The Rap Battle Thread

[The Kingpin]

Aight listen....

Other than Lenhsherr
these MCs are over-rated
Its like the kid of Hugh Hefner
Who prematurely masterbated
You dont have the balls
To say nothing worthy
Except "Rap is nothing but cars,
money, *****es and cursing!
Now way back when this thread had begun
and it was a battle between me and EML,
yea that was pretty fun
but then it all went to hell
Wannabes,
Like Super Ludacris and gameface86
start commin to me
sayin i just throw stones and sticks,
Well heres your chance to listen,
Now dont go missin,
Well bring it, sing it, and fling it
at you..

 

[MasterBates]

Years and years of that rough life
Throwin' beer bottles with my friends, getting tough with a knife
Do I gun clap, hell no, aint for me
The streets are way too tought for a kid like me
I'm straight down and dirty, always down for a brawl
Me and you, one on one, guarantee you will fall
Talk behind my back, say it right to my face
Situation has changed, since I entered the race
Standing 5'11, yeah it aint that tall
But I'll pull a Kingpin, throw you into the wall
Now in my face I see regulars, trying to be competitors
Talk $h i t to me, I'll chase you down like the fu**in predator.
Still actin a fool, everyday at school
FAU my alma matter and I never break the rules
My goal in life, is to be rich and respected
Already got the f**in power, do you wanna be tested?

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

T/Bones
for you and all the ******s who think you can take over our thread. Just because you don't like the rap genre, doesn't give you the right to come up in here and disrupt things. You didn't read the thread, so i'm putting up an old post to show you how it is.

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Ok, listen up all the people who want to ruin our fun. I myself am not fully into gangsta rap, I'm more into the old school beats which have nothing violent in them. Should any of those ignorant f**ks have known that, maybe they wouldnt be here. But I'm gonna write this rhyme for them:

See, the thing is i'm sick
of thes angry angsty white d**ks
who want to come in and disrupt our fun
when we're still rapping and not even done
Its they act like a whole bunch of Batman fans
when they are bitter because we're only talking about Spider-man

They come in here trying to act all mighty
But whats so great about the music you listen to, whitey?
Whats Linkin Park got that Run DMC don't have?
Definately less homie, you've got to face that
"White" rock music has gone downhill these days
comercialism has taken over in so many ways
People are turing to all kinds of different music
and you've become all bitter and starting to lose it

Just because people like what you don't
you'll turn your head away, people listen and you won't
Have a heart man, you're acting too mad
you're starting to act like you don't know, like someone's dad

You're not even putting up a good arguement in here
so either get the f**k out or put your hands in the air
We're only doing this in good fun
We know we're not gangstas, we aint no Big Pun
We ain't no Dre, no snoop, not even ja Rule
you're the only one who looks like a fool

 

[kritic]

Smokin that bong
My Wang is long
Put it in your mom

WEST SIEDE!

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Step to this.
I'm about to step up to the plate.
And hit the mega-diss.
I hope you didn't just eat,
Cause I'm about to regulate.
Hit you so hard your jaw will shatter.
My knee to the stomach-
it will destroy your bladder.
MAke you spit and hack.
Your Happy Meal will come up in a rush,
spewing out your mouth.
Don't tell me to hush,
I'm going to walk my route.
And that route is going to take me all over you.
I walk more than a Hebrew.

Who's yo daddy?
I'm yo daddy!
You think you're raddy?
You ain't raddy!!
You hear that tocking?
That's your Life-span ticking.
I'm ready to go glocking.
Your coward ass is what I be kicking.
I put one pound of pressure on the trigger.
Blow a softball-sized hole in the ******.
I ride with a 50-round hand-gun,
killing you fools is my idea of fun.
I'm out to make this rap game respected.
Make sure all you *****es get rejected.

Who's that baddie in the cape?
Who's that tyrant in the helmet?
That's me, you pathetic ape.
I'm the biggest bad boy, get it?
I'm as bad as they come.
and when I come, it's all done.
You little ***** *****es get down on your knees.
And I hit you six feet deep.
I'm like Megatron with a chip on my shoulder,
My bullets can explode pure granite boulders.
You little punks are going to die.
I'm going to make sure that you die.
This game won't end in no tie,
you think you're the ****, but you lie.
You're girl is who I buy,
when I get in my Cadillac and drive by.
She's be like, "Erik, Hi!"
And I invite her for a ride.
She goes down on me,
Deep Throat, Yea!
She dots ever i, and crosses every t.
So stop acting like you got game,
the last thing you have is fame.

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
Aight listen....

