The Resident Evil Thread

[Majik1387]

I just read this and despite being two months late wanted to weigh in.

The laser grid was incredibly stupid. If the room is capable of filling the entire room with lasers, why not do it to begin with?

I'm confused by this question.

Why do the top, then the bottom, then the whole grid? Does the machine have a dark sense of humor or something?

Yes.

 

[Matt]

1) Why would a computer have a sense of humor?

2) Does it find people actually defending such a ****** movie to be funny?

 

[Majik1387]

1) Why would a computer have a sense of humor?

Why not?

2) Does it find people actually defending such a ****** movie to be funny?

You're asking if a fictional artificial intelligence finds it comedic that real life audiences are entertained by the movies?

 

[Havok83]

Speaking of the films, he looks so wrong as Chris

 

[Majik1387]

I think it's the costume that makes him look wrong.

 

[Havok83]

with the shades in his hands, it made me think he looks more like a Wesker

 

[Majik1387]

I'm pretty sure those are Wesker's shades.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Speaking of the films, he looks so wrong as Chris

Has anyone from this s**tfest's of a film franchise ever looked right?

 

[Majik1387]

Jill Valentine

 

[Havok83]

Jill Valentine

haha thats about right

Spoiler

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Wow. I really need to go back and watch that film again.

Altho, why is she dressed like that? In RE3 it was because she was leaving RC, in other words, she wasnt planning on killing a bunch of zombies. I have a funny feeling in the film, they have that outfit as her 'tactical uniform'

 

[Iron_Stark]

She was also planning on leaving in the movie. IIRC she either got suspended or fired from STARS.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

All the S.T.A.R.S. officer's got suspended/fired in the games, so I'm assuming Movie!Jill is no different.

Speaking of the movies, I can't believe so many would support those crap-fests.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

She was also planning on leaving in the movie. IIRC she either got suspended or fired from STARS.

Ah, gotcha.

Speaking of the movies, I can't believe so many would support those crap-fests.

Because consumers are stupid. Look at the Saw franchise. How those things made money after the first boggles my mind.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

But even RE Fans! Go to the thread for the new film in the movie forums. It's a sad place to be if you are a true RE fan. You'll see people supporting Alice, defending her to death, it's just...terrible.

 

[Majik1387]

Wow, hating in here too...

 

[Drz]

But even RE Fans! Go to the thread for the new film in the movie forums. It's a sad place to be if you are a true RE fan. You'll see people supporting Alice, defending her to death, it's just...terrible.

So i'm not a true RE fan if i like Alice and the film serie? Good riddance this is almost as bad as Batmans variety and fans bashing other aspects of Batman.

 

[Nathan]

The Resident Evil Movies are the equivalent of DB:E and Catwoman. You should get used to it.

 

[Drz]

The Resident Evil Movies are the equivalent of DB:E and Catwoman. You should get used to it.

Thats a false claim since those movies tanked, noone was interested in them.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Thats a false claim since those movies tanked, noone was interested in them.

The quality is still the same. Literally. There's nothing special or above average about the RE movies at all.

 

[Drz]

The quality is still the same. Literally. There's nothing special or above average about the RE movies at all.

If that was so true, the audiance has an odd way of showing by giving these movies so much money and being Box Office hits.

 

[Nathan]

We know how dumb these spoof Movies are, yet they still get churned out.

 

[Majik1387]

Actually, the spoof movies have died down to the point of DTV. RE has managed to stay above that.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Actually, the spoof movies have died down to the point of DTV. RE has managed to stay above that.

After what? 9 spoof movies? I'm sorry, the RE movies are not special at ALL. They are literally very terrible films, regardless of being bad adaptions of the game series.

 

[Drz]

America has a funny way of seeing them terrible since they gain so much money. These movies aren't anything racists like Bayformers or anything. They're cheesy fun kung fu movies with zombies, which is what Resident Evil has become, and even Capcom's own CGI movie had big action scenes with Leon being the manliest man out there.