Ion Kenshin
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http://www.audioshocker.com/2009/04...movies-warner-bros-should-be-making-right-now
For some reason, Neal was under the impression that this Top 9 list would be about Texas. He was wrong! This is a WAKE UP CALL for Warner Bros. and some REEL TALK (get it? reel???) for the film producers behind any future DC Comics properties.
9. Green Arrow. Supermax, eh? What a ****ing stupid idea. Why would you introduce Green Arrow to the film audience through a prison breakout movie? Play this one close to the vest and tell the tale of a spoiled rich kid that turns into a modern Robin Hood. Its that easy. Get some imaginative director to envision fun archery antics (including a slo-mo Matrix style arrow shot, of course) and youve got another superhero blockbuster on your hands, Warner Bros.
8. Metropolis. This is an unusual suggestion that could work out unusually well - take the highly successful Smallville TV series and spin it off into a blockbuster film where everything we know about the TV show changes. Let Clark Kent grow up and make the transition that we knew he was always going to make. Bring back familiar cast members - Lex, Lana, and more - while solidifying Clarks status in the big city. Show Kal-El taking hold of the Superman mantle and growing into his infamous role.
7. Arkham Asylum. A horror movie where the spotlight is on the Batmans rogues gallery. People already know the cast of characters well so now give them a freaky thriller where every villain gets the same sort of hyper-serious treatment that Heath Ledger and company gave to the Joker. The story could focus on one frightening night when the prisoners of Arkham get loose inside the building and attempt to escape from the asylum. Tell the story from the viewpoint of a psychiatrist working there. People would love this.
6. Green Lantern. Supposedly, this movie is going to get made soon. But Warner Bros., youre like the the film studio that cried wolf when it comes to superhero movies. Ill believe that youre actually making this when I see some production stills or photos from the set. And its probably best to go with the John Stewart version of the character - thats who the public is mostly familiar nowadays. Plus, the DCU film universe could use a bit of diversity.
5. The Daily Planet. A film about the most famous fictional newspaper in the world. Redefine Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, and Perry White for the masses. Show what its like to cover news in a world where the unbelievable happens on a regular basis. On the whole, this should be largely devoid of Superman (maybe just a little foreshadowing). However, this movie must be developed with the notion that relaunching the Superman franchise as a sequel is a given. As a tease, have the final scene feature a young Clark Kent being introduced to Lois Lane for the very first time.
4. Flash. The character is truly iconic. Thats what he has in spades over most other superheroes. His name alone gives you everything you need to know: its all about speed. Plus, the Flash logo makes for incredible merchandising. The marketing potential for this property is tremendous. To top it off, this legacy character has more than one classic iteration. Therefore, you can kill off Barry in the second film (for unparalleled dramatic superhero tension) and have Wally rise to the challenge.
3. Aquaman. As a huge Aquaman fan, I may be a bit biased. But this character is known across the world and beloved by many who grew up on Super Friends. Those two things alone make it the perfect time for an Aquaman movie, which would be a lavish underwater epic. Still need more proof that this should get made? Entourage has already done the viral promotion for the film! Warner Bros., if you wait too damn long then youll never be able to capitalize on that free publicity!!!
2. Superman Begins. Yeah, we already have five modern Superman movies, not to mention countless hours of animated film and TV shows, and then theres Smallville and a WHOLE LOT MORE. But the Superman film franchise is in the crapper right now. Warner Bros., just admit that Superman Returns didnt turn out like you expected and relaunch the whole franchise from the beginning. Keep it simple and go with the Begins motif that worked wonders for your Batman franchise.
1. Wonder Woman. Seriously, why is there no Wonder Woman movie yet? I know the story blah blah blah Whedon blah blah blah wrote a script blah blah. WHO CARES!?! Just make the damn movie already!!! This is one of the most famous superheroes in the world and all she has right now is a dated (albeit awesome) 70s TV series and a (LAME!) direct-to-DVD animated film. Stop making excuses, Warner Bros., and make a goddamn Wonder Woman movie!