The WTF Moments Of Spider-Man 3

[Keymaker]

The basketball scene. I got home at three in the morning, and popped in sm1 and 2 thinking i missed something or forgot about it, but there was no mention of Peter and Harry playing basketball. WTF

Since that is just a regular thing that most dudes do, I don't think it had to be shown in a movie. They probably did that prior to the first movies' events.

 

[dark_b]

Oh, for some reason I thought it was his hovercraft.

The Jonah thing was definately funny, I laughed heartily, just thought it was almost too silly to exist.

but it was

 

[Infini]

Oh, for some reason I thought it was his hovercraft.

The Jonah thing was definately funny, I laughed heartily, just thought it was almost too silly to exist.

No, I'm pretty sure it was his hovercraft... with like two steel blades at the end of it. Couldn't mistake Venom holding and thrusting a snowboard into Harry's chest for more than 20 seconds, I'm sure.

 

[primemover]

No, I'm pretty sure it was his hovercraft... with like two steel blades at the end of it. Couldn't mistake Venom holding and thrusting a snowboard into Harry's chest for more than 20 seconds, I'm sure.

Then Patent Pending has some 'splainin' to do!

 

[Jerry!]

My bad you guys are right. It was right before that when Venom was about to stab Peter with sharpened steel then Harry stopped him, and Venom grabbed the hovercraft.

 

[Golgo-13]

I can't say it enough; those annoying little kids at the end. I mean Jeez, they used every lame 'cool' word except "cowabunga". I though i was watching TMNT or Power Rangers for a sec.

And wft are kids that young doing out that late at night anyway..?

God, you know those little bastards had to be related to someone in the moivie to get their scene kept in the movie...

 

[sylabdul]

when the suit crawled OVER spidey's suit, then later i guess it...became the suit? i thought the original was always under the symbiote.....wtf?

 

[primemover]

I can't say it enough; those annoying little kids at the end. I mean Jeez, they used every lame 'cool' word except "cowabunga". I though i was watching TMNT or Power Rangers for a sec.

And wft are kids that young doing out that late at night anyway..?

God, you know those little bastards had to be related to someone in the moivie to get their scene kept in the movie...

There are a couple of Raimi children in the movie.

Emma Raimi ... Girl with Camera
Lorne Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #1
Henry Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #2

 

[primemover]

I also like how the meteor bringing the symboite landed so softly, as if it were made of cottonballs.

 

[Lauryn2000]

All that darn CRYING

Being a female even the crying was getting out of hand

Breaking into Song and Dance.............WHY????

 

[Mr. Credible]

how about when "Edward Brock Jr." first met Capt. Stacy?

"hi, my name is eddie... edward brock jr, sir... blah blah blah. your daughter is about to fall to her death, nice to meet you. by the way, i'm dating her."

and the butler (is it bernard?) scene. goodness gracious.

sloppy writing.

 

[Mr. Credible]

There are a couple of Raimi children in the movie.

Emma Raimi ... Girl with Camera
Lorne Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #1
Henry Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #2

well, that explains how that got in.

"wicked cool!"?

seriously? what was raimi thinking? a simple (and so much less corny) "whoa!" or something would have sufficed.

 

[Lauryn2000]

There are a couple of Raimi children in the movie.

Emma Raimi ... Girl with Camera
Lorne Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #1
Henry Raimi ... Boy at the Final Battle #2

Don't forget Sam's brother who works for Jameson,only handful of lines this time,"We're hip and now"---Daily Bugle ads

Plus it looked like in the credits another one of Raimi's siblings was in production or direction assistant.

 

[dark_b]

well, that explains how that got in.

"wicked cool!"?

seriously? what was raimi thinking? a simple (and so much less corny) "whoa!" or something would have sufficed.

raimi went over the top with this movie . extreme over the line.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

The whole movie made me wonder WTF why could raimi make a better film in 2 years, and a significant budget cut??

 

[Buttman]

Not really thinking about all of the plot holes and bad writing, the thing that made me seriously WTF?! was when Peter suddenly appeared on the piano, and showed his mad jazz skillz. It was so damn camp. I don't even know what Maguire was thinking. I don't know what Raimi was thinking. Did he do it on purpose?

That, and the part mentioned already where Harry disappeared in the cafe. I started laughing in the audience over how bad it was.

 

[War Party]

What film school did you attend? That's one of the most ridiculous things I ever heard.

1 out of 100 film makers actually make money actually making films.

And that is most certainly not the reason to make a film. That kind of reasoning places you in the same room as Uwe Boll (creator of such greats as: Blood Rayne, Dungeon Siege, Alone in the Dark, Postal and Far cry)... Considered by many to be the worst film maker ever... right next to George Lucas.

You make films to tell a story... That doesn't make you a jerk. Making horrible, poorly thought out or poorly executed films to make money... That makes you a jerk.

