World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

[DarkKnightJRK]

Spun-off from the Batman version over on the BB boards, what are some stuff that you'll never hear Spidey say? Here's some ideas:

"Man, Gwen deserved to die."

"I have aracnidphobia."

"I've had enough of this Spider stuff, now you can call me...PINK BUNNY-MAN!!!"

Let's hear some more!

 

[The Joker]

"Jonah Jameson always prints the truth in his paper"

 

[ock220]

"Can you sew my Spider-man suit Aunt May."

 

[American_Hobo]

I love you Mr.Jameson

 

[NeonMessiah]

"Wanna see my webshooter?"


"Does this costume make my butt look big?"



(To the NY Beautification Society) "Webs? What webs?"



"Look! Up in the sky......."



"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"



"I lasted two minutes with Bone Saw, and only 30 seconds with Mary Jane ... hmm, there may be more to liking spandex than I thought....."



"I'm thinking of fighting crime in the country...."



yadda yadda yadda! lol

 

[American_Hobo]

I'm better than Superman

 

[Dagon22]

"I'm afraid of heights..."
"Man, I so totally look exactly like a spider."
"Something's tingling, but it's not my spider sense..."
"I'm just using MJ for the free cake. God, is that good cake..."
----------------------------------------------------
-I swear to God, you've got knickers on your head!

 

[American_Hobo]

Man, she looks bettet than Mary Jane....

I can kick Superman's *ss

Do I looks sexy with these tights?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"(To Wolverine) We're all over in the Marvel Universe, why don't we get all over EACH OTHER?!" *smooch smooch*

It's sick, twisted, and wrong, I know, which is the reason why I like it.

 

[Spike_x1]

Peter: "I hope you like it at the old folk's home Aunt May"

Carnage: "I think I need therapy."

Osborn: "I guess Peter Parker isn't really such a bad guy after all."

Venom: "Can I have your autograph, Spider-man?"

 

[American_Hobo]

Venom: "Can I have your autograph, Spider-man?"[/QUOTE]

good one

 

[iminsane31]

"Who am I? I'm man-spider."

 

[Dark Carnage]

"It's a good job Uncle Ben died when he did, I was running out of excuses for what all those magazines under my bed were for."

 

[American_Hobo]

"It's a good job Uncle Ben died when he did, I was running out of excuses for what all those magazines under my bed were for."

good one

 

[Elijya]

Venom: "I want to eat your brains - with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

 

[American_Hobo]

Eddie Brock :
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words.
With great power comes great responsibility, this is my gift, my curse.
Who am I? I'm Venom - Man.

 

[General_Grievous]

"I am the real Peter Parker, and Aunt May was my clone!"

 

[Bat Brain]

''so ock, are you hiding any other tentacles that i should know about?''

 

[General_Grievous]

"it rides up in the crotch a little bit...wait, i dont have a crotch"

 

[Venom Drool]

"mary jane...i'm....im gay"
"what?"
"hahah im kidding kidding...just bi..just bi...no worries..."

 

[American_Hobo]

"mary jane...i'm....im gay"
"what?"
"hahah im kidding kidding...just bi..just bi...no worries..."

good one

 

[CConn]

"mary jane...i'm....im gay"
"what?"
"hahah im kidding kidding...just bi..just bi...no worries..."

...for some reason, it reminds me of Jayne.

 

[Silver Sable]

Please exuse my language but here's what he'll DEFINITELY not say........

1. F***
2. S***
3. Hell
4. Ass
5. Damn
6. B***h

 

[Alexia Dark]

...for some reason, it reminds me of Jayne.

Well, we both know that reason...

Any way, back on topic...

Peter: How you doin'?

(I know, it's lame, but I don't care.)

 

[American_Hobo]

Peter Parker : Give me all your money right now