Other than Lenhsherr
these MCs are over-rated
Its like the kid of Hugh Hefner
Who prematurely masterbated
You dont have the balls
To say nothing worthy
Except "Rap is nothing but cars,
money, *****es and cursing!
Now way back when this thread had begun
and it was a battle between me and EML,
yea that was pretty fun
but then it all went to hell
Wannabes,
Like Super Ludacris and gameface86
start commin to me
sayin i just throw stones and sticks,
Well heres your chance to listen,
Now dont go missin,
Well bring it, sing it, and fling it
at you..

Hey fisk dawg, is that you
beat you down in my first movie, there aint a need for part 2
Hows the knee you healed up yet?
comin toe to toe with the lyrical vet
Hold up homie, did you just say overrated?
Where were you thes last 5 pages? home masterbatin?
Theres a new force in the thread, I mean old force fool
i've been here so long you better call me old school

You and EML may have have battled,
but you haven't tried me dawg,
my rhymes will make your bones rattle
chop down an oak tree, carve up the log
make a bat, give it to you, pull out my gat
then its over, new kingpin in town, move over

I don't even need radar senses to prove your rhymes suck
how you got this far homie? Well thats just dumb luck
like I said to EML, how is it possible for a man to both blow and suck?
Now that i've come at you homie, i'm all but f**ked
your the one whos f**ked, i'm comin out on top
i'm the lyrical executioner, and you're about to get the chop
I'll give you a gun and give you the first shot for free,
you'll probably wet your pants, scream like a b***tch and flee
cos theres no way you wana go to toe with me on this level
cos, you might as well call me the lyrical f**king daredevil

 

[kypade]

What is a gat?

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

a gun

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Why y'all calling my name in your raps?
Did I say you could ****ing do that?
I'm the dominance in this thread, you see.
All y'all get respected just by mentioning me.
So use your own raps to get some fans.
The last I want touching my name is your grubby hands.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a little late but I'm not a mouth full of ****
If ya mess with me you'll take a hard hit
Yeah well don't worry cuz this is just my intro
So I probably won't talk about your drugs and your hoe
Listen to me, cause you probably should
Just warnin' ya now I'm pretty damn good
From the hood is like you try to act
But if ya up against me you better watch your back
This is just a warning cuz I'll have a **** more
Go back to your trailor and your fat-ass ****e

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by nightcrawler07
I'm a little late but I'm not a mouth full of ****
If ya mess with me you'll take a hard hit
Yeah well don't worry cuz this is just my intro
So I probably won't talk about your drugs and your hoe
Listen to me, cause you probably should
Just warnin' ya now I'm pretty damn good
From the hood is like you try to act
But if ya up against me you better watch your back
This is just a warning cuz I'll have a **** more
Go back to your trailor and your fat-ass ****e

Oh My God! Run in Fear!
The Biggest ****** in the world is Here!
He's coming for us!
God damn, he's gunning for us!
We best run away, as fast as we can.
And get away from the homosexual man.

;p)

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
You think you're an assassin
but you're really just a$$ A$$sin'

You have to tell me Horn-Head, what the was THAT supposed to say?!?




You keep calling yourself the lyrical vet
But your rhymes fail to put up a good fight
You ain't Nas, but The Source would give your flow One Mic
Against me in this land of top contenders and heavyweights
I make you look like a 95 pound *** with bulimia and AIDs
Trying to make a name, but all your really doing is running in shame
With your tail tucked tightly between you legs
And you actually think you're winning this showdown?
Please, I'm the one wearing the crown
Your just living in fear watching your boxers turn brown
C'mon, don't you see by now? How I'll bring you down, and
That I will take you, shake you, mentally rape you
Lift you over my head, pull you back down and BREAK YOU!
Leave your heart and soul shattered all over the floor
Clean the broken shards of your heart up with a broom
Wipe up your soul, and toss them both through the door

That's just what happens when try to kill an Assassin
I do this as a profession, did you think I wouldn't get it crackin'?
I guess I'm just a stone cold bad-ass
**** with me and I'll start smackin'
You see eveything you want to be in me
All that an MC's should be, and everything your lackin'

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.
Too bad he doesn't have big cajones,
big enough to **** with me and my homies.
You try and pull any assassin **** on my turf,
I'll make sure your assassin ass is in the dirt

 

[Jehuty]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
you sir...are an idiot...

I agree.

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Listen to Assassin32,
he's got the grooves worked in on you!
He's flipping his deadly ****,
beating you over the head with it.
Too bad he doesn't have big cajones,
big enough to **** with me and my homies.
You try and pull any assassin **** on my turf,
I'll make sure your assassin ass is in the dirt

Oh, don't worry about me EML. I got cajones like grapefruits.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Assassin32
Oh, don't worry about me EML. I got cajones like grapefruits.

