Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Timstuff]

Giant Shia: Assimilate this!

 

[Avangarde]

^^^

Lol

 

[Dr. Fate]

MICHAEL BAY: "Now I know it's going to be a little cramped in there so you should strip yourselves before you get in."
BUMBLEBEE: "Hey, no nude humans in my trunk!"

 

[Timstuff]

Dr. Ratchet: Aha! So that's where the trailer goes!

 

[Zoken]

Shia: (Thinking)If this guy doesn't stop hitting my hottie, I'm going to go disturbia on his ass.

 

[Golgo-13]

Can't help myself....

Hound - "Who's ya daddy earth boy? Say my name!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Can't help myself....

Hound - "Who's ya daddy earth boy? Say my name!"

Nyahahahahaha!

OPTIMUS PRIME: "ARGH! To the right! To the right, damn it!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

PRIME: "You think my lips look bad, you should see Heath Ledger's Joker makeup!"

 

[Hotwire]

Spike: God, I hope Optimus doesn't find out!

Optimus: God, I hope Spike doesn't find out!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Spike: God, I hope Optimus doesn't find out!

Optimus: God, I hope Spike doesn't find out!

Bwahahahahahaha!

SENTINEL PRIME: "Promise me something Optimus..."
OPTIMUS PRIME: "What, Sentinel?"
SP: "Promise me you'll get that Australian guy from the Matrix trilogy to voice me, what's his name, you know the one, he was also in the Lord of the Rings and V For Vendetta-"
OP: "You mean Hugo Weaving? Sorry Sent, but they already got him for Megatron."
SP: "Damn it!"

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm ready for my date with the Xenomorph Queen now.

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

.........no comment.........regarding that statement.....

 

[Nathan]

Megatron: TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!

Sam: I hate this game!

 

[Dr. Fate]

MEGATRON: "Jaws ain't got nothin' on me, surfer boy!"

 

[Twin2]

Sam: Last time playing rugby with transformers ever....

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Spike: *whimpering* Now that I got myself up here how do I get down?!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SENTINEL PRIME: "No, don't open it! It'll summon the Cenobites!"

 

[That-Guy]

Megatron: (singing to himself) PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITEBOY... Come on Sam, get down with me!! Show me a move, man!

Sam: Stupid f**king Transformers. Yeah, Megs, for those of us who aren't 50 feet tall, break-dancing on a 40 story rooftop is a little dangerous!!!

 

[jnmx2000]

so far the only expression i've seen from bumble bee is the panda bear eyes, i wonder if he can do any other expressions besides looking like he's oggling your girl lol

Bumble bee: i'm a giant robot, and i can see down your shirt

 

[Dr. Fate]

BUMBLEBEE: "Resistance is futile."

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You guys scared my neice and nephew with that Bumblebee picture.

 

[nosebleed.]

You guys scared my neice and nephew with that Bumblebee picture.

Then all is right with the world.

 

[jnmx2000]

You guys scared my neice and nephew with that Bumblebee picture.

good thing i didn't use the megatron poster, they would have exploded, this is a michael bay movie, he'd have it no other way

 

[jnmx2000]

Bumble bee: why do i have a god damn pacifier in my mouth

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

good thing i didn't use the megatron poster, they would have exploded, this is a michael bay movie, he'd have it no other way

Considering he's only 8 years old, it was a good thing!