The Rap Battle Thread

Mr.White · Sep 22, 2003

Mozart, Chopin, Beethoven, Haydn, and Orff.

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

Ok, listen up all the people who want to ruin our fun. I myself am not fully into gangsta rap, I'm more into the old school beats which have nothing violent in them. Should any of those ignorant f**ks have known that, maybe they wouldnt be here. But I'm gonna write this rhyme for them:

See, the thing is i'm sick
of thes angry angsty white d**ks
who want to come in and disrupt our fun
when we're still rapping and not even done
Its they act like a whole bunch of Batman fans
when they are bitter because we're only talking about Spider-man

They come in here trying to act all mighty
But whats so great about the music you listen to, whitey?
Whats Linkin Park got that Run DMC don't have?
Definately less homie, you've got to face that
"White" rock music has gone downhill these days
comercialism has taken over in so many ways
People are turing to all kinds of different music
and you've become all bitter and starting to lose it

Just because people like what you don't
you'll turn your head away, people listen and you won't
Have a heart man, you're acting too mad
you're starting to act like you don't know, like someone's dad

You're not even putting up a good arguement in here
so either get the f**k out or put your hands in the air
We're only doing this in good fun
We know we're not gangstas, we aint no Big Pun
We ain't no Dre, no snoop, not even ja Rule
you're the only one who looks like a fool

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

b)You're one of those classics nuts who thinks good music hasn't been made since 1980

Mr.White · Sep 22, 2003

I dont listen to Linkin Park.

DJ BLASTER · Sep 22, 2003

Kingpin: way to launch the timma call, the master timma approves of you, therefore i shall officially call a timma call: abay, abay aaaa oooo, tuh- tuh-tuh-tuh tut-TIMMA UNIT! who wants to be in the timma unit, timma jr. will tell me of people applying, then he will seek me for disaproval, jajajaja ackikakaka

p.s, jay1/2dub's ppl are terrorists for having too many babies and overpopulating the world, and saturating the market with too many kwicki marts,.......dont even try to write back jay1 turd....

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Mr.White
I dont listen to Linkin Park.

I'm not attacking you in particular, but i'm sure you'd like that.

Mr.White · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
b)You're one of those classics nuts who thinks good music hasn't been made since 1980

Not true. Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen came out with records after 1980 and still continue to do so.

AbayTimma · Sep 22, 2003

how are you abay timma?

AbayTimma · Sep 22, 2003

I agree Jay 1/2 Idiot is bloody fool.

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
Kingpin: way to launch the timma call, the master timma approves of you, therefore i shall officially call a timma call: abay, abay aaaa oooo, tuh- tuh-tuh-tuh tut-TIMMA UNIT! who wants to be in the timma unit, timma jr. will tell me of people applying, then he will seek me for disaproval, jajajaja ackikakaka

p.s, jay1/2dub's ppl are terrorists for having too many babies and overpopulating the world, and saturating the market with too many kwicki marts,.......dont even try to write back jay1 turd....

E. Maggy's the next P. Diddy.
Step off before I bust you like a fake titty.
You're calling Jay a terrorist,
and you're just a Hill Billy racist.
You calling out for the newbie.
Acting like he's all groovy.
But he's not,
and neither are you.
Erik's the only thing that's hot,
and **** you too.

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Mr.White
Not true. Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen came out with records after 1980 and still continue to do so.

Are you dodging the proper question, or do you listen to only these artists, who have been around for decades and put out new music.

If not, tell us new artists, whos albums you have purchased.
Because you seem to be hiding behind your "Safe" artists

Mr.White · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Are you dodging the proper question, or do you listen to only these artists, who have been around for decades and put out new music.

If not, tell us new artists, whos albums you have purchased.
Because you seem to be hiding behind your "Safe" artists

The White Stripes and Radiohead and Weezer have been the only "new" things I have purchased.

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

I don't like any of them:

White Stripes:Talented, but they charge far too much for concerts. Also, they sound like a-holes in interviews.

