The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.3

[BlackLantern]

Scott and Orion have gone fishin'

 

[Franklin Richards]

It's the Turner lips.

 

[Mystirious]

Have I mentioned how much I love Edward Asner as Granny Goodness? Genius casting there.

Lame that Mister Miracle's costume appears but he doesn't, though. Mister Miracle is like a hundred times cooler than his wife.

Awwww Barda needs love too

If Wonder Woman ever wanted to really take out Superman, she'd show up with a bunch of enchanted weapons. Ol' Clark can still get cut by a magic sword.

And she would cut him

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Okay, so I know Wonder Woman doesn't permanently carry any other weapons besides her lasso because serious weapons would kind of go against her "warrior for peace" schtick, but she's literally always cooler with a sword.

 

[Mystirious]

Big Barda is awesome

Darn right she is

Barda and Knockout are my favouritest Female Furies

 

[BlackLantern]

Okay, so I know Wonder Woman doesn't permanently carry any other weapons besides her lasso because serious weapons would kind of go against her "warrior for peace" schtick, but she's literally always cooler with a sword.

she should always carry that pigsticker around

 

[Charlie Boy]

Okay, so I know Wonder Woman doesn't permanently carry any other weapons besides her lasso because serious weapons would kind of go against her "warrior for peace" schtick, but she's literally always cooler with a sword.

I agree. I mean, police officers are there to "keep the peace" they still carry around guns though. I wouldn't mind seeing Diana rock her sword more often. Swords are underrated.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

HAHAHAHAHA, Wonder Woman kicked Granny Goodness in the crotch!

 

[Assassin]

If Wonder Woman ever wanted to really take out Superman, she'd show up with a bunch of enchanted weapons. Ol' Clark can still get cut by a magic sword.

which he can outrun with super speed and melt with his eyes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wonder Woman's about as fast as Superman, Assy McGee.

 

[lixdexia]

Wonder Woman's about as fast as Superman, Assy McGee.

and in a perfect world, neither of them should be able to match the flash even on a bad day, silver age races be damned

 

[Charlie Boy]

They should change that.

 

[Mystirious]

Okay, so I know Wonder Woman doesn't permanently carry any other weapons besides her lasso because serious weapons would kind of go against her "warrior for peace" schtick, but she's literally always cooler with a sword.

True 'dat

Scott and Orion have gone fishin'

Fishing with omega beams

 

[Anubis]

No, they shouldn't.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Why not?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

and in a perfect world, neither of them should be able to match the flash even on a bad day, silver age races be damned

They haven't been able to in a while. At least not Wally. I don't know what's going on with Barry now, although I can't imagine Johns would leave him less powerful than Wally, a.k.a. "that other Flash who no longer matters."

 

[Anubis]

Why not?

Cuz the Flash is Speed man. That's his thing. They don't need to be as fast as he is. May as well give them GL rings and Helmets of Fate and water hands.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Cuz the Flash is Speed man. That's his thing. They don't need to be as fast as he is. May as well give them GL rings and Helmets of Fate and water hands.

Nah nah nah, I'm saying Diana should be slower than Superman. I was replying to Corp, not Lix.

 

[Assassin]

wally is the fastest

it goes like this (a list characters, i don't know about jessie quick or Max)

1. Wally
2. Barry/Bart
3. Superman/Jay Garret
4. Wonder Woman

 

[Anubis]

Nah nah nah, I'm saying Diana should be slower than Superman. I was replying to Corp, not Lix.

Ohhhh, well, she is.

 

[Mystirious]

HAHAHAHAHA, Wonder Woman kicked Granny Goodness in the crotch!

She aight.

She is like a possum

You know she is

And I feel like there's a lot of homoerotic overtones in this movie. A lot. More than most superhero stuff, even.

Yep there totally are t:

 

[Charlie Boy]

Ohhhh, well, she is.

Cool.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know what Corpy was talkin' about. She's fast, yes. She's got some of the speed of Mercury. But not the full speed of Mercury (Who looks like a Snail with Down's Syndrome compared to the Flash. And by "Flash" I mean Wally) Don't get me wrong, Supes isn't that far ahead of her, but he is ahead of her. No, if she wins a fight with Supes it's because of her being a far better fighter than he is.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

wally is the fastest

it goes like this (a list characters, i don't know about jessie quick or Max)

1. Wally
2. Barry/Bart
3. Superman/Jay Garret
4. Wonder Woman

No, it goes like this:

1. Barry Allen
2. Barry Allen
3. Barry Allen
4. Professor Zoom
5. Everyone else

So speaketh The Johns.

 

[BlackLantern]

Nah nah nah, I'm saying Diana should be slower than Superman. I was replying to Corp, not Lix.

o so you hate women now?