The Ugly Americans

[Abaddon]

Yeah,but come on the name is in the same post being frickin quoted.

 

[Corinthian™]

ok, back to how american sucks

American = Fat

Europe = Slim

Mexican = mustache

 

[Man-Thing]

lol

 

[Corinthian™]

I was thinking something more along the lines of this:

 

[the_joker]

Heh, mybad. I can't be passive when some tea&crumpets is raggin' on my home.

I like buttered crumpets and a good cup of Earl Grey.

That doesn't negate the fact that Britain and America weren't the ones who won world war 2 in Europe. Trust me i am studying world war 2 at the moment. I have studied the advance of the Red Army and the fact that America and Britain werej ust their to stop the advance of the Russians into western europe.

And technically the majotity of people in England are Germans. The Saxons and Angles came from west germany and the vikings that settled the north originated in norther germany. And the rest are celts.

I've studied History too, I do know what I'm talking about. The policy of Appeasement comes to mind.

But anyways, Bygones. Let's have peace.

tsk, you Americans and your McDonalds.

 

[deemar325]

ok, back to how american sucks

American = Fat

Europe = Slim

Mexican = mustache

More like this..


American = Good Hygeine

Europe = F-cked up teeth and bad Hygeine

 

[Leto Atrides]

That's the thing: we Americans are fat, but clean.

 

[deemar325]

That's the thing: we Americans are fat, but clean.

Trust theres some fatass Germans.

 

[bored]

I like buttered crumpets and a good cup of Earl Grey.



I've studied History too, I do know what I'm talking about. The policy of Appeasement comes to mind.

But anyways, Bygones. Let's have peace.

tsk, you Americans and your McDonalds.

Think he cried when they stopped super-sizing?

 

[deemar325]

Think he cried when they stopped super-sizing?

Cried hot grease.

 

[bored]

But seriously, is that not the saddest thing you've ever seen?

 

[terry78]

tsk, you Americans and your McDonalds.

How come fat kids always wear garish hats?

 

[Abaddon]

lol

I think he's Canadian.

 

[deemar325]

How come fat kids always wear garish hats?

Hey you right!

I see alot of fat people wearing silly hats.

Maybe it's to distract from how fat they are?

 

[JLBats]

I think he's Canadian.

Flint, Michigan joined Canada, has it?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Johnnys in america, low-techs at the
Wheel
No-one needs anyone, they dont even
Just pretend
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

Johnny wants a brain, johnny wants to
Suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, johnny wants
To think of a joke
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

Johnnys in america, johnny looks up at
The stars
Johnny combs his hair and johnny
Wants ***** and cars
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

God is an american
Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world

Im afraid I cant help it

Im afraid I cant

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the words
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america
Johnnys in america


--- Bowie

 

[JLBats]

It's on Amerika's tortured brow/That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

 

[deemar325]

Johnnys in america, low-techs at the
Wheel
No-one needs anyone, they dont even
Just pretend
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

Johnny wants a brain, johnny wants to
Suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, johnny wants
To think of a joke
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

Johnnys in america, johnny looks up at
The stars
Johnny combs his hair and johnny
Wants ***** and cars
Johnnys in america

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america

God is an american
Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the world

Im afraid I cant help it

Im afraid I cant

Im afraid of americans
Im afraid of the words
Im afraid I cant help it
Im afraid I cant
Johnnys in america
Johnnys in america


--- Bowie

Even the queer thin duke knew too fear us.

 

[Abaddon]

Flint, Michigan joined Canada, has it?

I meant as a citizen,but thats not right either.I'm thinking of someone else.

 

[deemar325]

William Shatner?

He's a Canook.

 

[Abaddon]

Nah,one of those other people who comment on politics in America.

 

[deemar325]

Pundits?

Like Al Franken or Ann 'Harpy' Coulter?

 

[Abaddon]

one of those types,yes.

 

[deemar325]

You got me.

 

[bored]

Nah,one of those other people who comment on politics in America.

Jonty?