World Things Spider-Man would NEVER say.

tha new hairstylist mj told me aboutis pretty good he does good work and when he stopped those salon robbers last friday,MAN don't mess with the ZOHAN
 
he'd probably NEVER say...


"Oh no the elephants have eaten my grapes and are now flushing ham sandwiches down the toilet while wearing green suspenders that mildly glow in the dark!"
 
"I complete approve of being made to look like an arrogant, self-serving jerk who clearly didn't remember Uncle Ben's parting words in Spider-Man 3. Oh, and Topher Grace was a great choice to play Venom. The character parallel was very evident. We were both obsessive jackasses."

:cmad: :rolleyes:
 
"I complete approve of being made to look like an arrogant, self-serving jerk who clearly didn't remember Uncle Ben's parting words in Spider-Man 3. Oh, and Topher Grace was a great choice to play Venom. The character parallel was very evident. We were both obsessive jackasses."

:cmad: :rolleyes:
Stop hatting on SM3 already lol
 
The way things were going in BND.
If Bob Gale ever gets his chance spidey will start saying: drrruuuuuugggssss!!!! :hehe:
 
"Spider-Man 3 is a modern cinematic classic and shall surely be ranked as the best superhero movie in recent history"
 
I still think Sam Raimi owes me my $7.50 and am willing to take a bus all the way from my home in Northern California to whereever he lives to ask for my ticket money back, just as Stan and Kenny did to Mel Gibson in "The Passion of the Jew." I still think SM3 sucked, and sucked hard.

But then again, I might be just biased in favor of Spider-Man 2. (See my username.)
 
"Well, MJ, Felicia...I'm not sure of the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's...menage a trois."
 
spidey"felicia are you ready"?
felicia "yes
spidey"mj are you ready?
my"yes
spidey"FIGHT"
 
"Who am I to lower your self-esteem by trying to keep you from blowing up the city, Otto? You're just expressing your individuality. So go for it!"
 

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