7,000 posts now. I would like to thank Mike Tyson for giving me the strength to wake up every morning. I would like to thank my mother for giving birth to me. I would also like to thank Kane for making my avatars, and to Biz for making my catch phrase a catch phrase. To SuperFerret and Manic for giving me simple templates for my recasts. To CC for being my soul sista, and to Parker Wayne for giving me a reason to post that Sweet Pea gif. To Twylight for giving my opinions some estrogen so they won't look so mean. To that one guy in the back who gave me a sammich. Thank you. To the one girl in the back who asked who I was. I'm E-Man *band plays him off the stage*