The Rap Battle Thread

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
The gravedigger sucks!!! BOOOOO!!!! GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!

CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

 

[Spidey_Freak]

I lied mr.larry
Did you know
the word "gullible"
is mis-spelled in the dictionary?

I sh.it in yo chickin pot pie
I put weed in my brownies
and with yo momma i lie


Underprivilaged white brat

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
I lied mr.larry
Did you know
the word "gullible"
is mis-spelled in the dictionary?

I sh.it in yo chickin pot pie
I put weed in my brownies
and with yo momma i lie


Underprivilaged white brat

No one ****s in CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE!
oh **** this is a rap contest I thought this was who could say CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE the most My bad

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE CHICKAPOT PIE

Pulls out a 9MM and a "Teen Shooting" script .

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Look, you stupid anus...

You the kind of guy
Who would snap his neck
Trying to suck his dick

My condolences to you
and how sorry i feel
about the day when you were 5
when Michael Jackson took off his banana peel
Stuck it in the bun

Rumma-***-***

You licked the icing of the cake....
Yo momma ******* is so fake


~t~h~e angry w~h~i~t~e brizzat

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
Pulls out a 9MM and a "Teen Shooting" script .

That was a terrible script were you even around when I posted that?

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Look, you stupid anus...

You the kind of guy
Who would snap his neck
Trying to suck his dick

My condolences to you
and how sorry i feel
about the day when you were 5
when Michael Jackson took off his banana peel
Stuck it in the bun

Rumma-***-***

You licked the icing of the cake....
Yo momma ******* is so fake


~t~h~e angry w~h~i~t~e brizzat

I'm so confused, we didn't need to know this about you!

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
That was a terrible script were you even around when I posted that?

o...k..., I guess you don't see the reference to who I really am.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Sup to da fat hairry *****
In yo avatar

Is that a ****e
or how your sex is a bore

~white ***** half wigga~

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
o...k..., I guess you don't see the reference to who I really am.

Do I know you?

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
Do I know you?

just forget it.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

I talk shizzit
Like eminem
dre, and tupac

Let it go, that motha fugga got shot


Underprivilaged white Beehatch

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
just forget it.

No seriously, I know I do hype trek with you but the only way you would know that script is if you knew me or if you were here when I posted(which you weren't) so do you know me?

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
No seriously, I know I do hype trek with you but the only way you would know that script is if you knew me or if you were here when I posted(which you weren't) so do you know me?

well...I was sorta here when you posted it....and when you had your old avatar, that was that dude with some of his head transparent with green.

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
well...I was sorta here when you posted it....and when you had your old avatar.

I posted in may maybe april... I had the Cyber Superman I believe and you registered in July unless you were here b4... Are you matt murdox!

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
I posted in may maybe april... I had the Cyber Superman I believe and you registered in July unless you were here b4... Are you matt murdox!

mebay!

 

[Movies205]

Originally posted by Master Chief
mebay!

You shouldn't of said 9MM i had speculated right then and there

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Movies205
You shouldn't of said 9MM i had speculated right then and there

psh, it was basically the point I say!

 

[Spidey_Freak]

more like "machine gun" or "flame torch"

 

[Master Chief]

Spidey_Freak = the DOOFAS!

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Hell yes, noob!

 

[The Spawn]

Ahem...to be honest, I ain't read ANY of ya'll threads
When messin with me, the coroner already claims your ass as dead
My lyrics are just too damn Fast and Furious,
Makin' player haters like Fifty and Eminem delarious
I'm like that guy from the phone commercials,
"Can you hear me now?" Hell no *****, cuz I'm too controversial
All you stylers sayin the same thing he said,
"You a loser" or "I slept with his mom in the bed,"
Well I'm here, bringing in the new ****,
Puttin you reiterators on my grand spankin' Hit List
Tsk,tsk, you should all form a collaboration,
So I can take you all out in one blow, and send you on vacation,
Hell, make it retirement, that way you can sleep all you want,
Cuz then you'd realize you just got beat by the Rap Battle Savant.

 

[King_Conan]

Let's see you guys beat this rap.




Well......... Jingle bells,
Batman smells, boy Robin layed an egg.
The batmobile,
bust a wheel, and the Penguin got away,
hey.

 

[The Spawn]

Welcome to The Hell!

 

[bojangles]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.

WORD!