Thor caption thread

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  1. Panthro Team Language

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    :pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:
     
  2. Panthro Team Language

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    Bwahahahahaha

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    THOR: "Hey Cap, guess what! I just shaved a whole bunch of money on magic hammer insurance by switching Geico!"
    CAPTAIN AMERICA: ":huh:"
    THOR: "Geico's expanding its horizons. I'm sure they could get you some indestructible shield insurance as well."

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    THOR: "Why yes, I am Tyler Mane in disguise. Why do you ask?"

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    THOR: "Hey Cap, they just cast my actor in my new movie! They even got Loki too! Isn't that great?!"
    CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah..."
    THOR: "I know, isn't it? I beat the Green Lantern casting! Say, how's your casting coming along? Any luck getting Aaron Eckhart?"
    CAPT. AMERICA: ":csad:"
     
  3. Panthro Team Language

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    ROBO-THOR: "By The Power of Cybertron!"
     
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    ROBO-THOR: "Robo-Avengers! Transform & Roll Out!"
     
  5. Panthro Team Language

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    RED HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Red Hulk because Red Hulk is Red!!!"
    THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

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    THOR: "What is this, an attempt to top Red Kryptonite?!"
    RED HULK: "Shut up!"

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    THOR: "Deny the God of Thunder an autograph will thou?!"
    HULK: "For the last time, Hulk is not Lou Ferrigno!"

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    HULK: "Hulk Smash!"
    WOLVERINE: "What did you do this time?!"
    THOR: "Me?! You're the one who got his girlfriend drunk, photographed her in compromising positions & then sold them over the internet!"

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    THOR: "Beware the wrath of the sledge hammer!"

    This one's not really a caption but I think it's funny -

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  6. Panthro Team Language

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    BATMAN: "The Band... The Band..."

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    UA THOR: "Do you see the Light?!"

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    BATMAN: "The Band!"

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    UA THOR: "Can you see the Light?!"

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    SUPERMAN: "What Light?"

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    UA THOR: "Have you seen the Light?!"

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    BATMAN: "Yes! Yes!! Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, I Have Seen The LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" [starts dancing the Bat-Tusi]
     
  7. Panthro Team Language

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    SUPERMAN: "Hello, my name is Superman, and I'm hiring you to be my personal trainer for my next animated series."

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    UA THOR: "Sigh. This is gonna take a while."
     
  8. Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll!

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    Brilliant!!!!!!
     
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    AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

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    TORUNN: "Santa Claus? Wow, you've lost a lot of weight."
    THOR: ":whatever:"

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    THOR: "C'mon, wake up, time to go see grandpa."

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    THOR: "Just click your heels together & whisper there's no place like home."

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    TORUNN: "Dad, will I ever be a part of the mainstream Marvel universe?"
    THOR: "Probably not, but hey, they basically wished away Spider-Man's marriage so anything's possible."

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    TORUNN: "Dad, why did you abandon me to the care of Tony Stark, AKA: Iron Man?"
    THOR: "So that you could learn the lesson that your grandfather King Odin tried to teach me - to appreciate & value humanity, honor, and unity."
    TORUNN: "And I was supposed to learn all that from a drunken womanizing billionaire?"
    THOR: "Look kid, I don't pretend that this stuff makes sense, okay? I just go with it & cash my paychecks."

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    TORUNN: "Um, Dad, I've been meaning to ask... is Sif really my biological mother?"
    THOR: "Well of course she is. Why would you ever ask such a thing?"
    TORUNN: "Well, I was just looking in the mirror, noticed a lack of resemblance to Sif, and started wondering - if Sif is my mom, why do I look so much like Amora the Enchantress?"
    THOR: "Did it ever occur to you that you got your blonde hair from me?"
    TORUNN: "That theory did present itself, but it also doesn't explain why lately I get these really ****ty impulses-"
    THOR: "You're going through puberty girl. It's only natural that you would feel ****ty impulses. The point though is not to act on them, since I'm in no hurry to become a grandpa."
     
  10. Panthro Team Language

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    Thanks!

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    SIF: "Oh Thor..."
    THOR: "Oh Wonder Woman..."
    SIF: "What the f***?!"
    THOR: "Oh snap..."


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    THOR: "Oh Sif..."
    SIF: "Oh He-Man..."
    THOR: "What did you call me woman?!?!?!"
    SIF: "Oops..."
     
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    TORUNN: "Dad, why did you abandon me to the care of Tony Stark, AKA: Iron Man?"
    THOR: "I had a 'Superman Returns' moment."
    TORUNN: "Oh."

