The Rap Battle Thread

[DOG LIPS]

I don't know why you brought back this thread
Everybody know's that the rap game on the hype is dead
I don't mean to lower your self esteem
Its just that your mind should be done with this dream
You could try and take me, but you should work as a team
Solo or combined you'd just be beggin to get creamed

OMG.


*Leaves thread and deletes subscription*

 

[Makeshift Celebrity]

I don't know why you brought back this thread
Everybody know's that the rap game on the hype is dead
I don't mean to lower your self esteem
Its just that your mind should be done with this dream
You could try and take me, but you should work as a team
Solo or combined you'd just be beggin to get creamed

It's not a dream if I'm living it everyday.
You know how it is, spitters just say what they say.
Speaking of teams, I was on a good one last night.
It takes two guys to make your mom's butthole feel tight.
You know It's funny that you bring up gettin creamed,
Because it's wasn't a dream when you saw me make your momma scream.
Step to me, son. I'll rip your nuts of and screw you in your homemade vagina.
So if you come face to face, you better have an army behind ya.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My name is Wil-Helm-Scream
And I'm HERE tuh SAY?

That I'm the best rapper in the U.S.A.


Now wave yer hands in the air!
Wave 'em round like you JUST don't care!

Word!​

 

[Makeshift Celebrity]

Are you supposed to be funny? Is that your bit?

 

[StrainedEyes]

It's not a dream if I'm living it everyday.
You know how it is, spitters just say what they say.
Speaking of teams, I was on a good one last night.
It takes two guys to make your mom's butthole feel tight.
You know It's funny that you bring up gettin creamed,
Because it's wasn't a dream when you saw me make your momma scream.
Step to me, son. I'll rip your nuts of and screw you in your homemade vagina.
So if you come face to face, you better have an army behind ya.

That's alittle vulgar, Maybe you need to relax
Rhymin aint just about spitting harder back
It's about using skill to rejuvinate your rap
And not rapeing a man who needs to be cut alittle slack
Your words are useless
Unless you can back them up
And your mouth is toothless
So you have a better time when you ****
Try to talk about more than sex and rape, man
I'm sure the only hole you've screwed is your right hand
Just remember to turn my rhymes up to about eleven
Just to hear the subtleties I lace within them
What was that about needing an army to fight?
You couldn't beat me using all of your might
My skills stand and tower you with all of their height
And remember that you need to get all of your facts right
It's not his, It's your mom who's got her ass tight
That's the only way I could see someone like you growing up
Unless the test tube your father used fell on the floor and got mixed up
So re-think the things you say before you try to get up
And remember, toothless is the best way to give a dick suck

 

[The Kingpin]

Awe dude, I may only be laughing inside
I'm proud of my dick, but you're just swallowing my pride
It goes down so far that I've even seen you begin to cry
How much did you pratice to fit something 6 inches wide?
How many lines did I kill you in? Counting this one its five
Cuz i've stung you more than you would get steppin on a bee hive

 

[The Spawn]

This thread is dead, but I brought it back one month later
*****es gonna read this and be nothin' but haters
But I never did and never will care
You gotta wire my mouth shut just make this fair
You think you're so hot that you don't need beats
But you're trippin' and stumblin' cuz you got two left feet
Go ahead man, sing and spit your **** acapella
But since you spit when you talk, I think I'll bring an umbrella
I mix **** so well cuz I'm The Spawn
I'll have you cryin' and tearin' beyond the break of dawn
My words flow like poetry and mix well like chemistry
I'll have you bitting your teeth and lookin' for a job in dentistry
I think it's about time we brought this **** back
If you're down, you're down, if you're not, you're wack

 

[StrainedEyes]

This thread is dead, but I brought it back one month later
*****es gonna read this and be nothin' but haters
But I never did and never will care
You gotta wire my mouth shut just make this fair
You think you're so hot that you don't need beats
But you're trippin' and stumblin' cuz you got two left feet
Go ahead man, sing and spit your **** acapella
But since you spit when you talk, I think I'll bring an umbrella
I mix **** so well cuz I'm The Spawn
I'll have you cryin' and tearin' beyond the break of dawn
My words flow like poetry and mix well like chemistry
I'll have you bitting your teeth and lookin' for a job in dentistry
I think it's about time we brought this **** back
If you're down, you're down, if you're not, you're wack

I think you need to change your verse and make it good
7 bars aint enough to make these haters get wood
You're words are wack ****, Mine are misunderstood
Your skills aren't poems
Their loading 900 mbs on a dial up modem
Slow, fake, quality worth less than a nickle
Ow, you're bullets hit me and did nothin' but tickle
You're The Spawn? Breaking out at Dawn?
You're nothin but a rook getting ass ****ed by a pawn
Chess is your game, mine is rap
You want fame? Mines intact
Take these words and take them well
Hear my verse and feel my spell
My words attacked so you trip and fell
Welcome to my world
The last gate of hell

 

[The Spawn]

