The Rap Battle Thread

I've been known to try to do it upside down a little,
I'm talkin' about rhymin' not that you little bag of skittles.
Mess with me, I'll send you to a mad house, surroundin' by white walls,
The only reason you're there is cuz you thought you had balls.
Well now your balls have been dropped,
You shoulda stuck to nursery rhymes, and neva thought about hip hop.
They call me spawn cuz I bring birth to a lotta ****,
Like the word's 'rhyme,' 'god,' and 'dis'
 
Originally posted by Assassin32
EML says I'll never get laid
He talks about c*cks and glocks
Dockers and rockin' the spot for days
But the truth is I'm paid, so stop showin' me shade
Your ****in' weak Erik, a crock
Your **** is played, so stop
Drop the act, I'm runnin' these blocks
So, if you want some action stick your dick in your X-Box

Dog, lay off the crack
You think your dunkin' like Shaq?
You couldn't drop me back to save your worthless punk-ass
Cause, homie, you know I'm Vlade
Pull out the shotty, and stiffen up everybody
That's for tryin' to battle so gaudy,
With a 2- time felon
Open fire on this tellin' Helen, who's as yellow as his piss, then,
I'll let my barrel start yellin', scream into in the night, and,
Have you takin' more shots to the face than Sir Ian McKellen

Damn!

I'm at my prime while your lines have gotten slow
So, stop tryin' to rhyme and just try to flow
Now it's time to send your ass home
B*tch, get the **** off my throne
I'll pull you spine out your a**hole,
Then crack open your dome
Maybe you'll stop thinkin' your great if I let your brain air out
Now, scream for your me, b*tch, let me hear your last shout!

:: rolls up sleeves ::

:: puts on a beat ::

Yea, I'm going to **** this guy up!
Step back y'all, the **** is coming....

I see you trying to say ****.
But just your mouth is moving, that's it.
Your lips are going up and down.
You look like a Mime turned Clown.
Blah blah Blah GLOCK!
Blah Blah Blah COCK!
What the **** is that?
It's just Rap-Pop.
You don't have a Gat.
And you've never shot a cop.
The baddest you've been is in 5th grade.
Stealing a candy bar is your biggest sin.
Keep ****ing with me, you're going to need medical aid.
**** it, your life will be at it's end!
I don't need a gun, a sword, or a bat!
I don't need a crew, a car, or a gat!
I'll bust you face in with my fist.
Rock your mind with a Utopian diss!
My knee will bust open your balls.
Oop! I mean clit! You got a crack, that's all.
Stop jacking off your boyfriend and listen to me.
Try to hold back your hate and jealousy.
You want to be me, but it's not possible.
You're the kind of ****** who grew up reading nothing but Gospel.
So go back to being a little Bible Boy.
Go back to sitting out front with your Cowboy Toys.
You'll never be a gangster, a thug, or a convict.
So just go back to sucking your daddy's dick!
 
I'm posting out of pure boredom.
I saw a group ready to battle, but I floored 'em.
Some stupid **** was talking about my X-box.
Then he started spitting about rocking *****.
Stupid **** doesn't realizes that he can't do ****.
He might think he's hot, but I'm a proven hit.
Bullets will riddle you.
Blood will splatter.
I'm going to rid the world of you.
I'm a ****ing lyrical attacker.
I'm going to take the time to write this rhyme.
Then I'm going to lyrically bludgeon you with every line.
Snap off your dick and shove it up you ass.
Right hook to your jaw, shatter your skull like stunt-glass.
You'll reel back at my force, my power.
You better get the **** out now, hit the showers.
Your game is over done.
This is real-life **** now, son.
You don't have an arsenal or weapons.
And when I kill you, you won't go to Thug Heaven.
Where are you going? Lean in close and I'll tell.
You're going straight to ****** HELL!
 
I'm gonna' leave you all mentally and physically scared
I'm gettin sick and tired of these ***** *****'s thinking they hard
I'm surrounded by a bunch of losers, more like ******s,
When I win comps, they send me to Hawaii,while I send you postcards.
Instead of Hallmark messages, you get rhyme schemes,
Cowering in the corner, whispering, "Why are People so mean?"
To take me down and out, you'll need a full man team,
Ha, who am I kiddin? That won't work either, cuz I'm a rhymin machine.



