World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

[CConn]

Well, we both know that reason...

Yup. She says "no worries" all the time!

 

[Spike_x1]

Venom: "I want to eat your brains - with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Something similar at the bottom right.

 

[American_Hobo]

Something similar at the bottom right.

cool picture you got there

 

[Venom Drool]

...for some reason, it reminds me of Jayne.

i miss her

 

[Spike_x1]

I had had only a couple conversations with her in the past, but she seemed nice enough. Why was she banned?

 

[Bat Brain]

^^^ i think it was for being Racist and Homophobic.

anyway, back on topic ''hey ock, are those tentacles fused to your body, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Eddie Brock :
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words.
With great power comes great responsibility, this is my gift, my curse.
Who am I? I'm Venom - Man.

Reminds me of something I read on somebody's sig here:

Venom-Man, Venom-Man
Your friendly symbiote Venom-Man
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, and makes them die
Watch out!
Here comes the Venom-Man!

 

[Go God Go!]

EDITED!

 

[American_Hobo]

JJJ : Make a headline Robbie, "Spiderman's back, our hero has returned"

 

[Lighthouse]

Peter Parker: You know what? F**k you Uncle Ben!!! You can take your "great responsibility" and shove it up your a$$!!!

Spider-Man: With great power comes great savings!!!

 

[American_Hobo]

Peter Parker: You know what? F**k you Uncle Ben!!! You can take your "great responsibility" and shove it up your a$$!!!

Spider-Man: With great power comes great savings!!!

good one

 

[American_Hobo]

Peter Parker : Harry, I wll tell you the truth about what happened between me and your dad.
I.....slept with him...

 

[Venom_uk]

Reminds me of something I read on somebody's sig here:

Venom-Man, Venom-Man
Your friendly symbiote Venom-Man
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, and makes them die
Watch out!
Here comes the Venom-Man!

That would be me!

Peter Parker: You know what? F**k you Uncle Ben!!! You can take your "great responsibility" and shove it up your a$$!!!

LMFAO! Oh, now that one I like up:

 

[The Joker]

"Ock can I be best man at your wedding to my Aunt?"

 

[Silver Sable]

Peter Parker: You know what? F**k you Uncle Ben!!! You can take your "great responsibility" and shove it up your a$$!!!

Spider-Man: With great power comes great savings!!!

Eh.......that's messed up but it's still mad funny! LOL!!!!!!

 

[Venom_uk]

Venom (to Carnage) "I love you son. Now come here & give your old man a nice big hug."

Spider-man: "Oh screw it. Let Ironman save the world....I'm staying in bed....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

MJ: "Why don't you invite that nice Felica Hardy round for dinner sometime Peter?"

 

[American_Hobo]

Shocker : Hey Static Shock,let me borrow your trash can..

 

[Bat Brain]

Sandman: ''Uh oh, i sure hope that's wet sand in my knickers''

 

[Venom_uk]

Carnage: "Rain drops keep falling on my head. Just like the guy whos feet are to big for his bed. La la la la la..."

Peter (to MJ in bed): "You know that thing you just did with your...& my...?Gwen use to do EXACTLY the same thing!"*

Rhino: "Check out the size of my horn ladies!"

*ignore 'Sins Past' for that one to work.

 

[The Joker]

Black Cat:"Peter have you seen my *****?"

 

[Venom_uk]

Rhino (singing): "I'm horny, horny, horny, horny. So horny. Horny, horny, horny all night long..."

Black Cat: "Do these look real too you?!?"

Electro: "I have the coolest costume in the world!"

 

[Venom_uk]

Black Cat:"Peter have you seen my *****?"

Hahahaha! Love it up:

 

[American_Hobo]

Black Cat:"Peter have you seen my *****?"

best one so far

 

[SpyderBurning]

Spidey: "You know, that Norman Osborne isn't such a bad guy after all."
"Holy hell, its my most fearsome enemy, its The Shocker!!"
"Every now and then, when its raining, I find myself missing Kraven the Hunter"

 

[American_Hobo]

Peter Parkker : "Venom? He's just a wanna-be Spiderman"