The Virginity Question

[B.A. Baracus]

Oh, right, my bad.

He sure looks happy to be having his 'shoe laces tied'

I hope my fiance ties my shoe laces tonight.

 

[Calvin]

Oh, right, my bad.

He sure looks happy to be having his 'shoe laces tied'

I hope my fiance ties my shoe laces tonight.

Here I am trying to give good sex advice, and you have to turn it into something dirty and all about sex. For shame!

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I never started it, Calvin and his lace tying ho did.

 

[Calvin]

I never started it, Calvin and his lace tying ho did.

If tying shoelaces makes you a ho, then man, I really wish my last girlfriend was more of a ho. I got about 4-5 months of shoe-tying, then she decided that our relationship was solid enough that it wasn't necessary anymore. I made no such concession, nor would she have accepted it. Which really didn't seem fair to me, tying a guy's shoe laces seems like it'd be less orally tiring than tying a girl's shoelaces. Even if they're equal, I kept tying shoelaces and my laces remained untied. Bum deal, man.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

If tying shoelaces makes you a ho, then man, I really wish my last girlfriend was more of a ho. I got about 4-5 months of shoe-tying, then she decided that our relationship was solid enough that it wasn't necessary anymore. I made no such concession, nor would she have accepted it. Which really didn't seem fair to me, tying a guy's shoe laces seems like it'd be less orally tiring than tying a girl's shoelaces. Even if they're equal, I kept tying shoelaces and my laces remained untied. Bum deal, man.

That is a pretty bum deal, without being too explicit i agree that tying a womans 'shoe laces' is much more tiring (i would imagine) than tying a mans 'shoe laces'. It can really ache a man's tongue 'tying a womans shoe laces'.

But if your willing to recieve, you really gotta give it back, thats totally unfair, and pretty selfish of her.

 

[Calvin]

That is a pretty bum deal, without being too explicit i agree that tying a womans 'shoe laces' is much more tiring (i would imagine) than tying a mans 'shoe laces'. It can really ache a man's tongue 'tying a womans shoe laces'.

But if your willing to recieve, you really gotta give it back, thats totally unfair, and pretty selfish of her.

Well, hence her being an ex-girlfriend and all that. Not that that was the reason, but it was definitely a contributing factor in our sex life falling apart. You can't expect me to keep up the same level of enthusiasm when I'm not being met with the same level of enthusiasm. But hey, trials and tribulations of sex in a relationship. Like I said, it can be just as complicated as the "getting along" side of relationships. Just as important, just as complicated, just as frustrating, just as wonderful.

 

[Erzengel]

Well, a while ago there was this girl that I was starting to get to know and was spending a lot of time with. I knew by the way that she acted around me that she liked and was interested, and even though I kinda liked her, we were just friends and I wasn't quite ready or willing for something more. But after a couple of weeks, she asked if I wanted to eskimo kiss while we were at school. I turned her down because, as innocent as it seemed, I felt like something more would happen and it wasn't really any kind of territory that I wanted to tread in at that time. I know sex is different, and part of me regrets doing what I did to her, but I'm glad I didn't go for it then because a month later we stopped talking and she really changed.

You're 22 right? Did this happen in high school?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

i tink jerzey shoire iz da cauze 2 teeen preggers

 

[SpideyVille]

You're 22 right? Did this happen in high school?

No, it was about a year ago.

 

[Darthphere]

Did someone in this thread say eskimo kiss? Seriously?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You dissing the eskimo kissing?

Noses need love too.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Some women can't have sex due to her p***** troll.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

whats a p***** troll?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

whats a p***** troll?

You know? Every girl's parents put a p**** troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex. And so even though they totally wants to have sex with men, they can't because the troll will bite it off. Troll gets peed out of a girl's body on her 21st birthday.

 

[Hound55]

Some women can't have sex due to her p***** troll.

Listerfiend is a punk-ass as well...

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I gotta get me one of those for my daughters.

Gonna check the Argos.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Listerfiend is a punk-ass as well...

Listerfiend!

I gotta get me one of those for my daughters.

Gonna check the Argos.

Get the mouth troll too!

But don't get it from Argos, they have a habit for dying.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

good idea i never thought of the mouth troll.

Probably best not to get it from Argos. I'll try poundland.

 

[Darthphere]

I've never heard someone refuse an eskimo kiss for fear of it leading to something else.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I've never heard someone refuse an eskimo kiss for fear of it leading to something else.

I gave an eskimo kiss, which lead to snot all over my face.

 

[Watson]

eskimo kissing is a gateway sexual activity.

 

[SpideyVille]

I've never heard someone refuse an eskimo kiss for fear of it leading to something else.

Well now you have.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

eskimo kissing is a gateway sexual activity.

It is?

I can honestly say i've never been eskimo kissed and thought 'get in my bed you filthy adder'

'who be thy daddy'

All from a little nose rub.

 

[Watson]

Common, first it's eskimo kisses and then it escalates to all sorts of nasty things.

 

[Erzengel]

No, it was about a year ago.

You make a strong case.

Eskimo kissing can lead to hugging and from there probably high fives and that's not the type of girl you wanna be with.