The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.6

[Tron Bonne]

Trying explain what Green Lantern is.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, like the fact that your friends never watched JL. That show was f***ing awesome!

I'm aware of that absolute fact. You know what they watched instead? American Idol. Everytime I saw them,

DID YOU SEE IDOL LAST NIGHT?!?

No. Did you see Justice League?

uhhhhh, no, why you watching kiddie toons?

Cuz I'm not a c**t that's why.

 

[Hound55]

Try explaining why The Green Lantern isn't Black to your militant cousin.

Turns out "The Man" was a little blue dude who lived on Oa...

 

[Charlie Boy]

I'm aware of that absolute fact. You know what they watched instead? American Idol. Everytime I saw them, DID YOU SEE IDOL LAST NIGHT?!?

No. Did you see Justice League?

uhhhhh, no, why you watching kiddie toons?

Cuz I'm not a c**t that's why.

Damn straight.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm aware of that absolute fact. You know what they watched instead? American Idol. Everytime I saw them,

DID YOU SEE IDOL LAST NIGHT?!?

No. Did you see Justice League?

uhhhhh, no, why you watching kiddie toons?

Cuz I'm not a c**t that's why.

That is gonna be my response to anyone who questions why I still watch so many cartoons from now on.

I have thankfully avoided having too many friends who are into American Idol thus far. Although one of the people from my previous job whom I still hang out with is dangerously into Jersey Shore. I now know some of those *****ebags' names, God help me. I may have to cut her loose before too long...

 

[Anubis]

Ugh, my brother and his wife have gotten into that s**t. At least they know better not to bug me about it.


I have managed to get them to watch shows like Skins(UK), IT Crowd, and a ton of other s**t. So, It balances out in the end.

 

[Charlie Boy]

...You watch Skins Nubsy? What about Misfits?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm trying to get that same Batman/Empty Nest friend to check out Breaking Bad right now. It's more a matter of not having the actual DVDs to lend him than anything else, though. He's definitely open to it because he and I have pretty similar TV tastes. Dude's actually watching Beast Wars again right now, and I already told him I'd hook him up with ReBoot when the full series box set is released at the end of this month.

 

[Anubis]

That's the thing, I never even seen Skins, but I can be very convincing about stuff I know very little about. I could be the black Billy Mays!

Edit: I was gonna go with a "I already have a coke problem, so I'm halfway there!" joke, but really, that would just be in bad taste.

 

[Hound55]

That is gonna be my response to anyone who questions why I still watch so many cartoons from now on.

I have thankfully avoided having too many friends who are into American Idol thus far. Although one of the people from my previous job whom I still hang out with is dangerously into Jersey Shore. I now know some of those *****ebags' names, God help me. I may have to cut her loose before too long...

The only correct response to that question, when someone has just asked if you watched Idol or Jersey Shore, is a punch in the face.

It sounds a little extreme but it's the only way these people will learn.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm a nonviolent man. I have to be. I'm fat, I have an obligation to appear jovial.

 

[Hound55]

Feel free to give a hearty "Ho, Ho, Ho" while they're crumpled on the floor.

 

[Mystirious]

Like some kind of ass kicking Santa Claus

I'm aware of that absolute fact. You know what they watched instead? American Idol. Everytime I saw them,

DID YOU SEE IDOL LAST NIGHT?!?

No. Did you see Justice League?

uhhhhh, no, why you watching kiddie toons?

Cuz I'm not a c**t that's why.

And this 'Nubs is why you are amazing and epic

Hmm, I was watching Cheers yesterday and saw Roz pop up in a bit part in an episode. Watching a Married with Children episode and the guy who played the chef critic in Frasier just popped up in a bit role. I smell...conspiracy.

Konspirazee!

 

[chamber-music]

DIC made every awesome cartoon and kids show around in the 80s and 90s.

and that's what makes this whole mess a quagmire.....Americans complain about immigrants taking the jobs, but want cheap food

anytime someone *****es about things being "Made in America", I ask if they are ready to pay triple for it

True that. Sme thing happens over here.

