Things you notice when the older

[Hotwire]

The main thing I've noticed is that the older I get, the faster time seems to go by.

The change in our perception of time is pretty well documented. Just imagine what it will feel like when you get to be a senior citizen! Or worse, imagine being immortal!

 

[Fallen Angel]

As you get older life will crap on you.

 

[PyroChamber]

I hate to say it but as I've gotten older I've become more selfish. It's like when you get your own place and work and pay bills no one can tell you a damn thing.

The more I see what ******** comes with having a relationship the less I want one.

When you're older, being a loner isn't looked down upon as it may have been in your teens.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

My bulls**t tolerance is way lower now than when I was younger. Also, I find that now I don't give a crap about what others think of me.

If I'm going to be damned, I'll be damned for what and who I am!

I don't get embarrassed like I used to either. In my younger days, if a girl so much as looked at me, I would go a lovely shade of crimson!

So on the whole, it's not that bad getting older.

And, get off my lawn!

 

[bullets]

As I've gotten older I've noticed it's a lot harder to remember things.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I don't know, I just feel like the older I get the less I can understand nor really like the way people behave nowadays. People seem to me to be intrusive, apathetic and insensitive just like the technology they seem to love.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I turn 30 at the end of the month and I've realized how much of a waste partying all the time is. I'm going on a diet and starting to exercise as well as quitting smoking. Getting healthy and laying of the sauce are going to be my birthday present to myself this year

 

[crazyuser]

Something i have learned with age is that our past is 100% subjective, that although we think our past experiences have shaped our brains and our personality, those same experiences were modified by our particular way of perceiving the world, therefore, things could have happened in a different way than we actually remember. So as a conclusion the only time that exists and that will always exist is now.

 

[Lantern Venom]

The main thing I've noticed is that the older I get, the faster time seems to go by.

That's a side-effect of stability, so it's not an entirely bad perception.

The other aspect that I'm coming to understand is how marriages/long-term relationships (and I'm talking about the ones that last decades) have all had their difficult spots. Even the most "perfect" marriages have their stories about times where the partners had to make a genuine effort to make it work.

 

[chaseter]

The main thing is that I have pee dribbles now.

 

[Sawyer]

That's called incontinence, chase.

 

[Victarion]

I've noticed that mine shoots off to the side when I least expect it.

 

[redhawk23]

To be quite honest I don't really feel that teenagers are particularly more awful than the adults they grow up to be.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I turn 30 at the end of the month and I've realized how much of a waste partying all the time is. I'm going on a diet and starting to exercise as well as quitting smoking. Getting healthy and laying of the sauce are going to be my birthday present to myself this year

I've basically been doing the same thing. I quit smoking back in March and haven't had one since. I've been exercising and trying to get more in shape. I do however go out from time to time with friends at the bar.

 

[Schlosser85]

Unfortunately I feel like the older I get, I only come to dislike people more and grow more self-involved and misanthropic.

It didn't help that it's really hard for me to find people I "click" with, and of probably the three people I'm closest with, one now lives in Philadelphia and the other in South Carolina.

 

[Anubis]

As I get older, I feel myself getting dumber and dumber everyday.....I think I might have a brain tumor.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The main thing is that I have pee dribbles now.

You need to see a doctor for that

As I get older, I feel myself getting dumber and dumber everyday.....I think I might have a brain tumor.

You should too

 

[DarkSentinel]

I don't know why or even how it's possible, but it seems to me that teenagers act even dumber than when I was a teenager. And teenagers acted pretty dumb when I was a teenager.

 

[PyroChamber]

I've noticed that as I've gotten older I've felt more comfortable talking to women about certain things than talking to men.

When I'm talking to guys it's like there's this constant need to be "the man" to the point where it turns into some kind of pissing match, when talking to women I don't have to deal with that ********.

To be quite honest I don't really feel that teenagers are particularly more awful than the adults they grow up to be.

It's even worse when you're always surrounded by adults who act more like kids than their own kids do.

 

[chaseter]

You need to see a doctor for that

I am talking about at the end of peeing. It used to be no drop escaped but now it's a few that escape after I'm done. It's like Taco's peebib on The League. It's just what happens when you get older.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I am talking about at the end of peeing. It used to be no drop escaped but now it's a few that escape after I'm done. It's like Taco's peebib on The League. It's just what happens when you get older.

I stay on the toilet longer to release all pee

 

[Warhammer]

I've noticed that I'm not "happy" and haven't been since I was probably I was 12 or 13. I'm not quite sure what would qualify me to be "happy," but I know that events in my life in the past and in the present don't make me feel good.

 

[Figs]

I am talking about at the end of peeing. It used to be no drop escaped but now it's a few that escape after I'm done. It's like Taco's peebib on The League. It's just what happens when you get older.

Same here, but it's been going on for quite a few years.

When I was younger I went to a doctor and they said it was actually fairly common. There is a kind of funny animation I found that's about this problem. I can't post it because the character yells F*** real loud. Just Youtube "When Peeing". Should be the first video.

 

[Anubis]

Also Gravity gets hold of your balls and drags em down.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

9+ hours of sleep cause a mild pain in the back