World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

[spider-venom 1]

spiderman: the hulks my b*tch

 

[Venom Drool]

i smell corn in this thread

 

[Karem-Knight]

spidey: my life is great

 

[CConn]

< My avatar.

 

[The Joker]

LMAO!

Nice one CConn

 

[Chris Wallace]

Despite what James Cameron thinks:
"I'll kill you, mother****er! You're dead, you sick b*****d!!!"

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Black Cat:"Peter have you seen my wuss?"

lmao!!I actually laughed out loud for that!

 

[Super Saiyan]

Venom: "Gene Simmons is my hero!"

Doc Ock: "Damn, science is a hard subject."

Spidey: "Sam, we've gotta stop ripping-off Superman."

 

[Saph]

''You know, maybe I should just get over Uncle Ben's and Gwen Stacy's death.''

''Who cares if Jameson died, MJ? He's just gonna come back anyway.''

 

[Venom_uk]

LMFAO!

Cconn, your avatar rocks! up:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

"I'm not saving him, he's got a big nose."

 

[Wolverazio]

"Man, I never see Wolverine anymore. I wonder what he's up to?"

 

[Citizen_Kaine]

"Where the **** is Kaine!"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Spidey: (talking to Doctor Octopus) Man, you must be seriously over-compensating...

 

[Spider-Hiker]

"MJ, will you please pop this huge zit on my back?"

 

[Silver Sable]

I think I better tell Mary Jane about the affair with Black Cat

 

[Spider-Hiker]

Aunt May, did I just fart?

 

[Bat Brain]

Spider-man: uh oh. my spidey-sense is tingling. to the SPider-Mobile

 

[Silver Sable]

Black Cat:"Peter have you seen my wuss?"

That's nasty

 

[Venom_uk]

That's nasty

But yet, still very funny

 

[Silver Sable]

But yet, still very funny

It's funny but still.........it's gross.lol

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

It's funny but still.........it's gross.lol

wuss is gross? Heh. News to me.

 

[Chris Wallace]

"Good work, old chum."
"Well, Punisher, it was great working with you."

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"Good work, old chum."
"Well, Punisher, it was great working with you."

Spider-Man (to Punisher): Is that a .357 Magnum in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Chris Wallace]

"The one thing I'm missing is a cape."