The Rap Battle Thread

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You do his bidding?

 

[The Batman]

See, I KNEW you would say that. Re-read my post:

The Spawn asked me to post that exact thing. I was to copy it from the IM he gave me 9 minutes ago, paste here as my own rhyme and see the results since he can't go on to the Hype tonight.

Pay close attention to the third word.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Batman
See, I KNEW you would say that. Re-read my post:

The Spawn asked me to post that exact thing. I was to copy it from the IM he gave me 9 minutes ago, paste here as my own rhyme and see the results since he can't go on to the Hype tonight.

Pay close attention to the third word.

You have yet to answer my question.

 

[The Batman]

You have yet to pay close attention. Screw it, I have no time for this, maybe he does:

XDarkDareDevilX


IM this man.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I see what you are trying to do.

But I asked you: "You do his bidding?"

And you have yet to answer Yes or No.

 

[The Batman]

Not all questions require a simple answer. The pure refinement of man has been tor eceive things in its simpilest form. Are you that type of man?















The answer is 'no' straight and to the point.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Batman
Not all questions require a simple answer. The pure refinement of man has been tor eceive things in its simpilest form. Are you that type of man?
The answer is 'no' straight and to the point.

But, this question DOES have a simple answer. I asked you a question, and you tried to dodge by saying he 'asked'. But you fail to see that asking does not always contain an option.

And you answer 'no', but you actions imply 'yes.'

 

[The Batman]

My actions imply whatever your mind implies them to imply. You can assume that, due to your hatred of the bat, that the answer is 'yes,' but for your opinion to actually affect me on the level that you seem to want it to, would mean thus. And it doesn't.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I don't hate Batman. He's a pretty cool character.

You, on the other hand...

 

[The Batman]

My point exactly. You take every argument, or the ones with certain people, and make it completey lacking in the area of seriousness. I deem this, 'debate,' over. Good night man.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

It was never a debate. It was me calling you a pawn of The Spawn.

Good Night

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Boy, you sure are out of this ****.
The only time you've been on top is when your boyfriend was pounding it.
Keep talking about being a street soldier.
You don't have any responsibilities on your shoulder.
You're a wanna-be player.
You're nothing but a real-gangsta hater.
You see me ripping up this ****,
asking yourself "How he do it?"
Well I'll show how I do it, son.
Put away your ****ing BB gun.
You can fire you're little Tech 9,
You're life will end when I fire mine.
I carry more than a pistol,
My guns stick out like a ****ing bristle.
Aks and Uzis, I got them all.
Better watch out, you gunna take a fall.

But you won't get back up, no way.
Don't worry, we all know you're ****ing gay.
You like it up the ass.
You even do it for cash.
All you want is hard cock to ride.
But you better keep you *** as lips away from mine.
I don't get down that way, never.
But you'll be riding dick forever.

it's my turn?
When will you learn?
Going up against me, you gunna get burned.
I'll light you up Pyro style,
Blast you better than the Rabbit from 8-Mile.
Eminem, 50, Dr. Dre.
Compared to me, their all ****ing gay!
But you're even worse.
And I'm ready to send you in to a hearse.
You're gunna die, you little ***** ass ******.
Yea, that's right, you're nothing but a ****ing ******.
Get out of her, boy, you're **** is gone.
Your brain is splattered all over the lawn.
You can't see the hood for the streets,
so just take a long swim down **** Creek.

How dumb can this fool get?
He's spittin' this bull****
Saying that I'm gay, yeah right
Do you know the whereabouts of your wife?
Well, she's in MY bed giving ME head, alright
What a ******, calling me a ****** when I'm not even white
Maybe you should have some experts take a look at your sight
Because you can't see me, you can't be me
You come to in trying to bleed me, but I whoop your ass easy
And send you on the go while I'm bangin' your ho
I guess it's because, up there, your a little slow
But, seriously, though,
What's wrong with your skull?
How come you can't work your brain?
Are you going insane, or were you hit by a train?
Did it juggle your noggin' and leave your head plain?
Leave you in a place where every thought is a strain?
But enough with these games
Your honey just drove up in her jalopy
Now she's doing me sloppy
She's real sleazy, believe me
Damn your girl's easy
She's givin' it up!
I'm getting in her butt
While your riding the "short" bus

 

[The Spawn]

It is ironic that you say that Erik...out of all the men, women, and children on these boards...The Batman is one of the few men here who can match me. translation: Everyone here is my pawn, in one way or the other.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
How dumb can this fool get?
He's spittin' this bull****
Saying that I'm gay, yeah right
Do you know the whereabouts of your wife?
Well, she's in MY bed giving ME head, alright
What a ******, calling me a ****** when I'm not even white
Maybe you should have some experts take a look at your sight
Because you can't see me, you can't be me
You come to in trying to bleed me, but I whoop your ass easy
And send you on the go while I'm bangin' your ho
I guess it's because, up there, your a little slow
But, seriously, though,
What's wrong with your skull?
How come you can't work your brain?
Are you going insane, or were you hit by a train?
Did it juggle your noggin' and leave your head plain?
Leave you in a place where every thought is a strain?
But enough with these games
Your honey just drove up in her jalopy
Now she's doing me sloppy
She's real sleazy, believe me
Damn your girl's easy
She's givin' it up!
I'm getting in her butt
While your riding the "short" bus

Hmmm, that's so funny!
I love how you're banging my hunny!
Oh wait, you were doing that from the beginning.
But then she drove up near the ending.
Are you confused? I think you are.
The first chick was your mom, the porn star.
And the girl getting out the cab?
That was your two-bit sister hag.
it's really rather disgusting
that you've got your dick in your family while nut-busting.
You can call me slow or blind.
But I'm the only one here who knows how to rhyme.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
It is ironic that you say that Erik...out of all the men, women, and children on these boards...The Batman is one of the few men here who can match me. translation: Everyone here is my pawn, in one way or the other.

I think it's hilarious that you are so ****ing arrogant so to think that. it's a message board man, get a real life and try to do real things.

 

[The Spawn]

Hey, who are the people battling over the internet?

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I don't see any battles.

 

[The Spawn]

I only said 'net.' Its a generalization. No specifics installed.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I don't see any battles.

 

[The Spawn]

I only said 'net.' Its a generalization. No specifics installed

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

I realize that. But I have yet to see any battles.

 

[The Spawn]

Look around. While you do that, I have a train to catch.

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Hmmm, that's so funny!
I love how you're banging my hunny!
Oh wait, you were doing that from the beginning.
But then she drove up near the ending.
Are you confused? I think you are.
The first chick was your mom, the porn star.
And the girl getting out the cab?
That was your two-bit sister hag.
it's really rather disgusting
that you've got your dick in your family while nut-busting.
You can call me slow or blind.
But I'm the only one here who knows how to rhyme.

No, it was the same girl the whole time, your girlfriend. What the hell are you smokin'?

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Look around. While you do that, I have a train to catch.

Nope, still don't see anything.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
No, it was the same girl the whole time, your girlfriend. What the hell are you smokin'?

Go read your post again. You ****ed it up