Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

Spike: WOW! His head is even bigger than Jennifer Hudson's!

Ouch for Jennifer Hudson.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "OUT magazine, you need to back off and leave Jodie Foster alone, or you shall die by my BFG (Big F***ing Gun)!"

 

[Matrix_Fan]

Bonecrusher responds to a bus full of Jesus Campers the only way he knows how.

 

[jdre_124]

SOMEONE WAX MY EYEBROW!!!

 

[That-Guy]

This might be the world's first case of a guy who always looks like a deer caught in headlights who happens to actually HAVE headlights.

 

[That-Guy]

Spike: Hmmm... what is this thing? A Rubik's cube? I wonder what will happen if I...
Bumblebee: NOOOOOO!!!! STOP!!!!!!!

Pinhead: You rang?

Bumblebee: Oh, sh**...

 

[That-Guy]

DUDE! CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME SUBWOOFER I JUST PICKED UP AT TOWN SOUND!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Spike: Hmmm... what is this thing? A Rubik's cube? I wonder what will happen if I...
Bumblebee: NOOOOOO!!!! STOP!!!!!!!

Pinhead: You rang?

Bumblebee: Oh, sh**...

Hahahahaha!

MEGATRON: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

ARNOLD: "Hey, that's my line you bastard!"

MEGATRON: "Oh yeah?! Bring it!"

 

[That-Guy]

Megatron's REAL alt mode revealed...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Megatron's REAL alt mode revealed...

MEGATRON: "You ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

 

[bearhulk]

MEGATRON: hey fake megatron i hate your alien jet ... MINE BEST MP-05!!QUOTE]

 

[Dr. Fate]

MEGATRON: "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your friends in Detroit."

Not the exact quote but I couldn't remember the city/state name.

 

[Matrix_Fan]

Micheal Bay's version of Death Proof proved to be more interesting once the cars turned into giant robots.

 

[That-Guy]

"Hey! Anybody seen the Mother Brain around here?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BUMBLEBEE: "No littering!"

 

[That-Guy]

Bumblebee: Hey Barricade! Let's play catch with this truck!
Barricade: Alright. But don't you think the guy who owns it will get pissed?
Bumblebee: Dude, we're 50 foot robots. What the hell's he gonna do?

You just wait and see, you goddamn bastard.

 

[Gold Samurai]

bumblebee-Hogarth? I.......superman!

 

[AyeCapn]

bumblebee-Hogarth? I.......superman!

OMG! :heart:

 

[Golgo-13]

"God, Arcee has no idea where i'd like to stick this."

"First Prime, then Ultra Magnus...and then Vader!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"God, Arcee has no idea where i'd like to stick this."

"First Prime, then Ultra Magnus...and then Vader!"

Nyahahaha

VADER: "There can be only One!"

 

[DorkyFresh]

eeeeeeee teeeeeee......phooooone hooooommme

 

[Gold Samurai]

VADER: "There can be only One!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Optimus.jpg

Prime- One shall stand........one shall fall

*You Got the Touch!.............you the pooowweerrrr!!!.....yeah!*

"jeezs ratchet you mean I have to swallow this to cure my cold?"

ratchet-um not exactly.....

 

[Golgo-13]

"Ohhh, yeah Hound. Your so much bigger than Bumblebee!"

 

[Golgo-13]

Can't take credit for this next caption:

"...so as Rosie O'Donnell prepares for dinner..."

 

[Hotwire]

MEGATRON: "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your friends in Detroit."

Not the exact quote but I couldn't remember the city/state name.

It was "Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winebego." -Spaceballs

 

[Dr. Fate]

It was "Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winebego." -Spaceballs

Damn! Thanks for the correction.

I like the ET caption.

"The Death Star Will Be In Firing Range... Now."