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[lixdexia]

Wait, we're still talking about porn?

no matter what we're talking about, we're always talking about porn

So, are you just trying to be a dick, or are there really like legitimate reasons why you would ever expect any kind of dissection of American politics in the same movie where Captain America sodomizes a female Red Skull while a Hitler look-like looks on in dismay, and then joins when he sees that America's cock has broken through all his anal nazi defenses?

1- that's not what happens, but i would watch that
2- no, in that specific instance my issue is that if you're going to do political satire, regardless of the medium in which you do it, you should have at least a basic understanding of what it is you're making fun of. the cap porn does not and relies on the flawed logic of its creators (i don't like republicans because i saw on a bumper sticker once that they're evil, i make porn, ergo everyone who watches porn must feel the same way.) it assumes the idiocy of its audience, and i have a problem with THAT.
3- **** your mother

 

[Mystirious]

Does that actually happen

I too am watching Hounds of Baskerville tonight. I am very excited, but even more excited about Reichenburg next week. Just reread The Final Problem in preparation.

It's going to be so good

The big confrontation between Holmes and Moriarty and I cannot wait to see how its going to happen

i need to watch that. i enjoyed the first episode of the show, but haven't seen any of it since. need to watch series 6 of doctor who also.

Irene Adler was epic amounts of hawtness

And you should definitely check out Doctor Who series six when you get the chance Lix it was so good

Sucks that its such a long wait until series seven this year though ;_;

 

[Tron Bonne]

2- no, in that specific instance my issue is that if you're going to do political satire, regardless of the medium in which you do it, you should have at least a basic understanding of what it is you're making fun of. the cap porn does not and relies on the flawed logic of its creators (i don't like republicans because i saw on a bumper sticker once that they're evil, i make porn, ergo everyone who watches porn must feel the same way.) it assumes the idiocy of its audience, and i have a problem with THAT.

Well, I mean, what you're saying makes sense and all, but at the same time, we're talking about porn. I mean, I doubt anyone outside yourself watching these things are putting a fraction of a thought into this. I doubt anyone making these things is putting a fraction of a thought into this. I mean, I don't know, it just seems strange that anyone would put this much thought in a superhero porn parody. I get that you think porn can be more, which I will agree with on a broader level, but come on. Come on.

3- **** your mother

Request denied.

 

[lixdexia]

Well, I mean, what you're saying makes sense and all, but at the same time, we're talking about porn. I mean, I doubt anyone outside yourself watching these things are putting a fraction of a thought into this. I doubt anyone making these things is putting a fraction of a thought into this. I mean, I don't know, it just seems strange that anyone would put this much thought in a superhero porn parody. I get that you think porn can be more, which I will agree with on a broader level, but come on. Come on.

well, not that one. the superman and batman ones were made with love for the sources, i just wish cap could get the same. my reaction when i watched it was "well this kinda sucks..." which i tried to convey in my intial post regarding the topic, but then parker wayne decided to talk down to everyone discussing the subject and i'm a dick, so...

Request denied.

aww, double damnit...

 

[Mystirious]

The Batman one was basically like watching an episode of the sixties show but with added sex

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

well, not that one. the superman and batman ones were made with love for the sources, i just wish cap could get the same. my reaction when i watched it was "well this kinda sucks..." which i tried to convey in my intial post regarding the topic, but then parker wayne decided to talk down to everyone discussing the subject and i'm a dick, so...
aww, double damnit...

I'm not trying to talk down to anyone (and I'm wondering how I did talk down to anyone), but these are supposed to be cheap porn knockoff of movies, and expecting anything than more than the usual is usually a setup for disappointment.

Let's think about it. We're expecting to be entertained by the non sex scenes of a superhero porn movie. I'm not saying there can't be any entertainment, but more likely, like tron Bonne said much better than I did, these movies are supposed to be cheap knockoffs looking to cash-in with little thought.

 

[Anubis]

I can solve this easily. Lix is wrong, Tronny is right. The only thing you should get out of porn is a gooey sense of satisfaction that you clean off your hands and chest with a towel and or a sock, a slight upchuck of shame, followed by deep sleep.

