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Discussion in 'Thor' started by ultimatefan, May 19, 2009.
THOR: I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!
THOR: To the Goatmobile, let's go!
SIF: I know every comic book movie is trying to cash in on "The Dark Knight" success, but this is ridiculous...
THOR: I see a little silhouetto of a man
FANDRAL, HOGUN AND VOLSTAGG: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango
THOR, FANDRAL, HOGUN AND VOLSTAGG: Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
THOR AND FANDRAL: Galileo figaro-magnifico
KENNETH BRANAGH: Look, Thor, before we start filming, I think we should talk about costume design. How do you feel about some nipples in your suit?
THOR: How do you feel about Mjolnir crushing your skull?
KENNETH BRANAGH: Jeez, can't you take a joke?
BLOB: LOL! Your arms look funny!
THOR: Go back to the X-Men franchise or these funny arms are gonna smash thou fat face!!!
HE-MAN: "By The Power Of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
THOR: "Hey, that's my move you bastard!!! I was doing that pose long before you were even conceived!!!"
THOR: Shazzam!!! No wait thats not it either
Thor: Not much better Stark
Hahahahahahahahahah, I don't know why, but I'm imagining Thor talking with Cartman's voice on this one!t:
Whoa, that's pretty cool. Was that an actual toy?
Yeah it's out now. I just bought one at Wally world. They're called Transformer Crossovers.
here's the list of the Marvel Crossovers,
We should make a Thor related toy thread.
By all means. That's what the Thor World forum is for.
Dang it, I always forget to use the "HAMMER TIME!" gag. Still:
THOR: "Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass."
Thor: By Grabthar's Hammer What A Savings!
A phobic Hulk: Thanks Thor... Hulk is afraid of little crawly things.
A sinister Thor: Anytime.... any time.
Ya beat me to it.
Tons of great stuff guys! The Bohemian Rapsody one is genius.
Heh. Thanks, ultimatefan! t:
THOR: Hey, at least they didn´t put flames on me!
SUCCESS, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, SUCCESSSS!!!
Hahahaha, Galaxy Quest FTW!!!
Hulk: "Just chill out Je-sus!!
Thor: "What're you, trying to relate to me?!! Talk like a green man!!"
Hulk: "Alright Je-sus, jeez!!"
Thor: "Why do you keep calling me Je-sus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!!!"
Hulk: "No, but that guy back there called you Je-sus..."
Thor: "He didn't say Je-sus. He said 'Hey Zeus'."
Thor: "Zeus!!! As in 'father of Apollo', 'Mount Olympas', don't f*** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! Zeu...er wait....that's not right."