I'm so sick & tired of hearing of this damn Twitter thing and hearing seemingly every news or entertainment show urging their viewers to send them a "tweet." No. I will not tweet you, and for the rest of those people out there, I don't care what you're doing at the moment. I don't care if you're ironing a shirt or eating pancakes. I don't care if you're stuck in traffic. I don't care what you thought about the latest episode of House. If you want to sign up for one of these social networking sites, GREAT - there's plenty you can accomplish on MySpace or Facebook, but if you're going to sign up for a site where all you can do is update people on what you're doing or feeling in 100-something characters or less, well, there's a better outlet for that: texting.