World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

[Silver Spider]

"How about a taste of Spider-punch?"

 

[spida-man]

"How about a taste of Spider-punch?"

lol nice

 

[spida-man]

Because we want to let out the steam that movie caused.

the movie didn't do anything wrong..not completely anyway.
but seriously the SM3 bashing has gotten pretty old.

 

[Arach Knight]

"Mephisto...i'll give you my marriage if you can just save Aunt May..."

whoops...too late on that one.

 

[Styleshift]

"I only have eyes for you Mr. Quesada..."

 

[Orest]

Green Goblin is my best friend

Venom is stronger and would do better with MJ

Aunt May should have died when I made that deal with Mephisto

I quit being SpiderMan

I only like MJ cause of her a$$

 

[MrQuinn]

"Mephisto...i'll give you my marriage if you can just save Aunt May..."

whoops...too late on that one.

Nice.

 

[Arach Knight]

Nice.

I'm an aspiring writer. It's what I do. I've also got this one...


Daredevil: "I'm still trying to find out why I can't remember..."

Spider-Man: "What?"

Daredevil: "I still can't believe you took off your mask on live television..."

Spider-Man: "And I still can't believe it's not butter."

Except that one sounds more like something Spidey would say.