The Rap Battle Thread

[Super_Ludacris]

you fanboys is whack, put that on your mothers
you the worst thing to happen to rap since No Limit album covers
claim to be the man brethen you insane
you rap like Bow wow or lil'zane
**** you wannabe MC's actin like pricks
you like Magic Johnson,not really that sick
lemme make like Reggie Noble, time for some action
turn Black men like White girls like Michael Jackson
why you mad at me actin all hyper
I'm killing the board members like the DC sniper
an Kingpin you aint a MC, have a coke and a smile
if you really Mr. Duncan, I'll make ya walk the green Mile
so fall back on this whack thread you aint crippin cuzz
if we battle it will be ugly like the almighty Fuzz
kill all the drama you fools aint ready
If I wanna people talkin crap I'll holler at Spidderfreddie
this is game over I wanna a new play
threads shut down, word to Dew K
I'm wilder than Pac, rollin on Juice
need a movie title, what up brodie Bruce
smackin Hypsters from Saudi to Ohio
this is crushin a Audi to a Rhino
man I'm done rhyming you herbs game is stale
I'm casting choice since Christian Bale
and I'm done crown me the rhymespitter
I give you all heart attacks, and you guys are John Ritter
and I'm out

 

[bojangles]

...........I GOTS ONE.......ALL I GOT IS THE HOOK THOUGH so don't expect to much............



die mutha f^cka die mutha f^cka

die mutha f^cka die mutha F^cka

 

[bojangles]

Originally posted by Super_Ludacris
you fanboys is whack, put that on your mothers
you the worst thing to happen to rap since No Limit album covers
claim to be the man brethen you insane
you rap like Bow wow or lil'zane
**** you wannabe MC's actin like pricks
you like Magic Johnson,not really that sick
lemme make like Reggie Noble, time for some action
turn Black men like White girls like Michael Jackson
why you mad at me actin all hyper
I'm killing the board members like the DC sniper
an Kingpin you aint a MC, have a coke and a smile
if you really Mr. Duncan, I'll make ya walk the green Mile
so fall back on this whack thread you aint crippin cuzz
if we battle it will be ugly like the almighty Fuzz
kill all the drama you fools aint ready
If I wanna people talkin crap I'll holler at Spidderfreddie
this is game over I wanna a new play
threads shut down, word to Dew K
I'm wilder than Pac, rollin on Juice
need a movie title, what up brodie Bruce
smackin Hypsters from Saudi to Ohio
this is crushin a Audi to a Rhino
man I'm done rhyming you herbs game is stale
I'm casting choice since Christian Bale
and I'm done crown me the rhymespitter
I give you all heart attacks, and you guys are John Ritter
and I'm out

I likes IT!

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Simon cowell will be judging the rap battles today

 

[King_Conan]

 

[DJ BLASTER]

alright listen up all you "freestylers" who like to talk crap about being all that, well i have a news flash for you queer rappers,
YOU SUCK
well here's my rap:
im going to be a timma for life
have the same name as my wife
timma my wife, timma my kids
never puttin em up for ebay bids
you try to be salacious
in real life you are faceless
see through the timma eyes
notice copious timma despise
despise you crones
sniffin crack like drones
abay aaaaaa oooo
fue a supermercado
con me perro
se llama........
ABAY TIMMA!
dont mind catatonics
you hooked on ph..ph..phonics
the T the I and the MMA!
sing allooooonngggggg
timma's gooooonnnnnee
to be allloooooooonnnneee
scratch that
he's right here actually he's right over here
soy aqui
aaaaaaaaaa oooooo aaaaaaooooo aaaaahhhhhh
(if you were disturbed by these rhymes, you aren't alone, there's a whole timmafull world growing as we speak (Morpheus: yesssssssssss) so kids stay away from, the timmas unless you want to embrace) achikakakakakak

P.S: Jay1/dub is an indian, he works at the kwickimart, Jay1/dub: thank you come again. hahahahahha

 

[PrinceMyshkin]

pttthp.

 

[DJ BLASTER]

pttthp

is that all you have to say after master timma has slain you............... idiot.

 

[PrinceMyshkin]

aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's with all the e's?

 

[The Spawn]

Yo, your freestyles is wack,
Thats right, the Prince of Darkness is back,
When your rhymes need judging, we call in Simon Cowell,
He just sits there, and says your rap is foul.
Usually I don't agree with the fool.
But my morals have changed, and I think you should go back to school.
Rap is a genre I usually stay away from,
But I'll visit it tonight, just to make sure you don't come
Soon as you see the Big Bad wolf, you turn the ther way
I don't blame you, if I saw me, I wouldn't want to stay
I haven't gotten serious in any of my rhymes yet,
Confront me soon or later, and I'll win this Rap bet

 

[sithgoblin]

i be a pirate yo yo yo
har har har i be a pirate yeah
arrrr arrrrr arrr
yarrr yarrrr yarrrrr
i be a pirate raaaaaa

 

[Godlovinspidey]

Yarr, me likes it!

In da house, whad up?
Yo, erybody, listen up!
All yall, shup up!
Gotta go, me time be up!

 

[Immortalfire]

*raps*

I'm in da Hype house yo
To the potty I gotta go

 

[Phoney Bone]

arggg, de pirate's life be da life for me
yo-ho-ho-ho-ho
argg, now baby, why can't see
you can't preform mutiny


argg, i not be good at dis rappin'

 

[Godlovinspidey]

Yo ho ho
Thar she blows!
Bring me some rum,
And then we be done!

 

[dmcnx]

*sighs*

Kingpin,EML,lets stop this ****
Its not worth it,with these Newbies in it
Lets all gang up and do a group MC
The Spawn can come too,he can oversee

Spider_freak,please get a life
or better yet,go get a knife
and stick it in your head and leave it there
till the blood falls all over your budding facial hair

I dont know whats worse about your posts
Is it the fact that you come and try to boast
that we're all white boys who went to private school
or the fact you think that EML is a tool
of Dew,when infact we're all her pawns
staying on this site till the crack of dawn
she owns us all,so get used to it
or you can just go to the big pile of ****
that you call home.

 

[dmcnx]

that last verse was more of a poem than an MC...

 

[The Kingpin]

soooooo DJ Blaster=Abay Timma??

 

[AbayTimma]

No! THATS MY FRIEND, HE CREATED ABAYTIMMA

 

[AbayTimma]

Im abay jr...

 

[The Kingpin]

ohhh

 

[The Kingpin]

So Spawn want to be in the SHH Unit?

 

[dmcnx]

GGGGG g-unit...

SSSSSSS Hype!unit

 

[C. Lee]

Sorry fellow hypsters I don't rap
I'm a poet not a sap
I know no ho's and I like cops
Don't spend all day at the jewelry shops
I work real hard and love my wife
Play with my son and lead a good life
Don't smoke don't drink don't do crack
Have a cold Dew and a chocolate snack
I don't curse cuss or diss
My life is a heavenly bliss
Don't worry about anyone shooting me
Hug my wife as she sits on my knee
I'm a hard working regular family man
Just being the best the best that he can

 

[dmcnx]

C.Lee is sterotypical...