The Rap Battle Thread

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Uppity.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

How the hell did he become a mod? I might as well become one

 

[The Kingpin]

Oh yea!

 

[AbayTimma]

what does uppity mean?

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
How the hell did he become a mod? I might as well become one

Hmmm...I wonder.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
what does uppity mean?

arrogant

 

[Master Chief]

this thread got...boring fast

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Originally posted by Master Chief
this thread got...boring fast

I have that effect?

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

then let's battle. You first.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

www.urbandictionary.com

Find it.........................NOW!??!?

 

[USMC]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
a. I'm 16, I'm not going to move from Florida to Detroit for no reason.
b. You can't spell "Censor" you ******.
c. Show me where anyone in this thread said anything like: "Yo girlfriends ***** has lice, booyaa biatch"

P.S. Quit being such a pansy USMC.

Mind your own, Dora.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
www.urbandictionary.com

Find it.........................NOW!??!?

Nope.

 

[AbayTimma]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
then let's battle. You first.

Im in Hell
I just listened to raps By EML
Look at dis fraud
Callin Himself A MOD
Never F*ucked A Broad
I tried to be Cool
But ya had to be a fool
Just Cause Im New
You said Screw You
Wannabe DEW
Aint part o da crew
You got no clue
Just bitin off more than you could chew
Burn in Hell
EML
For nOw,
FAREWELL

Holla at Ya
Abay Timma

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
Im in Hell
I just listened to raps By EML
Look at dis fraud
Callin Himself A MOD
Never F*ucked A Broad
I tried to be Cool
But ya had to be a fool
Just Cause Im New
You said Screw You
Wannabe DEW
Aint part o da crew
You got no clue
Just bitin off more than you could chew
Burn in Hell
EML
For nOw,
FAREWELL

Holla at Ya
Abay Timma

You think you're in Hell?
Wait until I finish casting this spell.
It's gunna kill you worse than a gun could.
Not like you've ever seen a gun anyways, dood.
You're just one of these lil punks
They think they can come in and score some dunks.
Throw out some witty comments and dish some diss.
Your crap-ass lyrics are worth my magnetic piss!
Calling me a wanna-be Dew?
Saying I'm not part of the Crew?
Screw you
and your ho mama too!
Dew's the Queen
I'm just a loyal servant.
Why you got to be acting mean?
Watch out, I'm about to clean you better than laundry detergent!
I'm going to scrap all that poser trash off,
but don't get excited, you little jack off!
It's not going further than that.
I'm not in to doods.
So go screw a toaster, cat
And come back with a better 'tude.

 

[Master Chief]

now I know why I don't like rap...it hurts my head.

 

[Immortalfire]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Here's a little rhyme 'Fire and I came up with...


[Fett]
A whole lot of superstars, on this stage here tonight
But i want yall to know one thing-this is....
['Fire] My House
[Fett] and when i say who's house, yall know what time it is.
Who's house?
Fett's house!

[Fett]
ah, once again my firend
not a trend for then
they said, rap was crap
but never had this band
till the ruler came
with a cooler name
make ya dance and prance and draw the fans to stades
name is Fett my son
number one for fun
not a gun that's done and get done by none
the others act in fact ya just wack i kill
['Fire] why?
[Fett] because its fun my son and Fett heads the bill!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
Im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is how Fett 'Fire will turn it out yall
im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is what Fett 'Fire be about yall
will my name is 'Fire,
the all-time great
i bust the most rhymes in New York state
Reporters Claw
Producers die
they want to be down with the king!
the wanted man from the wanted clan
wanted by every fan from across the land
not a G.A.N.G from off the street
F and E. T. F.I.R complete!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire] get on the mic and (emcee)
[Fett]
another time i take
for the rhyme i make
make me mad and sad because the fad is fake
see i do this thing so come presue this king
one mind i rhyme so all you just break ?
cus im the best im def
ask the rest they left
thats my name my game and we dont need the rep
so keep the booze you loose and suckas cool your mouth
i set a trap for rap thats crap
its Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
some underestimate
and miscalculate
my intent to create what i call the great
till i make a song that i prove em wrong
see my song so strong ittll make em come along
come in the door
get on the floor
hard rock hard hitting hiphop hard-core
causing casualties and catastrophes
and tragedies for the suck emcees
use a strategy to get the best of me
you dirty rat emcees
whoever you may be
you need to go down south
you need to shut your mouth
its all about no doubt just shout cus we turn it out!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

 

[Immortalfire]

Somebody do a rap about me, PM me for info about the aforementioned me if you decide to do so.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Yo, The fire
Charrs peoples ass
for a low amount of cash

Fear the flame bjtch
Dont? Youll just suck his f()cking dick....

BjTCH

So the flame ends this with a:
Fvck you but have a nice day!!



~From the angry white underprivilaged brat~

 

[Immortalfire]

Uhh....yeah.

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Yo, The fire
Charrs peoples ass
for a low amount of cash

Fear the flame bjtch
Dont? Youll just suck his f()cking dick....

BjTCH

So the flame ends this with a:
Fvck you but have a nice day!!



~From the angry white underprivilaged brat~

Yo Yo YO ALL THE SPIDEYS IN THE WORLD!
Stop poses becuz tobey the only real spidey

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

So all you freaks go back home to your comic collections

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Holla!?!?!?

See, da flame doubts me
I know for my kids:
Kaniki, Jaquanisha, Folisha, Jankisdada, and Morika!

Booyyaaaaaaaaa Bizatch!



~~~From the underpriviliged wigga~~~

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Holla!?!?!?

See, da flame doubts me
I know for my kids:
Kaniki, Jaquanisha, Folisha, Jankisdada, and Morika!

Booyyaaaaaaaaa Bizatch!



~~~From the underpriviliged wigga~~~

So whatcha got!
NO HEALTH PLAN!
NO DENTAL PLAN!
ALL YOU GOT IS A COMIC COLLECTON WITH 5 KIDS IN THE BASEMENT!
THAT WHY YOU SPIDEY FREAK!

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Tobeys a fa.ggot
Boys dont cry
That gay motha fvcka got high
Suck leo dicaprios dick
I hope that homo dies!?!?1

Hes in tights
Wacks off to da mary jane
Than screams and moans
the name of aunty may!

Biyahatch

The~underprivaliged~white~wigga

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Tobeys a fa.ggot
Boys dont cry
That gay motha fvcka got high
Suck leo dicaprios dick
I hope that homo dies!?!?1

Hes in tights
Wacks off to da mary jane
Than screams and moans
the name of aunty may!

Biyahatch

The~underprivaliged~white~wigga

Your JIST MAD becuz
Tobey got some play!
and all you got is 5 children!

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

 

[Master Chief]

The gravedigger sucks!!! BOOOOO!!!! GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!