This guy shot me

[Ronny Shade]

Does anyone else get really upset when they see that Ronny Shade or Hades has posted in a thread that they're actively posting in? But then you gotta check the thread out, and you see what they wrote, and you hate yourself even more for bothering to read what they have to say?

Just me?

I do that too

 

[Hades]

I do that too

You know what's funny? I was gonna say that, but then I decided not to.

Give me back my brain.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ugh. Get a room.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You know what's funny? I was gonna say that, but then I decided not to.

Give me back my brain.

It'll take a sec to open my head back up

 

[Bad Superman]

So I'm walking down the road, la dee la dee la, when this guy comes up, and says, "I find your work less than satisfactory!" and I'm like, "wah?", and he's like, "yah!" and then he shot me in my stomach

Anyway, I've been bleeding an awful lot, and I was wondering if maybe I should contact a doctor about it. My first instinct is: yes, he should know. But then I think that maybe removing the bullet might make things worse, or the doctor might be too busy to see me, and I'd have wasted a trip down to the hospital. What should I do?

Have a bottle of JD, 4 Snickers bars and you'll be fine.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

So I'm walking down the road, la dee la dee la, when this guy comes up, and says, "I find your work less than satisfactory!" and I'm like, "wah?", and he's like, "yah!" and then he shot me in my stomach

Anyway, I've been bleeding an awful lot, and I was wondering if maybe I should contact a doctor about it. My first instinct is: yes, he should know. But then I think that maybe removing the bullet might make things worse, or the doctor might be too busy to see me, and I'd have wasted a trip down to the hospital. What should I do?

LMAO

 

[Hades]

Ugh. Get a room.

But I'm already in a room

 

[TKing]

No, I gathered the blood and made some 14 year old kids drink it. You know, because I hate kids.

Also I have AIDS

Oh yeah, that must be why you smell.

 

[Darren Daring]

LMAO

I value your laughter greatly, Roegele Comma Kevin.