Radiohead:Formerly great band, became a good electronica band, then decided against anything even remotely near commercialism. They are a bunch of wank.

Weezer:uhhhhh nah, the're alright. Bit uplifting for my tastes.

See that Mr White? I'm making fun of somehting precious to you. You notice how you have not justified being here? Thats because you can't. You listen to Punk like NOFX and The Dead Kennedys? Well you're sounding like "The Man". So, stop posting in this thread. I've said my piece against you and justified my viewpoint to an acceptable extent.

If you'd excuse me, i've got some rhyming to do.

DJ BLASTER · Sep 22, 2003

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, why did u name ur self that, why do u pretend to be the metal controler.........
when u know u really want to be the actor (cuz he's gay)

Matt_Murdock · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, why did u name ur self that, why do u pretend to be the metal controler.........
when u know u really want to be the actor (cuz he's gay)

Ian Mckellen isn't gay. :rolleyes:

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by DJ BLASTER
Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, why did u name ur self that, why do u pretend to be the metal controler.........
when u know u really want to be the actor (cuz he's gay)

Was that supposed to be a rhyme or a diss? You failed at both.

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
Ian Mckellen isn't gay.

...yes he is.

Matt_Murdock · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
...yes he is.

oh...ok...

didn't know that...*runs away scared*

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr · Sep 22, 2003

Originally posted by Matt_Murdock
oh...ok... didn't know that...*runs away scared*

Run away!

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

Ok, haters, you're gonna have to wait in line
To face the grand master bre its only one man at a time
See, yesterday I got some f**king brilliant competition,
now today, I got to see from the last 17 pages, what I was missin
Some of you wannabies have got quite a mission
its either beat peeps like EML and me or go back to the kitchen

Come on you chumps, I'm the latest
Like Ali said, Im the greatest

Ol' Horn-Head · Sep 22, 2003

bump

KEEP THE THREAD GOING!

KniteYxSpydeY · Sep 22, 2003

Ooo! I have a suggestion
Instead of a rhyming couplet scheme, someone try to do it every other line, or even not at all, or even getting words nobody thought sounded alike to rhyme
That would hella improve your spits

Assassin32 · Sep 23, 2003

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Ok, haters, you're gonna have to wait in line
To face the grand master bre its only one man at a time
See, yesterday I got some f**king brilliant competition,
now today, I got to see from the last 17 pages, what I was missin
Some of you wannabies have got quite a mission
its either beat peeps like EML and me or go back to the kitchen

Come on you chumps, I'm the latest
Like Ali said, Im the greatest

You think your Ali, but your more like Foreman
Cause I'll rope-a-dope your ass and leave the microphone smokin'
Yeah, you the latest, but quite far from the greatest
Grand Master my ass, your lyrics are quickly fadin'

And I seen the look on your face when the venom glistened off my gums
And you knew what was to come when it rolled off my tongue
500 hundred tons of lyrical funk
Delivered to your door with my cocky spunk
So don't test me, dog, cause I've been there and done that
Been around the block, and the world, only to come back
And stand tall, strapped, letting you know who's the Mack

So, as a fair warning to you and your crew
Any fool tryin' to abuse gets fitted for cement shoes
Thrown into the ocean, 6 hours past noon
You'll be left for dead, sleeping with fishes and your goons
See you soon.......

LuxAeterna · Sep 23, 2003

Allow me to get involved
push backs and balls to the wall
as I'm about to lay down some s**t that will mess with you
use you, vamoose, b!tch I'm thru with you

Some of you come to the game thuggin knowing nothing
about the real thug life and death that got us dying everyday for nothing.

Some of you think you know the life, the dark, the hate, the fight,
but in reality if you saw this s**t, you'd flee in fright

So don't think you fake a** punks can intimidate me
cause I've run with thugs, lived the life, already seen everything
but Christ. And if you wanna box me, fight me, flow against me, don't even bother, player. I'm original deadly.

MasterBates · Sep 23, 2003

^^^^

I see lines from Jay-Z, and DMX in your rhyme.

That's a no-no.

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