Ugh, my brother and his wife have gotten into that s**t. At least they know better not to bug me about it.


I have managed to get them to watch shows like Skins(UK), IT Crowd, and a ton of other s**t. So, It balances out in the end.

The guy who plays Roy in the IT CROWD is the latest Judd Apatow crew member.

 

[Drz]

Hey! I just noticed it's my 9 year anniversary today! Woot!

Woot!

I love how some clueless gaming sites have mentioned the Red Robin costume and guessed that maybe it's Dick's. Ah, the intellectual superiority of knowing about s*** from a tiny niche market.

I hope some clerk will say "yeah well what about Kingdom Come" and surprise you, positive surprise because he's read a good comic?!

Hey, at least it must've been refreshing to come at that from the opposite end of the spectrum. How many times have you had to explain why the GL movie features some white dude instead of the "real, black GL"?

Haha i saw this one guy blaming Stan Lee for whitewashing Green Lantern, oh general audience!

I'm aware of that absolute fact. You know what they watched instead? American Idol. Everytime I saw them,

DID YOU SEE IDOL LAST NIGHT?!?

No. Did you see Justice League?

uhhhhh, no, why you watching kiddie toons?

Cuz I'm not a c**t that's why.

.

 

[chamber-music]

Xavier and Erik are very dedicated to their cause

 

[Roose Bolton]

Xavier and Erik are very dedicated to their cause

 

[Mystirious]

Xavier and Erik are very dedicated to their cause

I would totally watch a mivie about Xavier and Magneto getting drunk and partying while pretending to look for mutants

It would be called Charles and Erik's X-Cellent Adventure and it would be a triumph of a film

 

[Manic]

I did find it strange that there had to be tons of young mutants out there to recruit, but Charles & Erik paid for a private lap dance from the young hot mutant stripper.

 

[Mystirious]

I did find it strange that there had to be tons of young mutants out there to recruit, but Charles & Erik paid for a private lap dance from the young hot mutant stripper.

And i am sure they took their time while they were there. I really doubt they were in any hurry to leave

 

[fifthfiend]

I did find it strange that there had to be tons of young mutants out there to recruit, but Charles & Erik paid for a private lap dance from the young hot mutant stripper.

I find it to be the opposite of strange.

It is practically the pinnacle of things which are in no way difficult to understand at all.

 

[Manic]

And i am sure they took their time while they were there. I really doubt they were in any hurry to leave

They made themselves nice & comfortable and ordered drinks. I'm sure if that scene continued for just five seconds longer, we would've heard Charles say, "Nice wings. Now show us your ****."

I find it to be the opposite of strange.

It is practically the pinnacle of things which are in no way difficult to understand at all.

It's difficult to understand when Charles and Erik are involved. I spent the whole movie wondering if they were into women or each other-- though I guess that makes it fairly comic accurate.

 

[Mystirious]

I am almost positive those three had a wild mutant threesome

I find it to be the opposite of strange.

It is practically the pinnacle of things which are in no way difficult to understand at all.

The film had to cut out the scenes where they visited six other strip clubs four sex clubs and a brothel. All while trying to 'recruit mutants' of course

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They made themselves nice & comfortable and ordered drinks. I'm sure if that scene continued for just five seconds longer, we would've heard Charles say, "Nice wings. Now show us your ****."



It's difficult to understand when Charles and Erik are involved. I spent the whole movie wondering if they were into women or each other-- though I guess that makes it fairly comic accurate.

Learning that Chuck was a massive poon hound with terrible lines in college made me very uncomfortable.

 

[Mystirious]

Learning that Chuck was a massive poon hound with terrible lines in college made me very uncomfortable.

He really was wasn't he

How many women has he mind wiped to avoid having to call them the next day