World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

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  1. DarkKnightJRK

    DarkKnightJRK Registered

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    Spun-off from the Batman version over on the BB boards, what are some stuff that you'll never hear Spidey say? Here's some ideas:

    "Man, Gwen deserved to die."

    "I have aracnidphobia."

    "I've had enough of this Spider stuff, now you can call me...PINK BUNNY-MAN!!!"

    Let's hear some more! :D
     
    #1 DarkKnightJRK, Dec 5, 2004
  2. The Joker

    The Joker The Clown Prince of Crime

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    "Jonah Jameson always prints the truth in his paper" :p :D
     
    #2 The Joker, Dec 5, 2004
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    "Can you sew my Spider-man suit Aunt May." :D ;)
     
    #3 ock220, Dec 5, 2004
  4. American_Hobo

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    I love you Mr.Jameson
     
    #4 American_Hobo, Dec 5, 2004
  5. NeonMessiah

    NeonMessiah Guest

    "Wanna see my webshooter?"


    "Does this costume make my butt look big?"



    (To the NY Beautification Society) "Webs? What webs?"



    "Look! Up in the sky......."



    "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"



    "I lasted two minutes with Bone Saw, and only 30 seconds with Mary Jane ... hmm, there may be more to liking spandex than I thought....."



    "I'm thinking of fighting crime in the country...."



    yadda yadda yadda! lol
     
    #5 NeonMessiah, Dec 5, 2004
  6. American_Hobo

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    I'm better than Superman
     
    #6 American_Hobo, Dec 5, 2004
  7. Dagon22

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    "I'm afraid of heights..."
    "Man, I so totally look exactly like a spider."
    "Something's tingling, but it's not my spider sense..."
    "I'm just using MJ for the free cake. God, is that good cake..."
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    -I swear to God, you've got knickers on your head!
     
    #7 Dagon22, Dec 5, 2004
  8. American_Hobo

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    Man, she looks bettet than Mary Jane....

    I can kick Superman's *ss

    Do I looks sexy with these tights?
     
    #8 American_Hobo, Dec 5, 2004
  9. DarkKnightJRK

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    "(To Wolverine) We're all over in the Marvel Universe, why don't we get all over EACH OTHER?!" *smooch smooch*

    It's sick, twisted, and wrong, I know, which is the reason why I like it. :D
     
    #9 DarkKnightJRK, Dec 5, 2004
  10. Spike_x1

    Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    Peter: "I hope you like it at the old folk's home Aunt May"

    Carnage: "I think I need therapy."

    Osborn: "I guess Peter Parker isn't really such a bad guy after all."

    Venom: "Can I have your autograph, Spider-man?"
     
    #10 Spike_x1, Dec 5, 2004
  11. American_Hobo

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    Venom: "Can I have your autograph, Spider-man?"[/QUOTE]

    good one
     
    #11 American_Hobo, Dec 6, 2004
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    "Who am I? I'm man-spider." :D
     
    #12 iminsane31, Dec 6, 2004
  13. Dark Carnage

    Dark Carnage Leo Zeppelin

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    "It's a good job Uncle Ben died when he did, I was running out of excuses for what all those magazines under my bed were for."

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 Dark Carnage, Dec 6, 2004
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    good one
     
    #14 American_Hobo, Dec 6, 2004
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    Venom: "I want to eat your brains - with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
     
    #15 Elijya, Dec 6, 2004
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    Eddie Brock :
    Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words.
    With great power comes great responsibility, this is my gift, my curse.
    Who am I? I'm Venom - Man.
     
    #16 American_Hobo, Dec 6, 2004
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    "I am the real Peter Parker, and Aunt May was my clone!"
     
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    ''so ock, are you hiding any other tentacles that i should know about?'' ;)
     
    #18 Bat Brain, Dec 6, 2004
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    "it rides up in the crotch a little bit...wait, i dont have a crotch"
     
    #19 General_Grievous, Dec 6, 2004
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    "mary jane...i'm....im gay"
    "what?"
    "hahah im kidding kidding...just bi..just bi...no worries..."
     
    #20 Venom Drool, Dec 6, 2004
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    good one
     
    #21 American_Hobo, Dec 6, 2004
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    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    ...for some reason, it reminds me of Jayne. :o
     
    #22 CConn, Dec 6, 2004
  23. Silver Sable

    Silver Sable Wild Pack Commander

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    Please exuse my language but here's what he'll DEFINITELY not say........

    1. F***
    2. S***
    3. Hell
    4. Ass
    5. Damn
    6. B***h
     
    #23 Silver Sable, Dec 6, 2004
  24. Alexia Dark

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    Well, we both know that reason...

    Any way, back on topic...

    Peter: How you doin'?

    (I know, it's lame, but I don't care.)
     
    #24 Alexia Dark, Dec 6, 2004
  25. American_Hobo

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    Peter Parker : Give me all your money right now
     
    #25 American_Hobo, Dec 6, 2004
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