Batman
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Batman?! Jesus Christ...Bruce Wayne has friends in high places! No matter...I came prepared for worst-case scenarios. Though I never factored in a self-righteous vigilante in my plans.
"Batman, I presume," I state in a bored tone. "You'll have to forgive me for not being more excited. See, I've already got you figured out."
I relax my stance and lower my staff, using it as a cane now. I begin to pace slowly as Batman watches me warily.
"The bat motif is clearly some unconscious phobia manifesting itself...the need to travel through shadows and theatricality shows deep-seeded trust issues...and you fight crime because some horrible injustice was done to you, correct?"
After rattling off my observations, I try to stifle a yawn. I'm actually not as firm as I'm pretending to be, but I can't show fear...not around Batman, anyway. He feeds off it. So my bravado is helping to keep the field level.
I draw my revolver and aim it at Batman's chest. "That note was intended for Bruce Wayne. How you came across it, I don't know."
I pull back the hammer of the pistol.
"But nothing will stand in the way of my victory. And though I find it distasteful, if I have to kill...I won't hesitate."
I'm not bluffing, either. My plan wasn't to physically hurt anyone. But Batman poses a serious threat to my impending defeat of Bruce Wayne, and he must be eliminated from the equation.
"Riddle me this, Batman...how many bullets do you think I put into this gun?"
My finger twitches on the trigger before tightening slightly. I smirk.
"None."
My first instinct is to reach for a batarang. An easy disarming, at this close of range. But I'm not given the time, as the attacker pulls the trigger anyway. My heart skips a beat, only because I fear he'll hit Alfred in trying to take me down with the bullet. But my fears are turned confusion, as instead of a bullet, I'm greeted with a light. What in god's name happened?
I pull my cape up over my face, for a moment, to shield the blinding light. Alfred looks away too, his gag covering up the inevitable british swear that he utters in surprise, behind it. By the time I've looked up, again, the strangely dressed kidnapper has fled onto the bridge. I quickly run over to the side of the tower, and look down, to see what he's done.
A small fire's broke out, with little remnants of the remains of an automotive. A distraction...
My fist tightens, as I realize all that this madman's capable of is playing games with me. But that doesn't matter, now. I have a friend to attend to. Turning, I rush over to Alfred, and quickly snap his binds with the spikes of my gauntlets. Pulling the gag down, I kneel over, helping Alfred to his feet.
"Are you okay?", I ask, urgently.
"Little the worse for wear, nothing more, sir.", Alfred scoffs, brushing himself off. "Certainly nothing a nice spot of tea wouldn't cure."
I can't help but smile, a little, savoring the fact that Alfred's still alive. For a moment, I actually considered the possibility that I had lost another father. But this time, I was given a choice. And I thank every god out there for that.
"That blast on the bridge will be enough to summon the police. Until then, stay here, Alfred. I'll be back,", I acknowledge, looking past, then rushing out of the tower. "After I have a word with your would-be assailant."
"Oh, I wouldn't dream of leaving, at this height."
I nearly break down the east door, in anger, before making my way onto the bridge itself. Whatever this kidnapper's motive was, whether it be ransom or revenge, he's clearly went to alot of trouble on playing both Bruce Wayne... and to a lesser extent, Batman, for a fool. My appearance here tonight has rattled him, but I sincerely doubt that he's finished with his overall scheme. He had to have something bigger in mind... unless, he truly is as simplistic as he's let on.
It takes little more than a minute for me to spot the figure of a lime green leotarded figure, trying his best to manouver to the other side of the right tower. Taking out a line, I throw it to the top, and snag it. I'll only get one chance for this...
With a leap, I swing off of the bridge, and thrust myself forward. After reaching the halfway mark around the tower, I let go, and spread my cape, casting a large shadow of my namesake over the attacker. Before I even land, his look says it all: I've made him afraid. Which is exactly what I wanted.
Landing infront of him, I rush forward, and waste no time in delivering a roundhose kick, knocking him back into the tower. He hits it, hard, allowing me to gain the advantage. Though in truth, he doesn't look very strong, anyway.

"Why?! Why him?!", I demand, angrily. "Of all the people in this city you could've terrorized, you chose a random houseaide?!"
I try my absolute best not to make it sound personal. But damn it, it is.