Easily broken?

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Easily broken?

No, sir. Brass balls.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Against the Master of Magnetism?

 

[Assassin32]

ummmm......they have an anti-magnitism coating around them.......or something.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

ewww...dirty picture....

 

[Assassin32]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
ewww...dirty picture....

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Oh My God! Run in Fear!
The Biggest ****** in the world is Here!
He's coming for us!
God damn, he's gunning for us!
We best run away, as fast as we can.
And get away from the homosexual man.

;p)

pyauaauahahahahaha
that was pure genius, props

oh yeah, go pick up the obie trice album
cop that, its hella good

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Assassin32

You keep calling yourself the lyrical vet
But your rhymes fail to put up a good fight
You ain't Nas, but The Source would give your flow One Mic
Against me in this land of top contenders and heavyweights
I make you look like a 95 pound *** with bulimia and AIDs
Trying to make a name, but all your really doing is running in shame
With your tail tucked tightly between you legs
And you actually think you're winning this showdown?
Please, I'm the one wearing the crown
Your just living in fear watching your boxers turn brown
C'mon, don't you see by now? How I'll bring you down, and
That I will take you, shake you, mentally rape you
Lift you over my head, pull you back down and BREAK YOU!
Leave your heart and soul shattered all over the floor
Clean the broken shards of your heart up with a broom
Wipe up your soul, and toss them both through the door

That's just what happens when try to kill an Assassin
I do this as a profession, did you think I wouldn't get it crackin'?
I guess I'm just a stone cold bad-ass
**** with me and I'll start smackin'
You see eveything you want to be in me
All that an MC's should be, and everything your lackin'

Get this striahgt b**ch, I AM the lyrical vet
You're just a punk kid who needs all the help he can get
Maybe you should go back to preschool for some lessons, and some respect
If its you vs a five year old, its against you i'm gonna bet
Cos you aint got no skill,
can't you see i'm the only one whos ill
People read my rhymes for the lyrcial fill in-
you're like a lesbian, you go after the chicks
but its clear you ain't got no f**king d!ck

I'll show up to your ghetto with guns, and not lyrically
Probably you won't be there cos you're too scared of me
Come out wit your crew and see if you cal lyrically molest me
I'll say this now, you aint gonna get the best of me
I'll pull out my bling and pay your crew to leave
pull out your band aids, cos you're going to bleed
I'll tear through your body like a flesh eating disesase
and you're nothing to me, so I'll do this with ease

I'll put 20 slugs from your head to your groin
violence this fun is damn worth enjoyin'
I don't care if you put on 10 bullet proof vests
my hollow tips will tear right through to your chest
and this is all cos you tried to lyrically molest-
me, see now gee, and this whole time I wasn't talking lyrically

Laugh at your body, as it looks up in the sky
get in my escalade and do a drive by
Maybe to one , two, three or four
hell, I might drive by it just one more
This is because you think you're some kind of champ
but really, you're just a bunch of lyrical wank

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Why y'all calling my name in your raps?
Did I say you could ****ing do that?
I'm the dominance in this thread, you see.
All y'all get respected just by mentioning me.
So use your own raps to get some fans.
The last I want touching my name is your grubby hands.

I can rhyme about whoever I want in my raps
even if what they say happens to be crap
I took a big risk mentioning your name
People might hear that and start thinkin i'm lame
I don't need to mention your name
Well, maybe I should tell people who to avoid in this rap game.

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Ol' Horn-Head
Hey fisk dawg, is that you
beat you down in my first movie, there aint a need for part 2
Hows the knee you healed up yet?
comin toe to toe with the lyrical vet
Hold up homie, did you just say overrated?
Where were you thes last 5 pages? home masterbatin?--used already
Theres a new force in the thread, I mean old force fool
i've been here so long you better call me old school

You and EML may have have battled,
but you haven't tried me dawg,
my rhymes will make your bones rattle-used
chop down an oak tree, carve up the log
make a bat, give it to you, pull out my gat
then its over, new kingpin in town, move over

I don't even need radar senses to prove your rhymes suck
how you got this far homie? Well thats just dumb luck
like I said to EML, how is it possible for a man to both blow and suck?--suck and suck? yea great rhyme spitter indeed
Now that i've come at you homie, i'm all but f**ked
your the one whos f**ked, i'm comin out on top
i'm the lyrical executioner, and you're about to get the chop
I'll give you a gun and give you the first shot for free,
you'll probably wet your pants, scream like a b***tch and flee
cos theres no way you wana go to toe with me on this level
cos, you might as well call me the lyrical f**king daredevil

So just because you made 1 or 2 "freestyles" your the new "champ"?