Thought I'd give it a shot. Reply, but I won't be back here anyway.
 
Originally posted by The Batman
I'm gonna' leave you all mentally and physically scared
I'm gettin sick and tired of these ***** *****'s thinking they hard
I'm surrounded by a bunch of losers, more like ******s,
When I win comps, they send me to Hawaii,while I send you postcards.
Instead of Hallmark messages, you get rhyme schemes,
Cowering in the corner, whispering, "Why are People so mean?"
To take me down and out, you'll need a full man team,
Ha, who am I kiddin? That won't work either, cuz I'm a rhymin machine.



Thought I'd give it a shot. Reply, but I won't be back here anyway.

And here I was thinking I'd seen everything.
But then I step in and see Batman rhyming.
Pointed ears, rubber nipples and all!
Oh, this ought to be a ball.
I don't think I'm hard, I know so.
I'm the kind of ***** who rolls in the dough.
You're ass is going to connect with my steel-toed boot.
Nothing's going to save you, not even your rubber suit.
Go back to feeling up little kids in spandex.
You just got added to the "Bad Rapper" index.
 
All my hypers represent!


What the hell happened here
when I left
The Batman sat in here?
Dog, come on get a rhyme book
Even if you cheatin
its better than not bein a fine cook
at stirren up words and nobody eatin
Uh oh! To the bat cave!
Either go there-
or to the Bat-Rap grave!
Damn but he still claims himself a rhyme machine
Well you broken cuz!
Now Ive seen what I've seen
And i see youve put a bad name to The batman, cuz
 
Originally posted by The Kingpin
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:mad:
 
Im the thread creator
I dont like rap
But im no Hater
All im hearin is crap
A wannabe player like Spawn
Tryin to be me
But hes gonna be gone
Dont forget the fee
Now theres kingpin
Just Listen to him
Thats a *****ing sin
Oh Theres EML
What a damn fraud
Your rhymes are hell
You aint no mod
Accusing me of being Blaster
Oh Check his IP!
Your our master
OUCH THAT AINT ME!

Tuh-Tuh-Tuh-TIM-A UNIT
 
Originally posted by AbayTimma
Im the thread creator
I dont like rap
But im no Hater
All im hearin is crap
A wannabe player like Spawn
Tryin to be me
But hes gonna be gone
Dont forget the fee
Now theres kingpin
Just Listen to him
Thats a *****ing sin
Oh Theres EML
What a damn fraud
Your rhymes are hell
You aint no mod
Accusing me of being Blaster
Oh Check his IP!
Your our master
OUCH THAT AINT ME!

Tuh-Tuh-Tuh-TIM-A UNIT

I'll accuse you of whatever I want.
I could get you sent away for terrorism.
and I'd just stand outside your cell and taunt.
Rap isn't a career for you, so stop the plagurism.
I'm a mod, and that's a fact.
You're just a little poster that get's owned by ChesireCat.
You're nothing, not even the thread creator.
I hijacked this mother****ing thread, see you later.
Or maybe I won't.
I'm going to bust in and kill you when you're stoned.
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'll accuse you of whatever I want.
I could get you sent away for terrorism.
and I'd just stand outside your cell and taunt.
Rap isn't a career for you, so stop the plagurism.
I'm a mod, and that's a fact.
You're just a little poster that get's owned by ChesireCat.
You're nothing, not even the thread creator.
I hijacked this mother****ing thread, see you later.
Or maybe I won't.
I'm going to bust in and kill you when you're stoned.

You think you got style
You mutha****in pedophile
Your rhymes are vile
And cant compete wit dis
Not even Wilson Fisk
Please stop the terrorist drama
I aint callin you Sadamm...
Im callin you Osama!
And even if im stoned
Your ass will still be owned!
 
