Thinking of using hot tar as my special weapon

[braincrusher]

My question is have you ever used this substance as a weapon? Previously, I was using just my left uppercut as my special weapon. It was my ace in the hole that served me well against both man and beast. Lately I have been looking to up my game and got to thinking: what if I use hot tar? Few, if any people use super heated tar as a special weapon. I think it would be very effective against very fast enemies such as ninja as it will slow them down considerably. Get it in your eyes and it stings like the dickens and it wrecks clothing. Tar is easy to transport as well, you could have a bucket at the ready in your trunk at all times. I could easily grab a handful with my gloves and slather it on my enemy to blind him or saturate large areas with my shooter.

 

[KevanG]

Have you been trying it against the mailman? Those are a wily bunch. If you succeed against them then you know you have a winner.

 

[Breogan]

My question is have you ever used this substance as a weapon? Previously, I was using just my left uppercut as my special weapon. It was my ace in the hole that served me well against both man and beast. Lately I have been looking to up my game and got to thinking: what if I use hot tar? Few, if any people use super heated tar as a special weapon. I think it would be very effective against very fast enemies such as ninja as it will slow them down considerably. Get it in your eyes and it stings like the dickens and it wrecks clothing. Tar is easy to transport as well, you could have a bucket at the ready in your trunk at all times. I could easily grab a handful with my gloves and slather it on my enemy to blind him or saturate large areas with my shooter.

Just stay out of the feather pillow factory, that could get messy.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

I've heard chicken with hot tar tastes delicious...

 

[Teelie]

Hot tar is actually a very nasty weapon. It might be a joke or a gag in movies and cartoons to tar and feather a person but when it comes off, several weeks later, it takes the skin it's on with it. So you end up with someone who is scarred for life and open to infections afterwards. The feathers are also dangerous in their own right since they can be inhaled and suffocate a person. Tie them with the tar and they'll stick to the lungs.

 

[terry78]

That's a pretty lethal weapon to have. That's not just for incapacitation purposes. I also love how we're all dead serious with this discussion.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Well, for me dialing 911 is my special weapon. And in New York State is is legal to carry pepper spray on your personage to ward off people who put your safety in jeopardy.

 

[Teelie]

That's a pretty lethal weapon to have. That's not just for incapacitation purposes. I also love how we're all dead serious with this discussion.

It's all fun and games until someone looks like a strip of beef jerky.

 

[Guts]

I just woke up. So I read this as "Thinking of using hot tar as my special woman".

 

[Schlosser85]

Not even lying, I just kind of cackled with delight when I read the opening post.

 

[Schlosser85]

My question is have you ever used this substance as a weapon? Previously, I was using just my left uppercut as my special weapon. It was my ace in the hole that served me well against both man and beast. Lately I have been looking to up my game and got to thinking: what if I use hot tar? Few, if any people use super heated tar as a special weapon. I think it would be very effective against very fast enemies such as ninja as it will slow them down considerably. Get it in your eyes and it stings like the dickens and it wrecks clothing. Tar is easy to transport as well, you could have a bucket at the ready in your trunk at all times. I could easily grab a handful with my gloves and slather it on my enemy to blind him or saturate large areas with my shooter.

Are swift ambush warriors like ninjas going to give you time to get to your trunk, open it, and take out the bucket though?

You should have it sitting on the seat beside you.

Or better yet, some kind of gun that can shoot tar.

 

[terry78]

That's what I assumed, he had some way of projectiling it.

 

[chamber-music]

braincrusher asking the questions no one else is brave enough or crazy enough to ask

 

[Godzilla2000]

Are swift ambush warriors like ninjas going to give you time to get to your trunk, open it, and take out the bucket though?

You should have it sitting on the seat beside you.

Or better yet, some kind of gun that can shoot tar.

Pfft! You think ninjas are bad? I have to deal with this on a daily basis:

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's all fun and games until someone looks like a strip of beef jerky.

Then it's delicious

 

[Guts]

I wonder if braincrusher tested his weapon yet.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

that s**t is nasty to **** with...

 

[Immortalfire]

Strap on your jetpack, and deliver justice to the citizens of K2 as Tar-Man.

 

[bored]

A lot of people don't realize this, but cold tar is actually even more effective, because most people don't even know how to react to it. Try it out sometime, braincrusher.

 

[E-Man]

If you need something else besides your left uppercut then you aren't using it effectively. A proper uppercut needs no follow up besides victory poses.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

My question is have you ever used this substance as a weapon? Previously, I was using just my left uppercut as my special weapon. It was my ace in the hole that served me well against both man and beast. Lately I have been looking to up my game and got to thinking: what if I use hot tar? Few, if any people use super heated tar as a special weapon. I think it would be very effective against very fast enemies such as ninja as it will slow them down considerably. Get it in your eyes and it stings like the dickens and it wrecks clothing. Tar is easy to transport as well, you could have a bucket at the ready in your trunk at all times. I could easily grab a handful with my gloves and slather it on my enemy to blind him or saturate large areas with my shooter.

 

[Mike_D202]

Are you using your uppercut properly? Start from the nuts and work your way up into an "up" shot hitting the bottom of the jaw and grazing the adam's apple.

 

[bored]

Did you shout anything while performing your uppercut? Even a basic "Shoryuken"? That's very important. An uppercut is mental as much as anything.

 

[Guts]

You should also try covering your fists in hot tar while you do the uppercut.