing nothing against me,
there isn't anything you can say that will diss me!
I'm untouchable, you little *****!
So drop down on your girly knees and suck my dick!

You people want to know if I'm a ****** or a ******.
Forget it, punk, I'm a ****ing GRAVE DIGGER!
I'm sizing you up for coffins,
digging in the dirt.
Listen, I'm the one doing the talking,
the one making sure your self-esteem is hurt!
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Now you see why this ****ers in the SHH-Unit
He takes the rhyme,clocks it,thhen drops it like hot ****
Kingpin,Spawn and this mutha****er drops it
Thats why them and me?We're SHH-Unit!
 
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