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    TORUNN: "Dad, Mr. Iron Man makes me feel really uncomfortable, even when he's sober."
    THOR: "Why?"
    TORUNN: "Well, this one day we were at the beach, I got out of the water, he came up to me and said 'Couple more years kiddo, you're gonna be one hot piece of...' I don't wanna say the last part."
    THOR: "Hmm... Torunn, you did the right thing coming & telling me this. I'm going to have a word with Iron Man."

    Later that week -

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    THOR: "Plotting to molest my daughter will ye? Feel the parental Wrath of the God of Thunder!"
    IRON MAN: "Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have gone near that little minor..."

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    THOR: "Verily Sif, one true love of my life, I shall fight to the bitter end to ensure you a proper casting in my film - even if it costs me my life, I will not allow them to cast Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba or some other similarly unworthy actress as you."
    SIF: "Aw, you're so sweet."
     
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    Thor: Lead me to your shelves and I shall hang them for thee
     
  13. Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Which one of you boys want me first?

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    HULK: "Hulk Wants You First!"

    WOLVERINE: "You're going to have to wait in line Bub."

    THOR: "BEHOLD... NO ONE SHOULD ENTER HER BEFORE THE MIGHTY THOR!
    On second thought, Hulk maybe you should go first."

    HULK: "YES... HULK WILL LOVE HER LONG TIME!"

    WOLVERINE: "WHAT! ARE YOU NUTS! We would never be able to follow after.... THAT!"

    THOR: "Look at her mouth, she has herpes."

    WOLVERINE: "For heaven's sake Thor.... I have mutant healing powers."

    THOR: "Hmmm, good point.... my bad."

    WOLVERINE: <sigh> "Jesus Thor.... "
     
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  14. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Tons of gteat stuff, guys!
     
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    AMORA: See, I make even the air horny!
     
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    AMORA: "C'mon Thor, gimme some sugar baby! Goin' on 5 months now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!"
    THOR: "Oh God-! I can't know that!"
    SOME GUY OFF SCREEN: "I could stand to hear a little bit more."

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    AMORA [thinking]: "Oh yes... oh yes... OH YES! Oh God it's like an orgasm in my mouth!"
    THOR [thinking]: "Sif's gonna kill me. It'll be worth it, but Sif's still gonna kill me."

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    THOR [thinking]: "Must... remember... to use... protection... aw damn it..."

    13 or so odd years later -
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    THOR: "Honey, for the last time Amora the Enchantress is not your biological mother! Your mother is Sif & only Sif!"
    TORUNN: "All I said is that it wouldn't hurt to see a doctor and have a test done. I still like Sif & I'm happy to have her as a female role model, I just want to make sure."
     
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    THOR: "It's 112 miles to Asgard, we've got a full tank of goat, half a flask of rum, it's dark, and we're wearing Lord of the Ring style costumes."
    SIF: "Hit it."
     
  18. Spider-ManHero12 Web-Slinger

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    Lol. :woot:
     
  19. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Thor: ...and that's what we call sex, honey. Why do you ask?
    Toruun: Um, yeah, well, mom said to come and tell you dinner would be ready in a few secs, and I wasn't sure what she meant.
     
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    IRON MAN: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!"
    THOR: "I'll tell everyone you were the master-mind who wrote, produced & cast that awful Halle Berry Catwoman in Name Only."
    IRON MAN: "Y-you wouldn't dare!"

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    THOR [thinking]: "Must... not... **** my pants..."
     
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    AMORA: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

    later that day -

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    AMORA: "No I don't."

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    AMORA: "If loving me is wrong, you don't want to be right."
     
  22. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks Sidermanhero12

    Great stuff all around, Panthro, Mal`akai.

    BTW, just to be sure, does your login name come from the little guy who talks to Bender when he´s "God" in Futurama?
     
  23. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Nope. I actually never really watched Futurama. Mal'Akai was a character I created years ago. Originally, he could create and manipulate anti-matter, but later I made him more powerful. He was blind, deaf, and mute, but his telepathic abilities allowed him to funtion as normal. He had a psychic radar, and his telepathic abilities told him what people were saying, and he projected his thoughts into their minds giving the illusion that has was speaking. I know it all sounds kind of unnecessary, but they helped him a lot.
     
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    Valkyrie: Green *****! Get the f*** out of my picture!
     
  25. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Oh, okay. It´s just the name is the same.
     
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