The Trials of Shazam

[BrianWilly]

Billy is too busy not giving a sht about his sister being in a coma to care about giving any powers to Freddy.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but the minute these people stop exhibiting identifiably human behavior, it's a mock free-for-all.

That preview doesn't actually look too bad. But apparently Freddy is still going to be in the Middle-East in the middle of April, which just sends my anticipation for this title off the friggin' tracks.

 

[Hellstormer]

Billy is too busy not giving a sht about his sister being in a coma to care about giving any powers to Freddy.

Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?

 

[BrianWilly]

...okay, you're gonna have to run that one by me again.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Heh, wtf

 

[Darthphere]

Billy is too busy not giving a sht about his sister being in a coma to care about giving any powers to Freddy.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but the minute these people stop exhibiting identifiably human behavior, it's a mock free-for-all.

That preview doesn't actually look too bad. But apparently Freddy is still going to be in the Middle-East in the middle of April, which just sends my anticipation for this title off the friggin' tracks.

 

[3dman27]

Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?

mary batson is mary marvel's civilian identity

 

[Darthphere]

Before she got teh AIDS.

 

[BrianWilly]

But I thought Mary Marvel was Mary Marvel's secret identity and Mary Marvel isn't Billy's sister, Mary Marvel is.

...Seriously, I still don't have any idea wtf he was trying to say.

 

[3dman27]

for all appearances mary BATSON is BILLYS sister while mary MARVEL is caps sister only those who know the batson twins secret know both marys are the same person

 

[BrianWilly]

Yes, I know. That still doesn't explain, and I quote, "Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?"

 

[3dman27]

oh you mean as how cap and billy used to think of each other as two different people

 

[sethcohen]

no, he means this:

Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?

 

[3dman27]

i give up you've lost me

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yes, I know. That still doesn't explain, and I quote, "Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?"

I love how you recopied the butchering of the word "thought"

 

[sethcohen]

well to get the appropriate meaning it would have to be copied verbatim lol

 

[BrianWilly]

It's no longer funny if I have to explain it.

Just read that quote to yourself. Several times. Out loud if you need to.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

3dman27 is the one who didn't get it and wanted to help lol. I've been onboard since day 1

 

[BrianWilly]

I was talking to him.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Shazam!

 

[3dman27]

3dman27 is the one who didn't get it and wanted to help lol. I've been onboard since day 1

thanks spoons but unless they were reading MAry marvel as"marie" marve i still dont get it

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I thought that was Mary Marvel?

This post makes no sense 3dman. I even fixed the grammar errors.

 

[Kevin]

*sigh* I know I don't get it, but that no shocker.

 

[Hellstormer]

You guys obviously were not paying attention so I'll explain exactly what I meant...

Billy is too busy not giving a sht about his sister being in a coma to care about giving any powers to Freddy.

Wait is Mary Marvel his sister? I tohught that was MAry Marvel?

Now in BWilly's post he talks about the girl in the bed being Freddy's sister. And I asked if Mary Marvel was Freddy's sister because I didn't know. Then I thought "what if that was someone else in the hospital" so I put "I thought that was Mary Marvel" so someone could explain to me who that was if I was incorrect. God I'm the only sane person.

 

[BrianWilly]

I'm Billy now? I suppose if you take away some of the letters...

I was talking about Billy not caring about his sister. His own sister. Not Freddy's.

Judd Winick has placed a magical curse on the grammar in this thread.

 

[Kevin]

I'm Billy now? I suppose if you take away some of the letters...

I was talking about Billy not caring about his sister. His own sister. Not Freddy's.

Judd Winick has placed a magical curse on the grammar in this thread.

I thought your name was BillyWilly. Damn...