The Kingpin
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King Pinn
The Rap Battle Thread
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I'm not the real slim shady, but I do posses them skills like Tracy McGrady
You want to battle, I'll ride you like a sattle
but be careful cause when I do it its rough,
but that's just cause I'm big and tough,
I'll make you scream like a little girl
I'll make you regret that ever came into this world
You'll run like a queer
yea, I detect your fear
now EML listen cause I know you're here
I'll dunk on you like I'm King LeBron
and you're just another cabron.
You want to battle, I'll ride you like a sattle
but be careful cause when I do it its rough,
but that's just cause I'm big and tough,
I'll make you scream like a little girl
I'll make you regret that ever came into this world
You'll run like a queer
yea, I detect your fear
now EML listen cause I know you're here
I'll dunk on you like I'm King LeBron
and you're just another cabron.
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did my post get deleted? 
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bad or good sick?
What's up EML did you get a scare
are you waiting for me to put you in a dare
I know you saw my post
You're always in the Hype so I doubt you got lost
You have over 20,000 of them
some of them have a rap
but all of them are crap
rapping to me is serious
but when I read your's I think you're delirious
I'm in the big times
so why don't you go to little league where you belong
don't you know they call me the Puerto Rican Barry Bonds.
are you waiting for me to put you in a dare
I know you saw my post
You're always in the Hype so I doubt you got lost
You have over 20,000 of them
some of them have a rap
but all of them are crap
rapping to me is serious
but when I read your's I think you're delirious
I'm in the big times
so why don't you go to little league where you belong
don't you know they call me the Puerto Rican Barry Bonds.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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What's up with this?
Why ya'll got to diss?
We just started spittin out rhymes
trying to kill some wasted time.
But you **** had to get serious,
calling me delirious.
You can take shots at me while I'm gone,
but you punks cower in fear when I'm on.
I step in the thread
ya'll drop dead.
Fear's gripping ya, makin ya shake.
While I'm upstairs eatin yo mama like cake.
You little *****es can try and battle me,
don't mean I have to listen, see?
I write this **** for nothing,
ya'll act like you already done something!
But you ain't, you're an embarassment,
probably still livin in your parent's basement.
You fools talk about kickin my ass, flippin my ****.
You must me smokin something, I want a hit.
You ******s all act like you're the ****.
Hype and Chesire can suck my dick.
Ya, that's right you little cock-lickers.
You're just a bunch of stick-riding mother****ers!
E to the M to the L,
I'll send you straight to Hype! Hell!
So go on, try and **** with Magneto.
I wanna see you ****ers try to tango,
with the best ****er there is.
I ****ing own this biz!
The Hype! Rap Game is mine!
I'm the solo, On of a Kind!
Why ya'll got to diss?
We just started spittin out rhymes
trying to kill some wasted time.
But you **** had to get serious,
calling me delirious.
You can take shots at me while I'm gone,
but you punks cower in fear when I'm on.
I step in the thread
ya'll drop dead.
Fear's gripping ya, makin ya shake.
While I'm upstairs eatin yo mama like cake.
You little *****es can try and battle me,
don't mean I have to listen, see?
I write this **** for nothing,
ya'll act like you already done something!
But you ain't, you're an embarassment,
probably still livin in your parent's basement.
You fools talk about kickin my ass, flippin my ****.
You must me smokin something, I want a hit.
You ******s all act like you're the ****.
Hype and Chesire can suck my dick.
Ya, that's right you little cock-lickers.
You're just a bunch of stick-riding mother****ers!
E to the M to the L,
I'll send you straight to Hype! Hell!
So go on, try and **** with Magneto.
I wanna see you ****ers try to tango,
with the best ****er there is.
I ****ing own this biz!
The Hype! Rap Game is mine!
I'm the solo, On of a Kind!
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I'm rubber, you're glue
Whatever you say bounces of of me and sticks to you...
BIATCH!
Whatever you say bounces of of me and sticks to you...
BIATCH!
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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No Comment?
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Damn, you win.
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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Damn, you win.
You can call be my rap name
Slick Wickety Pimp
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Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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I need a rap name....
How about EML?
Works for DMX.....
Spider-Fett
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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I need a rap name....
How about EML?
But his name stands for Dog Man X
Or something like that
What's your's?
Eat My Loins?
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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Hey, that actually works....
EML.....Early Morning Layabout.....Every Man Lies.....
or SMS....Suck my Schlong
Maybe I'll just be Magnizzle or Lehnshizzle.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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** falls down **
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Magnizzle Fo shizzle wizzle
On the tizzle of my lizzle
Don't forget da fizzle
Fosheezy my weezy
Slizzle my nizzle
Badalamizzle
Parchizzle
Deezy feezy so greasy
Meezy neezy yo weezy
Fidiliwompadedoo!
On the tizzle of my lizzle
Don't forget da fizzle
Fosheezy my weezy
Slizzle my nizzle
Badalamizzle
Parchizzle
Deezy feezy so greasy
Meezy neezy yo weezy
Fidiliwompadedoo!
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
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EML's in the house.
That's right, the Legend's come to bout.
The gloves are on.
The light are flashing.
Popcorn's made by the ton.
Everybody's clapping.
Magneto's ready to battle
only not with words.
This **** is full throttle.
Haven't y'all heard?
Erik's bustin down his enemies in the ring.
He's out to prove he's King.
Only he ain't spammin'.
Now, he's straight up jammin.
The crowd's in a roar,
waiting for the ****e.
Oops, I mean contestant.
But suddenly the little punk is hesitant.
He can see the helment, the boots, the cape.
All he's got is knuckles covered in tape!
How the **** you take down a mutant?
Specially when he can rattle metal stages!
This poser's only human, homo sapien.
And we all know ape-men send EML in rages!
Now the *****'s face to face,
lookin at a member of the higher race.
Silence is all that can heard in the stadium.
Everyone's waiting for EML to waste him!
But he doesn't, he only laughs!
Makes the little poser take a **** bath!
The poor little kid's got crap in his pants,
makes him do anothe rpansy dance!
How you keep respect in the hood,
when you wiggle your ass and out pops a turd?
You can't, homo, you done lost.
Now you know who's the boss.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, that's his name.
And bustin down newbies, that's his game.
That's right, the Legend's come to bout.
The gloves are on.
The light are flashing.
Popcorn's made by the ton.
Everybody's clapping.
Magneto's ready to battle
only not with words.
This **** is full throttle.
Haven't y'all heard?
Erik's bustin down his enemies in the ring.
He's out to prove he's King.
Only he ain't spammin'.
Now, he's straight up jammin.
The crowd's in a roar,
waiting for the ****e.
Oops, I mean contestant.
But suddenly the little punk is hesitant.
He can see the helment, the boots, the cape.
All he's got is knuckles covered in tape!
How the **** you take down a mutant?
Specially when he can rattle metal stages!
This poser's only human, homo sapien.
And we all know ape-men send EML in rages!
Now the *****'s face to face,
lookin at a member of the higher race.
Silence is all that can heard in the stadium.
Everyone's waiting for EML to waste him!
But he doesn't, he only laughs!
Makes the little poser take a **** bath!
The poor little kid's got crap in his pants,
makes him do anothe rpansy dance!
How you keep respect in the hood,
when you wiggle your ass and out pops a turd?
You can't, homo, you done lost.
Now you know who's the boss.
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, that's his name.
And bustin down newbies, that's his game.
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