All this ever is, and ever will be is a game
You're no different from my other victims, making you all the same
I'm a beast, an animal, impossible to tame
I'll bring you down to your knees and crying in shame
You're right about one thing, you are a pawn
Just another little ***** who belong to The Spawn
You talk about chess and internet connections
When you should be out signing up for witness protection
I've never seen you in my life before
Therefor, next time I reply, the amount of lines I'll use is four

 

[StrainedEyes]

All this ever is, and ever will be is a game
You're no different from my other victims, making you all the same
I'm a beast, an animal, impossible to tame
I'll bring you down to your knees and crying in shame
You're right about one thing, you are a pawn
Just another little ***** who belong to The Spawn
You talk about chess and internet connections
When you should be out signing up for witness protection
I've never seen you in my life before
Therefor, next time I reply, the amount of lines I'll use is four

A fire burns bright in the heat of the night
But nothin' beats your throat when it's slit with a knife
Laughin as you still hang onto your life
Cough and Gargle, *****, give up on the fight
You know the **** that I spit is polished and tight
You got my in your scopes but I'm outta your sight
Witness protection won't make your words alright
You're so dim you get lost in the night
Look for the glint from my bright new knife
I'm coming for you, this is the last day of your life
It's me and you, one on one lets fight
I got you in my grips, your throat snaps cause it's tight
You're eyes roll back as you lose your sight
Tell the cops, man The Spawn aint feelin alright

 

[The Spawn]

I wasn't kidding about using four lines in my next rap
If your lyrics were that Harry Potter candy they'd taste like crap
The things I say are goin through one ear and out the other
Maybe tomorrow I'll put you to sleep and have you shiverin' under the covers

 

[StrainedEyes]

4 lines to lyrically rip your testicals off?
I'll take that challange *****, turn your head and cough
Reminisce on the life that you're sad cause you lost
Feed you your ****in' inards in a piglet's trough

 

[The Spawn]

I'm the one who'll be feedin' you to the pigs
Gotta go out and get a shovel to dig
Cuz when I'm done with you you'll be six feet under
Step back kid, I just took your thunder

 

[Victor Von Doom]

It's the indisputible, unusual, mystical, original back breaking
New Orleans tectonic dome shaker
I devour haters like Kevin Smith at Dinner
Your devotion to the comotose keeps the rap game thinner
I'm 1/2 H.I.V. virus, 1/2 ebay bidder
The Predator of the contenders/the saturation in winter
Back when I was a shorty I tried to be the antibiotic
With lyrics so flawless, they was the targets of heists by the lawless
But regardless I live on/ sharp enough to castrate King Kong
Viibrating ring tones/ I *********e out of season
Grasp the mask of the gangsta's and force them punks to breathe Ozone
But miraculously I still live on
Against hatred that just won't give
Like Necter through the sieve
I'm whats left: Von Doom's gon' get his, holla'

 

[Tsunulia]

Wassup yo? I'm new around here
But I know that I ain't got nuthin to fear
Cuz the rhymes I drop are the best of the year
So don't try and make me shed any tears.
I came in to play
And I'm here stay
You know you better pray
Cuz you know you ain't gonna make me run away.
So who woulda guessed
That I'd put you to the test
You know I'm one of the best
So you better back down and give it a rest.



Just my two cents

 

[The Spawn]

We should have another TURBS...so I can win again.

 

[Assassin32]

You didn't win.

 

[The Spawn]

Then who did?

 

[Abaddon]

Spawn I bumped your firstl thread
and now its dead
damn,son you were really a sped.

 

[The Spawn]

...bravo?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Are you supposed to be funny? Is that your bit?

I liked my rap.

 

[Dangerous]

Vanilla Ice was the best

 

[The Spawn]

...or was he?

 

[StrainedEyes]

Wassup yo? I'm new around here
But I know that I ain't got nuthin to fear
Cuz the rhymes I drop are the best of the year
So don't try and make me shed any tears.
I came in to play
And I'm here stay
You know you better pray
Cuz you know you ain't gonna make me run away.
So who woulda guessed
That I'd put you to the test
You know I'm one of the best
So you better back down and give it a rest.



Just my two cents

Man, stop sayin' you're the best
Your rhymin's is a mess
Next time try again, but without **** smeared on your chest
I hate to be a pest
I know you're kinda stessed
But you need to go sit and cry with all the rest
My sentimates are great
But it's time to instigate
And hit back so hard, your mom's period comes late
I know it must be fate
These words come from hate
I say everything once, no need to reitterate
So I carve it in the slate
This **** won't ever break
I hate you and everything you felt you had to state
So, re-listen to my rhymes
Take your time to find my crime
Understand where I am and why I say it at this time
Get your feet up out the grime
Search deep and you will find
That the best of this ****, is always labled mine

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'm the one who'll be feedin' you to the pigs
Gotta go out and get a shovel to dig
Cuz when I'm done with you you'll be six feet under
Step back kid, I just took your thunder

Uh oh, O.K. That's it man I'm done
You need to learn your lesson without tasting on a gun
Fight me, c'mon, stop hittin with your sleeves
Let me unzip my pants while you gettin on your knees