You joined just to tell me that? I feel honored. Dude, I'm relaying what they told me in school. I don't make films anyway, I'm in audio. So there goes your Uwe Boll comparison. And said all that in reference to people saying that they put all this stuff in the movie just to make money and I just said pretty much "yeah. that's what they're doing, because making money is one of top 3 reasons they made this movie." Plus, the whole making money thing was probably the professor's opinion, so you can say he's wrong. So just calm down and don't get your panties in bunch over something someone said on a messageboard. People these days.

 

[SuperFerret]

MJ's singing 'voice'.

 

[POWdER-man]

Where do I begin.....

-All the crying = def.
-Parker pulling his hair in front of his eyes to become emo........lmao....why does that make u evil?
- Sandman's abrupt cease of fighting and move into being a storyteller (which i learned about his wife and daughters deleted scene afterwards)
- Peter being able to take the suit off and on no problem, then has to rip it off in the belltower. - Further addition = His random "i'll go up to the top of the church to think, in full on spidey outfit just to take it off there.
-Like everyone else - the butler.
- Why Uncle Ben always looked like he was crying when he was sitting in the car in flashbacks.
- OH! and the most major thing of all. Pumpkin bomb blows up....and harry becomes Two-face. I was 1/2 (pun intended) expecting Batman to show up and whoop his ass. Not to mention, he lived from that hideous explosion after getting his azz ravaged by Peter. And furthermore if anyone else here has ever played with fire you know the first thing that ignites is hair. Yet Mr. Franco kept it all. *sigh* Godbless Nolan and his realism.

That REALLY bugged me.....did he even try to take it off before that and couldn't or did I miss that scene completely?.....

The butler scene was TOO convenient and just thrown in there to make it work....just lazy writing....

I kept on thinking about the two face analogy everytime I saw him....grrr....this was like what......a day after it happened and all he had from a bomb blown up next to him was his face somehow melted....with no burns, sores, wounds, or bandages and he had ALL his hair....but he falls off his glider and bumped his head and he is in the ****ing hospital and nearly died....

Brock going into the church and praying to god to kill Peter Parker.....ummm.....WTF

EDIT: Oh yeah the piano scene.....sigh....

EDIT EDIT: The soft landing of the meteorite.....ummm do you know what a meteorite the size of a basketball could do....they were like what 30 feet away and they didn't notice....

I CAN'T believe I forgot the kids saying wicked cool..... I actually mind-choked Raimi at that point........

Sigh the Brant/Peter scene when they are inches away....ummm ok....

Although I thought the scene was funny...the table rigged to shake and buzz every time she pages him....jeez that would give me a heart attack....

The crying and emo look didn't bother me as much but it was still awkward.....

 

[futureknight]

Most of my wtf moments have been covered here, so I'll just add the one that is inexplicable to me...

no ending web swinging sequence... WTF ?????

 

[GSFOR]

Most of my wtf moments have been covered here, so I'll just add the one that is inexplicable to me...

no ending web swinging sequence... WTF ?????

YEAH! wtf....WTF....WTF

 

[Secret_Riddle]

the music in the second harry vs. peter fight ruined what could have been the most emotionally charged fight in the movie.

 

[El Payaso]

WTF

First scenes with Spiderman and first action sequence - which btw took forever to arrive - showed lots LOTS of re-cycled CGI moments from previous movies... WTF! Didn't they have budget enough to make new material? I don't remember too well but I think the whole building/Gwen sequence was 80% re-cycled CGI Spiderman.

WTF.

 

[primemover]

Oh, I remember another one:

When Peter first started to go 'Red Krytonite' in the movie, and was walking down the street, all the women that passed him by seemed to be checking him out, but then a bit later they were all looking at him in disgust. Maybe it was by that time he was acting like a jackass, but it seemed weird to me.

 

[dethwalker]

First, my WTF moment

-- the "saving Gwen" sequence; in addition to the aforementioned exchange between Captain Stacy and Eddie, my gripe is -- this crane is malfunctioning and looks about ready to fall, a giant beam is swinging uncontrollably and smashing into the building, but after Spidey saves Gwen everything is apparently all magically resolved

Now, to rebut some of the WTFs others have mentioned:

-- The butler reveals what he knows -- at first I had an issue with that as well, but then I thought that Bernard probably couldnt' have told Harry about that because he didnt' know what Harry knew about his father
-- Spidey/Brock crossing paths at the church -- don't any of you remember the line "You want forgiveness? Find religion."
-- Eddie repeating his name -- I didn't see this as so much about reminding the audience of his name as it was meant to show that Eddie is either high on himself or kind of weird (in this vein, I wasn't quite sure about Eddie/Gwen's relationship; did he think there was more there than she did?)
-- "That was our kiss!" -- not so sure about this one; I didn't object to it in a WTF way so much as "You didn't seem to have a problem kissing John like that." But then again, she didn't know that John WASN'T Spidey

And, to echo the others -- no ending web sequence? WTF? I waited nearly 2.5 hours to see Spidey triumphantly swing through the city with a reprise of "Farewell" playing in the background.