The Tiger Woods Car Accident (and more) Thread

[terry78]

He couldn't stay away. No woman will ever tear a true man away from his lifelong passion.

 

[Paroxysm]

Report: Tiger Woods receiving treatment at sex rehabilitation clinic

Author and recovering sex addict Benoit Denizet-Lewis wrote on his personal blog today that Tiger Woods is receiving treatment at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi.

Citing unnamed sources, Denizet-Lewis, who has written for the New York Times Magazine and other publications, says Woods is staying at the same clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss., where he spent time while writing a recently published book.

Several media outlets, including local television stations in Mississippi, reported last week that Woods was at the clinic in Hattiesburg.

I've always wondered what a sex rehabilitation clinic would be like?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Lots of *********ion?

 

[BlackLantern]

so Tiger is going to have a press conference tomorrow but he's not taking any questions

 

[terry78]

So.....the point of it is to what, let them bask in his aura? I'll be at work at like 9:30 tomorrow, but I'll have that **** streaming in the background.

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm of two minds about it...half of me wants him to answer for what went on and why it turned into such a ****storm...the other half just wants him to announce he's coming back to destroy the PGA tour and win everything but ridiculous margins

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I am with BL, I just hope he announce he's coming back to play because I could not care less about his sexual activities or his cheating on his wife. That is not what I admire the guy.

 

[Raiden]

Tiger will probably read from a prepared statement, and take no questions. And I think he'll likely make his return at The Masters in Augustus, since it's a private club and he won't be peppered with questions & insults from the waiting fans. Tiger is an extremely private person and it won't change even after he returns to PGA.

 

[terry78]

The female fans are the ones that really have the most issue with it. The male fans are saying **** as well, but in their mind they're like, "that lucky son of a *****."

 

[Sebastos]

I think Woods said he plans on returning in March.

 

[Anubis]

He should just do the Roman Maroni speech from Johnny Dangerously.

 

[terry78]

http://www.youtube.com/CitizenTube

It's being streamed now.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Sounds like *****e.... give us a break Tiger. People don't care as much as you think they do. The prepared speech is as cheap as it gets. He should have just done an interview to be done with it.

 

[Avengers-Report]

What a pathetic loser. Speech was weak, he was acting.

 

[The Guardian]

I thought he was very sincere and touched on all the key points without going into his PRIVATE life, so I think he did what he needed to do, but he still has a long road ahead of him, I wish him and his family the best!!!

 

[BlackLantern]

he's not sorry for what he did, he's sorry he got caught but i just want him to come back and play and destroy people

 

[Mister J]

"I have made you question who I am. ... I am embarrassed that I have put you in this position. ... For all that I have done, I am so sorry."

"Today, I want to ask for your help. I ask you to find room in your heart to one day believe in me again."

It's really not this deep.

Cripes, you'd think Tiger sold intelligence to Al-Qaeda or something. He got some ...well, a lot of extracurricular tail. He's not the first. He won't be the last. Handle it with your wife, family and sponsors and go win the Masters again.

 

[Anubis]

I was hoping that Tiger woulda only invited all the main people that had s**t to say about his whole ****ing around stuff, and instead of apologizing, he pulls out some files where he had private detectives follow them around and dig up all their dirt, and proceeded to let the world know about all their cheating, lying, stealing, and in some cases, actual skeletons in closets. Then he would step back from the podium, drop his pants, and tell them to kiss his Coblinasian ass.

Well, thats what I'd do anyway.

 

[BlackLantern]

I was hoping that Tiger woulda only invited all the main people that had s**t to say about his whole ****ing around stuff, and instead of apologizing, he pulls out some files where he had private detectives follow them around and dig up all their dirt, and proceeded to let the world know about all their cheating, lying, stealing, and in some cases, actual skeletons in closets. Then he would step back from the podium, drop his pants, and tell them to kiss his Coblinasian ass.

Well, thats what I'd do anyway.

he then walks out while "It's me *****es" by Swiss Beatz plays in the background

 

[Mister J]

This needed to happen. Maybe do the DX chop a few times.

 

[BlackLantern]

no DX chop, but maybe backhand Jay Mariotti and give a high five to Jim Nantz as he walks out of the room

 

[terry78]

Of course handlers will always tell you to come out looking remorseful and sad. that's what the public likes to hear. He needs to appeal to all those middle america types.

 

[Dark Donnie]

The fact that the media and some felt he had to do this press conference is insane....it's also insane that arguably the best golfer of All-Time and one of our greatest athletes has to miss vital time in his career to prove to people he's sorry.

 

[Frodo]

It's the era we live in, and now that's it's done, it pretty much quites any shouts for more info on his affairs from the press core , unless some bigger revelation is leaked. People will move on . While the press will try to milk the story more , I think this part of Tiger Woods story pretty much done.

 

[Sawyer]

The public apology was unnecessary.... what the **** does he need to apologize to us for? Apologize to the people around you that you've heard. Screw the rest.