Originally posted by AbayTimma
You think you got style
You mutha****in pedophile
Your rhymes are vile
And cant compete wit dis
Not even Wilson Fisk
Please stop the terrorist drama
I aint callin you Sadamm...
Im callin you Osama!
And even if im stoned
Your ass will still be owned!

Attention, Mr. Timmy.
Why don't you listen up, instead of jerking of Jimmy?
I already said I was Osama, in a past rap.
Your observation skills are half-past Crap.
Go ahead, call me a pedophile.
I'll just cut and lay you down like ceramic tile.
If you think Wilson Fisk is bad, get a load of me.
I'm the one that has the newbies running in Community.
So sit down, and shut your ****ing mouth.
You're like a goddamn faucet that won't turn off it's spout.
 
Ima bash you like a hammer
****in Spammer
50 posts a day
This geek's reachin 30 K
Get a girlfriend. Get A wife.
Get a ****in life
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
:: rolls up sleeves ::

:: puts on a beat ::

Yea, I'm going to **** this guy up!
Step back y'all, the **** is coming....

I see you trying to say ****.
But just your mouth is moving, that's it.
Your lips are going up and down.
You look like a Mime turned Clown.
Blah blah Blah GLOCK!
Blah Blah Blah COCK!
What the **** is that?
It's just Rap-Pop.
You don't have a Gat.
And you've never shot a cop.
The baddest you've been is in 5th grade.
Stealing a candy bar is your biggest sin.
Keep ****ing with me, you're going to need medical aid.
**** it, your life will be at it's end!
I don't need a gun, a sword, or a bat!
I don't need a crew, a car, or a gat!
I'll bust you face in with my fist.
Rock your mind with a Utopian diss!
My knee will bust open your balls.
Oop! I mean clit! You got a crack, that's all.
Stop jacking off your boyfriend and listen to me.
Try to hold back your hate and jealousy.
You want to be me, but it's not possible.
You're the kind of ****** who grew up reading nothing but Gospel.
So go back to being a little Bible Boy.
Go back to sitting out front with your Cowboy Toys.
You'll never be a gangster, a thug, or a convict.
So just go back to sucking your daddy's dick!



Have I pissed you off yet?
Are you on the defensive?
Have I made your ass sick?
Are you sitting there pensive?
Cause you know what's about to happen
When I get to rappin'
I'm stealing all your pride
Throwing your rhymes into traffic
So, show me more static
And you'll get your ass blasted
One left hook will have you twitchin' like an addict
Ya ****in' *** got

Yeah, real smart calling me a ******
Can't you see me flirting with the Tech-9's trigger?
Now I bet you feel stains form in your nickers
So, watch your ****in' mouth
Before I break your ****in' snout
That's for tryin' to shout like your **** can rock the house
While you just rap like a boy scout,
No harder than Mickey Mouse
Now your flows have been knocked the **** out
You b*tch, moan and you pout
So I put my pimp hand down, now your bleeding in gouts

I'll show you that your **** is old
When you feel your chest implode
1,000 pounds of hate targeted at your heart and soul
My chome blows your dome
Crackin' open your bones, tearin' up every chromosome
Ode to my home, the 9-1-6 zone
Real soldiers, no clones
I'm lyrical bane, no line the same
Me and you, b*tch, a macabre scrap in the rain
I'll teach you new kinds of pain
We'll play no games
So, you could feel the agnst as your vains drain
Now your broken and spent
Your time came and it went
I'm on top now, so stay away from my turf
It'll all come full-circle when you feel your neck burn
Now you've been served
So, your turn.....
 
Originally posted by AbayTimma
Ima bash you like a hammer
****in Spammer
50 posts a day
This geek's reachin 30 K
Get a girlfriend. Get A wife.
Get a ****in life

Got a Girl, Got a Life.
Now will you please get away from the mic?
Your ****ty lyrics are hurting it.
Wait til your balls drop before blasting a hit.
You're just a 5 year old *****,
looking on the internet for she-male clit.
 
