Batman
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The barrel of my backup pistols pours out smoke into the snowy night as Joker stares at me. Blood starts to slowly pour out the wound in his shoulder.
"That was a warning shot, you bastard. Now put your hands behind your head and lay on the ground!"
The Joker was silent, placing a hand over his wound. That was the second time in one night he had been shot by a spoilsport in a badge, and he wasn't even going to go into the fact that Gordon was black. The madman chuckled to himself, lowering his head and closing his eyes. Irony upon irony filled this night, it seemed. A nutso corrupt cop tried to off Gordon, Joker took him out. But it was Joker himself that held a blade to the Captain's neck just minutes before. And while there was a police force scattered all around the woods, each one of them perfectly capable of assisting Gordon with the killer, they were all too busy hunting The Batman. It was all such delicious irony that The Joker couldn't help but grin, widely, as he looked once more upon the determined Captain.
"Oh, you silly goose. You poor, demented sap. Don't you get the joke, boy?", He asked, in a hateful hiss. "I saved your meaningless little life only to risk my own, at your hands. I, the man who gladly took tens of dozens... maybe hundreds of lives tonight, saved your life. And now you've got the gun pointed to me. Get it? Isn't it funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
As Gordon's gun lowered, even for a moment, in contemplation of the Harlequin of Hatred's words, The Joker wasted no time in seizing the opprotunity. Letting his now numbed arm go, The Joker threw his hand into his jacket, and pulled out an object so blindingly fast that Gordon didn't even see what had hit him, as the object struck the Captain across the head, and forced the gun out of his hands. As Gordon fell to the ground, and looked up, caught off guard, he watched as The Joker held up the weapon in question, as if proud of it's ludicrousy: A rubber chicken.
"Can't beat the classics.", The Joker stated, throwing the chicken into the air, and producing Gordon's own pistol in his hand. "Now, let's get back to where we were a few minutes ago, Captain. I believe I was just at this part!"
Gordon grimaced, as Joker pulled the trigger... but no shot came out. The madman looked down at his hands, as they became bound together by a tight cable, wrapping itself around with speeded force and precision. As the cable came to a stop, a tiny object became visible on it's end: A bat-shaped logo. The Joker turned, as the cable was pulled, violently, and dragged him off of his feet. There, on the other end of the vacant spot in the middle of Robinsion Park, stood The Dark Knight, his eyes glowing with hatred and his teeth clenched together in vengeful anger.
"I told you once,", I utter with a growl, bringing the madman to the ground with a forceful tug. "Your madness ends tonight!"
But I've already failed to hinder his efforts. A sickening array of disembowleded and decapitated corpses once belonging to men and women from the Gotham Police Force, in the woods behind me, only confirms that. So my rage can only be expressed through a tense, and painful attack on the man responsible. The Joker laughs once more, as I keep pulling him towards me, getting him as far away from Jim as possible.
I've never met a criminal like this. All the muggers and rapists out there expressed a genuine humanity and remorse in their actions. Even the ones like Harvey Dent and Victor Fries never took personal pleasure in the acts they've committed, or the lives they've slain. The Joker, however, has never stopped revelling in his own madness. From the very day I first encountered him, he's seemed to genuinely endorse and enjoy every murder, as if expressing some perverse obsession with the thought of taking a life.
It ends here, right now. The Joker's killed his last victim.
As he finally reaches me, I drop the cable, and lunge forward, grabbing him by his jacket. His head flies back, as he continues to chuckle to himself. I hit him once, hard, to make him stop. He doesn't. I hit him again. And again. Not even a hint of hindrance. Taking him over my head, I toss him into a nearby tree, as hard as I possibly can. Even as he lands, and his bones crack, he keeps laughing. It never ceases. And it's beginning to drive me insane.
"Why are you laughing?!", I scream at him, enraged, losing my concentration on the more important matter of apprehending the madman. "Those people are dead because of you!"
"I KNOW!", The Joker yells back, excitedly. "Isn't it just the pits?! Oh, think of all the loved ones they've left behind, Batman! Some of them probably even had kids! And now they'll never see their parents again! Never ever! Never ever ever! HAHAHAHAHA!"
This only seems to anger The Caped Crusader even further, as his eyes widen, but his rage never leaves, taking the Clown Prince of Crime and hurling him out of the woods, onto the patch of grass near Officer Merkel's corpse. He walks towards the madman, seemingly intent on further abuse towards the criminal... but stops, The Joker notices, when he sees the madman's own blood on his gloves. Lowering his hands, Batman seems to recoil, letting them slide back under his cape, away from visibility. Turning to the Captain, Batman seems calm, and collective, once more.
"Your men can do the work from here,", He acknowledges, before turning around, and taking off into the woods, seamlessly fading into the darkness of the night.
And all the more, The Joker chuckles to himself, getting onto his knees, but never attempting to escape, as Captain Gordon approaches him. He may be captured, finally, but he's more than content. Oh, how he's content with himself, tonight. Because once and for all, he finally did it. He finally managed to get under Batman's skin.

"T.T.F.N., Batfreak! Let's do it again, sometime!"