The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[Ion Kenshin]

People in zombie movies for some reason have never seen a zombie movie

 

[SuBe]

If you are begining an adventure, you must always listen to the Blind old Black man. Even though he will tell you about your "Obstackles", he is very insightful.

 

[SoulManX]

I have learned one shall stand one shall fall...

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Monkeys will take over earth.

In a galaxy far far away, people sported 1970's hair cuts.

If you look like a penguin your getting sent down the river in a moses basket.

Dr. Fries would like you to take 2 of these and call him in the morning.

Mermaids dont smell of fish, least if they do no one is kind enough to mention it.

Mr. Freeze hates you talking 'duhring da moohvee'

despite his wife being very ill Mr. Freeze still has time for a occasional pun.

will smith makes this look good.

you can feed the birds for tuppence a bag, dont buy them the birds starve, see if she cares.

Fillmaker, small budget but needa big cast, dont worry Eddie Murphy can and will play every part (infact he'll insist on it).

 

[Franklin Richards]

I have learned one shall stand one shall fall...

I have learned that two men enter. One man leaves.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I've learned that if you are a superhero or costumed vigilante, there is a good chance your arch-nemesis killed either your parents or father.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Stormtrooper armor is incredibly useless because you fall after 1 hit from a blaster.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

I learned to be wary of information gathered by bothan spies.

 

[michephantom]

If you're the hero of the movie, it doesn't matter that your mask severly impairs vision: you will hit every target spot on.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

That sharks in the future will walk on dryland , talk like curly from the 3 stooges and just like Rodney Dangerfield get no respect!

 

[Ion Kenshin]

That sharks in the future will walk on dryland , talk like curly from the 3 stooges and just like Rodney Dangerfield get not respect!

HAHAHA Jabberjaw FTW

 

[Trainwreck2100]

If a guy is running around being a superhero, has no superpowers, but a tricked out ride and cool gadgetry, he's probably a billionaire.

 

[BlackLantern]

I've learned that any buried treasure will be surrounded by either a)vicious animals b)undead warriors or c) the bad guys who beat me there

 

[Spider-Fan]

I learned that if I am a villain, never become giant, all-powerful, or a snake. My defeat is near if either of those happen.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

It's possible to learn swordsmanship in six months that it took your spouse everyday for most of his life to.

 

[SoulManX]

Not to be a business man and join a bunch of people I hate beside the blonde on my space station about to hit a radioactive space storm

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I've learned that I can escape an alien nuclear self destruct explosion by jumping behind a fallen tree.

Also, that I can kill an entire central American army myself if I'm trying to save my daughter.

 

[Shemtov]

if my aunt is dying its better too sell my marraige to the devil then her to too die.

 

[SoulManX]

if my aunt is dying its better too sell my marraige to the devil then her to too die.

Family first

 

[Abstract]

That the empire will compensate you for damaged bounties.

 

[thedeadite]

That I must start drinking heavily.

 

[Manic]

The old man on the mountain with the long white beard can kick my ass, as can his daughter.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

His name is Robert Paulson

 

[unstoppable]

I've learned that Hulk can apparently defeat the entire Marvel Universe and Jesus in combat.

 

[Matt Murdock]

That I'm going to be recommended for the congressional medal of merit.