I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!
This **** is a horror flick,
but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!
****in' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!
That makes me believe you really dont have a interest in livin!
You think these *****s gonna feel the **** you say?
I got a betta chance joining the KKK.
Or some real ****, though, I like you
That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit sucide to
**** 'Lotto,' call me your leader
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"
I used to like that show, now you got me to "fight back" mode
But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!
I hate to do this, I would love for this **** to last
So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass
And all's well that ends well, ok?
So I'll end this **** wit a "**** you, but have a nice day!"
 
Originally posted by Assassin32
Have I pissed you off yet?
Are you on the defensive?
Have I made your ass sick?
Are you sitting there pensive?
Cause you know what's about to happen
When I get to rappin'
I'm stealing all your pride
Throwing your rhymes into traffic
So, show me more static
And you'll get your ass blasted
One left hook will have you twitchin' like an addict
Ya ****in' *** got

Yeah, real smart calling me a ******
Can't you see me flirting with the Tech-9's trigger?
Now I bet you feel stains form in your nickers
So, watch your ****in' mouth
Before I break your ****in' snout
That's for tryin' to shout like your **** can rock the house
While you just rap like a boy scout,
No harder than Mickey Mouse
Now your flows have been knocked the **** out
You b*tch, moan and you pout
So I put my pimp hand down, now your bleeding in gouts

I'll show you that your **** is old
When you feel your chest implode
1,000 pounds of hate targeted at your heart and soul
My chome blows your dome
Crackin' open your bones, tearin' up every chromosome
Ode to my home, the 9-1-6 zone
Real soldiers, no clones
I'm lyrical bane, no line the same
Me and you, b*tch, a macabre scrap in the rain
I'll teach you new kinds of pain
We'll play no games
So, you could feel the agnst as your vains drain
Now your broken and spent
Your time came and it went
I'm on top now, so stay away from my turf
It'll all come full-circle when you feel your neck burn
Now you've been served
So, your turn.....

Boy, you sure are out of this ****.
The only time you've been on top is when your boyfriend was pounding it.
Keep talking about being a street soldier.
You don't have any responsibilities on your shoulder.
You're a wanna-be player.
You're nothing but a real-gangsta hater.
You see me ripping up this ****,
asking yourself "How he do it?"
Well I'll show how I do it, son.
Put away your ****ing BB gun.
You can fire you're little Tech 9,
You're life will end when I fire mine.
I carry more than a pistol,
My guns stick out like a ****ing bristle.
Aks and Uzis, I got them all.
Better watch out, you gunna take a fall.

But you won't get back up, no way.
Don't worry, we all know you're ****ing gay.
You like it up the ass.
You even do it for cash.
All you want is hard cock to ride.
But you better keep you *** as lips away from mine.
I don't get down that way, never.
But you'll be riding dick forever.

it's my turn?
When will you learn?
Going up against me, you gunna get burned.
I'll light you up Pyro style,
Blast you better than the Rabbit from 8-Mile.
Eminem, 50, Dr. Dre.
Compared to me, their all ****ing gay!
But you're even worse.
And I'm ready to send you in to a hearse.
You're gunna die, you little ***** ass ******.
Yea, that's right, you're nothing but a ****ing ******.
Get out of her, boy, you're **** is gone.
Your brain is splattered all over the lawn.
You can't see the hood for the streets,
so just take a long swim down **** Creek.
 
Originally posted by The Batman
I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!
This **** is a horror flick,
but the black guy doesn't die in this movie!
****in' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!
That makes me believe you really dont have a interest in livin!
You think these *****s gonna feel the **** you say?
I got a betta chance joining the KKK.
Or some real ****, though, I like you
That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit sucide to
**** 'Lotto,' call me your leader
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"
I used to like that show, now you got me to "fight back" mode
But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!
I hate to do this, I would love for this **** to last
So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass
And all's well that ends well, ok?
So I'll end this **** wit a "**** you, but have a nice day!"

Congrats, you can recite movie lines.
 
The Spawn asked me to post that exact thing. I was to copy it from the IM he gave me 9 minutes ago, paste here as my own rhyme and see the results since he can't go on to the Hype tonight.
 

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