You want more, well, find you some strippers, a camera, and make your own.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=375421

Vote for your pal, Lunar!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wait, I missed a conversation about porn?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Porn? Where?

 

[Wolfwood]

Yeah, pretty Meh, though a lot of people liked the end.

 

[Darthphere]

So I'm reading all this CES coverage and some of this new tech is pretty awesome. Of course once you get pass the million tablets, ultra books, even flatter screen tv articles.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wow, tablets are already passé for you, Darth? You're such a hipster.

I love those old dickbags.

 

[Darthphere]

Wow, tablets are already passé for you, Darth? You're such a hipster.

No, not at all but there's literally like a million tablets now and none of them come close to the iPad sadly. I'm an Android guy but 95% of Android tablets range from **** to meh. The other 5% being decent to so close but here's a pretty major **** up that keeps it from being a viable competitor.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

What about the Transformer Prime?

But I agree with you about all the others. Android needs to find a flagship phone and Tablet and market the hell out of it. They're shooting themselves in the foot.

 

[Darthphere]

What about the Transformer Prime?

But I agree with you about all the others. Android needs to find a flagship phone and Tablet and market the hell out of it. They're shooting themselves in the foot.

The Transformer Prime looks like it could be "the tablet Android users have been waiting for" but we've heard that before.

I remember when Android wasn't a household name and then Motorolla released the Droid and that was THE Android phone. After that, well everything has an Android OS on it.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I blame Google for not taking more control of their product and having a looser business model. It's a shame because there's more you can do with the Android OS.

Plus, I have failed to see any of the Android tablets marketed as much as the ipad.

 

[lixdexia]

I can solve this easily. Lix is wrong, Tronny is right. The only thing you should get out of porn is a gooey sense of satisfaction that you clean off your hands and chest with a towel and or a sock, a slight upchuck of shame, followed by deep sleep.

You want more, well, find you some strippers, a camera, and make your own.

man...i'm so tired i don't even care enough to insult you right now.

Wait, I missed a conversation about porn?

every conversation is a conversation about porn if you believe...

No, not at all but there's literally like a million tablets now and none of them come close to the iPad sadly. I'm an Android guy but 95% of Android tablets range from **** to meh. The other 5% being decent to so close but here's a pretty major **** up that keeps it from being a viable competitor.

**** android, iOS is awesome

 

[sandwraith]

I'm probably getting a Galaxy Note by the end of this month. My phone is way overdue for an upgrade anyways I think I'd like to give it a try as both a phone and a tablet.

 

[Hush]

The only smart person that has anything to do with Android is George Lucas, man owns the copyright on the word Droid and gets a nice check every time one of those Droid commercials show up.

 

[Darthphere]

I blame Google for not taking more control of their product and having a looser business model. It's a shame because there's more you can do with the Android OS.

Plus, I have failed to see any of the Android tablets marketed as much as the ipad.

True. Now were seeing a new trend where tablet and phone makers are using their own version of Android. Look at the Kindle Fire. They need to take back the reigns a bit and pick and choose the best outlet for their OS.

Another good point. They don't market these things. I think I saw a few commercials for the Samsung Galaxy Tab back in the day but that's it. It also helps kill their product when they're pricing these things at the same price as an iPad or in some cases even more. I hate to go back to it but look at the Kindle Fire. By all accounts an average at best piece of tech that is widely successful because of the price.

**** android, iOS is awesome

i Own ****.

 

[Mystirious]

I love those old dickbags t:

They're

I loves me some Statler and Waldorf. I think all dvds should come with a commentary by them as one of the special features

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

They're

I loves me some Statler and Waldorf. I think all dvds should come with a commentary by them as one of the special features

Greatest idea ever.

 

[Mystirious]

It would improve so many movies and tv shows so much

 

[Hush]

That's actually and ingenious idea. I would like a review show with them, just like a six episode season but it would be on like Best Picture Nominees or something.