Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[ShadowBoxing]

"Hi I'm Calista Flockhart, here on the set of my new movie Transformers..."

 

[Darth Elektra]

"Hound, you could have at least waited til we got a hotel room!"

Lmao.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Megan - "Oh Spike, you're so brave, saving the world from those horrid robots..."
Shia - "Oh damn...."
Megan - "What?"
Shia - "Mr. Bay..."
Bay - (Off screen) - "What?"
Shia - "I'm gonna need another pair of pants..."
Bay - Again?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Optimus - Excuse me, Human...did you see a contact lying around anywhere.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Bay - Okay Shia, great scene...but lets try it without the *****.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Bay - OOOOhhhh, here's your problem kids. There is a head where the engine is suppose to be.
Bumblebee - Hi

 

[Darth Elektra]

Bay - Okay Shia, great scene...but lets try it without the *****.

lol

 

[Matrix_Fan]

"Dude! What happened to your car?"

"Michael Bay. That's what happened."

Shia: "Hey Megan, remember when we used to have sex on Bumblebee to make him really angry?"

Megan: "Yeah?"

Shia: "Let's do that!"

Megan: "Okay!"

*Love making ensues*

Bumblebee: "Uh....hey! What the...? Oh ew! EW! EEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Oh Hi, I upgraded your Brandon Routh

Or am I the only one who can see it?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

"Hello, I'm Super-Optimus, and I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the Cybertronian Way. Yeah, that's right, I said the Cybertronian Way. You know why? Because I'm from Cybertron, and I'm damn proud of it! I will not be intimidated by that outdated notion of political correctness, and I will say what I want and stand up for what I believe in, and my way is the Cybertronian Way!"

 

[nightcrawler01]

Bumblebee: Everyone on superherohype is immature. Don't they know that they're not having sex? This is what a guy and a girl does when they are in love.

 

[Gold Samurai]

sam- I knew those damn "heroes" couldn't prevent New york from blowing up!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Whhhyyy does it cry, Smeagol?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Whhhyyy does it cry, Smeagol?"

Hehehahaha

MEGAN: "Have you ever made love to a Communist?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

OPTIMUS: "Do my lips really look so bad that you turn away from me in fear?"

 

[Spyda-Man]

sam- I knew those damn "heroes" couldn't prevent New york from blowing up!"

HAHA! love it!

 

[Dr Lee]

^^^
Lmfao

 

[Creature SH]

Shia: This would totally rock if only I was into girls.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Shia: This would totally rock if only I was into girls.

Hahahahaha

"I liked it better when the cube that summoned the Cenobites was smaller."

 

[Zoken]

Bay: Damnit, Shia, cut the intensity down! I need you at a Johnny Depp not a Nicolas Cage!

 

[Zoken]

Shia: I just know I'm getting blamed for this somehow.

 

[Matrix_Fan]

"Oh crap. We stumbled onto the video game adaptation of Superman on N64! Stupid fog!"

 

[Webzpinner]

Wanna know why I'm the most feared alien in the universe? Look at my hands... they are custom engineered for anal probing! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[xwolverine2]

*do you want to help feed this child... for only 5cents a day...*
t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

"This will lead us to the Ark of the Covenant."

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Sam: I can't even look at those damn lips.

Prime: Kiss me you fool!