The Summer Hate Thread

[NewYorkSpider]

I don't mind Summer...but I'm more of a Fall/Winter kind of guy.

 

[OriginalMiles]

The summer is horrible. I hate sun and warmth.

 

[Persistence]

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[Mandon Knight]

Hate the summer, Hate the sun, Hate the beach, Hate being hot.... there I think that covers it...

 

[Lantern Venom]

Hate the summer, Hate the sun, Hate the beach, Hate being hot.... there I think that covers it...

I'm in two-showers-a-day mode right now. The humidity is oppressive right now, and I hate to sweat anywhere but the gym.

 

[Holiday]

I enjoy the summer considerably more now that I'm no longer a fat kid playing video games all day.

 

[Duke]

I hate the summer when it's triple digit heat. I prefer the winter time.

 

[Tempest]

I still have a month to go at my store that's closing, and we have no air conditioning. So when I work there, I hate summer.

 

[Piper Maru]

What you don't like walking on sunshine?

 

[Lantern Venom]

It's almost over, friends and neighbors. Let the doves loose and the peasants rejoice!

 

[Feenix]

Winter is coming...

Where I'm from, that means champagne powder, face shots, and beers in the ski lodge.

 

[SpideyFan866]

I wanna go outside and freeze my ass off.


Is that so much to ask, nature?

 

[Marvolo]

I just wanna go outside and not sweat my ass off.

 

[Warhammer]

You all who hate summer are evil. The only thing better than seeing fine girls in tight jeans and leggings are seeing fine girls in booty shorts and bikinis.

 

[OctaviusINC]

You all who hate summer are evil. The only thing better than seeing fine girls in tight jeans and leggings are seeing fine girls in booty shorts and bikinis.

I have the internet to ogle hot women that are out of my league. Bring on the hoodie weather.

 

[Warhammer]

It just isn't the same.

 

[Marvolo]

I dont live near the beach and I avoid public pools as a general rule and I dont own a pool so I dont see many bikini clad girls in my day to day summer activites. Shorty shorts are everywhere in the summer, and the bare long legs are nice to look at, but Ill choose nice weather over those every time. Besides Id rather be presentable and well dressed around a beautiful woman and thats impossible in 90 degree heat and 90% humidity.

 

[Duran Man]

Summer's almost over. Praise the lord.

 

[PyroChamber]

The weather's cooler, kids and teens are in school, and my job just got slower; best time of the year

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

There's been a cold snap in New England. Low 50's and I hate it already. Summer is like that ex, that you only miss and yearn for once it's gone.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I wanna go outside and freeze my ass off.


Is that so much to ask, nature?

I laughed so hard at this. Bravo.

I just wanna go outside and not sweat my ass off.

That's another nice aspect of the seasonal turn--all the pumpkin flavored items making their way into the stores. I had a pumpkin muffin this week that was blissful.

You all who hate summer are evil. The only thing better than seeing fine girls in tight jeans and leggings are seeing fine girls in booty shorts and bikinis.

Most of the women dressed like that are about 1/2 my age, and I have to fight my fatherly urge to tell them to cover up unless they're trying to give their fathers heart attacks.

 

[Marvolo]

That's another nice aspect of the seasonal turn--all the pumpkin flavored items making their way into the stores. I had a pumpkin muffin this week that was blissful.

No doubt. Pumpkin rolls, pumpkin pies, pumpkin lattes, pumpkin cakes - its pumpkin everywhere and...

 

[PyroChamber]

You all who hate summer are evil. The only thing better than seeing fine girls in tight jeans and leggings are seeing fine girls in booty shorts and bikinis.

Unfortunately, the women I see dressing like that during the summer are usually the ones who have no business dressing like that.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Don't let the door hit you in your sweaty cheeks on your way out, summer.

Let those leaves fall and those temps drop!

 

[Lantern Venom]

It's 75 and humid here at 2am. I fear the next six weeks will be difficult.