This guy shot me

[Darren Daring]

So I'm walking down the road, la dee la dee la, when this guy comes up, and says, "I find your work less than satisfactory!" and I'm like, "wah?", and he's like, "yah!" and then he shot me in my stomach

Anyway, I've been bleeding an awful lot, and I was wondering if maybe I should contact a doctor about it. My first instinct is: yes, he should know. But then I think that maybe removing the bullet might make things worse, or the doctor might be too busy to see me, and I'd have wasted a trip down to the hospital. What should I do?

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[jaguarr]

Just stuff some gauze into the wound and take a couple ibuprofen.

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

I smell bull by-products. I know people around here can't make their own decisons, but honestly

 

[Darren Daring]

I smell bull by-products. I know people around here can't make their own decisons, but honestly

:timduncan:

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just stuff some gauze into the wound and take a couple ibuprofen.

jag

No, no, no. We all know duct tape is nature's cure-all.

 

[Hades]

Sweet.

pour salt and vinegar in the wound. It will keep it from being infected.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

my thoughts as well.

 

[jaguarr]

No, no, no. We all know duct tape is nature's cure-all.

Only if used in conjunction with bailing twine. Otherwise, it's worthless.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[Immortalfire]

No, no, no. We all know duct tape is nature's cure-all.

Duct tape, one of the only two tools you ever need. The other is WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it's supposed to move, and it's not, use the WD-40.

 

[Duende Verde]

 

[Flash-er]

So I'm walking down the road, la dee la dee la, when this guy comes up, and says, "I find your work less than satisfactory!" and I'm like, "wah?", and he's like, "yah!" and then he shot me in my stomach

Anyway, I've been bleeding an awful lot, and I was wondering if maybe I should contact a doctor about it. My first instinct is: yes, he should know. But then I think that maybe removing the bullet might make things worse, or the doctor might be too busy to see me, and I'd have wasted a trip down to the hospital. What should I do?

I say leave it for a week and if it's still bleeding, then see a doctor.

 

[Ronny Shade]

if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, I'd start to worry

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

one thing, if you're bleeding a lot, through the day, tape a mason jar so it's situated just under the wound, to catch the blood.
When you get a jar full, untape it and drink it.

 

[Hades]

My penis has been erected for more then 4 hours and it's bleeding

what do I do??

 

[Duende Verde]

My penis has been erected for more then 4 hours and it's bleeding

what do I do??

shoot it off

 

[Sloth7d]

Right. This is a joke topic, correct?

 

[Kipobe]

I don't know what's sadder... people actually questioning the validity of this thread, or people not willing to help poor Brodie.

I think you did the right thing.... make a thread about your possibly fatal condition and wait and wait and wait for a response that's helpful!

 

[Darren Daring]

No, I'm very serious.

 

[Darren Daring]

I don't know what's sadder... people actually questioning the validity of this thread, or people not willing to help poor Brodie.

I think you did the right thing.... make a thread about your possibly fatal condition and wait and wait and wait for a response that's helpful!

Some might think the blatant ridiculousness of the situation might be a clue that I may be trying to prove a point about something.

But some might not.

 

[November Rain]

this is a clear indication that you are still using the old colour trend scream...

i thought better of you than this...

*shakes head*

 

[Kipobe]

Some might think the blatant ridiculousness of the situation might be a clue that I may be trying to prove a point about something.

But some might not.

Clearly.

Peopel should always come here for emergency answers.

 

[November Rain]

My penis has been erected for more then 4 hours and it's bleeding

what do I do??

EJACULATE EJACULATE!!!!!​

 

[Darren Daring]

Does anyone else get really upset when they see that Ronny Shade or Hades has posted in a thread that they're actively posting in? But then you gotta check the thread out, and you see what they wrote, and you hate yourself even more for bothering to read what they have to say?

Just me?