The Rap Battle Thread

[kritic]

Only if you promise to be my trophy when the lights go out.

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by kypade
Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that?? l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me.

I freestyle a little. Cheshire that was very good

 

[iron_man7]

rap sucks

 

[Kipobe]

*Edit...

 

[The fan man]

Yo yo who wants to mess with me,
Step into the ring and you'll see,
i'm the baddest mother****er all up on these boards,
i'll take anyone on be it with guns or swords.

Ahh.. I tried.

 

[THWIP*]

Originally posted by The fan man
Yo yo who wants to mess with me,
Step into the ring and you'll see,
i'm the baddest mother****er all up on these boards,
i'll take anyone on be it with guns or swords.

Ahh.. I tried.

*COUGH* WEAK *COUGH*

 

[The Kingpin]

This is a rap BATTLE thread so we battle


Ill be here tonight

 

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

If posing were a crime
EML would be a criminal...

 

[AbayTimma]

HEy do you guys just want to continue like this or actually get 2 people, have them battle, and first to 5 votes moves on to the next round!

 

[Quentin Black]

This is such a lame thread....

 

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by iron_man7
rap sucks

No.

 

[AbayTimma]

well which idea sounds cool to you guys?

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
HEy do you guys just want to continue like this or actually get 2 people, have them battle, and first to 5 votes moves on to the next round!

I like that idea...but everyone has t remember, we are only rhyming and were all cool in the end. But seriously I dont know abotu you guys...but I cant do anything on the weekdays with school and practice and all. I only can do **** on the weekends

 

[Immortalfire]

I could handle rap better if they wouldn't rap about themselves so much. It's like,

"I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's...I'm so bada** I got all deez ho's" blah blah blah on an on.

 

[The Kingpin]

Ok Immortal... we should start a rap group

 

[Immortalfire]

Money Run Posters would be a Hype! rap group.

 

[The Kingpin]

Ha!Thats a good name

 

[Immortalfire]

Name your fellow rappers and we'll make an announcement.

 

[BatmansIronFist]

the superhero hype boards are very fun
when someone gets mad you dont need a gun
theyve got every super hero under the sun
if you see one you dont like you dont have to run
SHH! is a place we can gather round
and talk about the movies that are goin down
we should all get along no need to fight
all the superheroes are quite alright
even though im not a moderater
everyone on the boards are mass debators
no one here needs to swing for the jaw
why dont you just shout out BOO YAH!


TA DA! this is both a comedy rap and a dedication rap to SHH! and the SHH! Boards thank you


BOO YAH!

 

[The Kingpin]

Well so far we have EML, Cheshire and some other people I forgot...but just keep it in this thread..

 

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by BatmansIronFist
the superhero hype boards are very fun
when someone gets mad you dont need a gun
theyve got every super hero under the sun
if you see one you dont like you dont have to run
SHH! is a place we can gather round
and talk about the movies that are goin down
we should all get along no need to fight
all the superheroes are quite alright
even though im not a moderater
everyone on the boards are mass debators
no one here needs to swing for the jaw
why dont you just shout out BOO YAH!


TA DA! this is both a comedy rap and a dedication rap to SHH! and the SHH! Boards thank you


BOO YAH!

 

[BatmansIronFist]

Originally posted by AbayTimma

I could really care less what you think about it i just did it for jokes and dedication to one of my favorite places on the web



BOO YAH!

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Well so far we have EML, Cheshire and some other people I forgot...but just keep it in this thread..

..and if Jay/1/2Dub,Xman32 , and AbayTima show something (good )

 

[AbayTimma]

hey i made the thread, thats enough contribution

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Immortalfire
Name your fellow rappers and we'll make an announcement.

M-tripple-C