The Twitter Thread

[SapphirePrima]

I like twitter. Me and Jonah Hill have been discussing the awesomeness of Incredibad. And Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts is a cool dude to.

Are you serious, I can't get a celeb to talk to me for nothing.

Only cool thing that has happened to me on Twitter is Will from the Real World Hollywood is following me now. And that's pretty lame.

 

[Marlboro Man]

Are you serious, I can't get a celeb to talk to me for nothing.

You could threaten to kill yourself like that girl did on Demi Moore's page. I'm sure it will work with any celeb.

 

[Maximus One]

Are you serious, I can't get a celeb to talk to me for nothing.

Only cool thing that has happened to me on Twitter is Will from the Real World Hollywood is following me now. And that's pretty lame.

Dead serious dude. Ive talked to Greg Grunberg, Jonah Hill, Michael Ray Bower, Ethan Suplee. Never got responses from Daniel Tosh or Joe Rogan or Jason Segel though but it aint no bid deal. I just think its so ****ing kool that Ive been chattin with Jonah Hill on occasion since I love almost everything hes been in. Hes a real down to earth dude. I was telling him how Im thinking about moving out west to pursue comedy/acting/writing and he was like such an nice encouraging person.

 

[Maximus One]

You could threaten to kill yourself like that girl did on Demi Moore's page. I'm sure it will work with any celeb.

Dude some people are absolutely ******ed. I was just straight up when I talked to Jonah Hill ya know said I was a big fan and his work is one of the many influences in my stuff and then said "Plus us fat guys gotta stick together. And he was so cool about it. Greg Grunberg was really kool to. It was a few weeks ago but he was telling me how he just got done filming episode 2 of the new season of Heroes and that he really liked where the stories going and that its really well written. LOL I hope he has good taste

 

[Maximus One]

HAHA I told Michael Ray Bower how I resent the whole "Donkeylips" character cuz I was constantly referred to that throughout school. And he was like "Hey your lucky man cuz I still get it" lmao

 

[Two-Face]

Can I talk to Aaron Eckhart or Christian Bale???

 

[Marlboro Man]

You can try talking to Christian Bale, but he'll probably figure out a way to shout slurs at you through Twitter.

 

[Dark Victory]

Seriously, does anyone really care about Twitter?

 

[Maximus One]

Hahahahaha I doubt it. Oh I talked to Dr Drew as well. Just always respected the guy and his work n everything and told him how Ive been off of opiates for a year and he congratulated me. I just think thats kinda kool you wanna think Im dumb your guys problem. It really gives me alot more respect for the celebs that actually exhibit some humility and appreciation for their own fans.

 

[Two-Face]

You can try talking to Christian Bale, but he'll probably figure out a way to shout slurs at you through Twitter.

I take the words " what do you ****ing understand? You & me are finished..." speech...

 

[StorminNorman]

It's Twitter, who give a ****?

Seriously, does anyone really care about Twitter?

This opinion is so incredibly selfish and imbecilic.

Did you guys miss the fact that the Iran Protests were basically brought to you by twitter?

I don't like twitter. I don't use twitter. But to say that twitter doesn't matter and why would anyone care requires a severe ignorance of the world we live in today.

 

[SapphirePrima]

lol I don't think that's Jonah Hill

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[chaseter]

Seriously, does anyone really care about Twitter?

Teenage girls and Ashton Koosher apparently.

 

[Maximus One]

lol I don't think that's Jonah Hill

The one Ive talked to is named OfficialJonah. Seems like him all his tweets kinda have his personality in them and he tweets about being on set n all kinda stuff. I dunno I couldnt watch the video. Not like if I find out I wasnt talking to the real Jonah Hill my world would fall apart or sumthin.

 

[SuperFerret]

This opinion is so incredibly selfish and imbecilic.

Did you guys miss the fact that the Iran Protests were basically brought to you by twitter?

I don't like twitter. I don't use twitter. But to say that twitter doesn't matter and why would anyone care requires a severe ignorance of the world we live in today.

And yet, if Twitter never existed, I'm sure the protests in Iran would've happened anyway. Twitter is so inconsequential that this really doesn't matter at all.

 

[Holiday]

The one Ive talked to is named OfficialJonah. Seems like him all his tweets kinda have his personality in them and he tweets about being on set n all kinda stuff. I dunno I couldnt watch the video. Not like if I find out I wasnt talking to the real Jonah Hill my world would fall apart or sumthin.

Good, because that is not him. It even says so on the persons page.


Also, to the people who say, "Who cares? It's Twitter.", just because you can't find any use with the site doesn't mean that other people can't and are not affected by it being shutdown for a day.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Twitter is kinda cool to use to keep up with the production of movies, like Iron Man 2 and Eclipse.

 

[Manic]

I watched the news early this morning, and I was surprised to find Twitter was actually attacked (I thought it was just some old fashioned downtime, which Twitter isn't exactly a stranger to). More than that, I was surprised to find Twitter's downtime making the news. Slow news day, indeed.

 

[Dark Victory]

This opinion is so incredibly selfish and imbecilic.

Did you guys miss the fact that the Iran Protests were basically brought to you by twitter?

I don't like twitter. I don't use twitter. But to say that twitter doesn't matter and why would anyone care requires a severe ignorance of the world we live in today.

So? Those Iran Protests would've happened anyway...

Does Twitter matter? Yes, if you're a teenage girl and want to know how big Nick Jonas' last **** was.

 

[Manic]

So? Those Iran Protests would've happened anyway...

The media in Iran was shut down. Twitter and Youtube were the main outlets for information. So yes, the protests would've happened anyway. We just wouldn't have known as much about them.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Ahh the US method. I dig.

Really? You're just aching to make people hate you.

 

[RKO]

Christian Bale with a Twitter account would be some weird s**t.


@Batsy_Nolan I just totally Yelled at another DP dude lolz!

 

[The Apocalypse]

It's Twitter, who give a ****?

QFT. I don't know why other people care so much about what another person is doing.

 

[CBGB]

I'm glad Twitter was down. Gives people a little dose of real life.

 

[Manic]

I'm glad Twitter was down. Gives people a little dose of real life.

I played flash games instead.

Internet: 1
Real Life: 0