Thor caption thread

[Carlo Comicus]

Natalie Portman is Jane Foster!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Confess it Loki, it was YOU who got Natalie Portman cast as Jane Foster!
LOKI: Hey, you can thank Odin she was not cast as Sif, or Amora!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, good point. Natalie Portman as Jane Foster I don't mind - Jane's a regular woman, and Natalie is about as regular a woman as modern actresses get. Now if Natalie were playing Sif or Amora, then I would have to go to town and shed some blood.

THOR: "You and I, we are done professionally!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "See what happens Loki?! See what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass?!"
LOKI: "But we're not strangers! We grew up together!"
THOR: "Alright jerk - see what happens when you f*** somebody you've known since childhood in the ass?!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "Hey, give other heroes a chance for box office success, you big green glory hog!! You've already had TWO major films, a highly successful live action TV show, THREE tv movies, and several cartoon shows! Not to mention direct-to-video/DVD cartoon movies, video games, the list is endless!!!! Most of us are lucky to get a tenth of that!"
HULK: "Don't hate Hulk because people love him. All I said was that I'd like a sequel to TIH."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I Am A Golden God!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Bale rant one and the stranger in the ass one!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: My fans will keep posting this picture until I´ve made up for the beating you gave me in Hulk V. Thor!
HULK: Heh, that´s gonna take a while...

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: How come the God Of Thunder´s movie ends up with an actress from the Star Wars prequel trilogy?!!?
LOKI: Hey, cut the girl some slack, okay? Katherine Hepburn couldn´t make that George Lucas dialogue work!

 

[kedrell]

^haha, nobody could.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: How come the God Of Thunder´s movie ends up with an actress from the Star Wars prequel trilogy?!!?
LOKI: Hey, cut the girl some slack, okay? Katherine Hepburn couldn´t make that George Lucas dialogue work!

Who would have guessed that Loki would stick up for an underdog?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Yeah, the world turns...

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: The first one who points out that Storm not only also controls thunder but every other form of weather will be fried alive!!

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "1.21 GIGA-WATTS!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: The first one who points out that Storm not only also controls thunder but every other form of weather will be fried alive!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "1.21 GIGA-WATTS!!!!"

Ah, Back to the Future.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Can´t go wrong with BTTF.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: For the last time, you ignorant fools, THIS IS NOT A SKIRT!! No one respects the norse gods anymore...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: For the last time, you ignorant fools, THIS IS NOT A SKIRT!! No one respects the norse gods anymore...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Benjamin Franklin and his kite can kiss the God of Thunder´s ass!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: Kind of a dead caption thread for a movie that already has director and main cast, huh?
THOR: Hold thy venom, Loki! There has not been a single official picture yet, when it arrives this place will be on fire!
LOKI: Well, the Green Lantern movie has no official picture yet either, and their caption thread has a lot more going on!
THOR: Well, I mean, huh... Silence, vermin!

 

[kedrell]

^There's a GL Caption thread? I looked but did not see one.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: Kind of a dead caption thread for a movie that already has director and main cast, huh?
THOR: Hold thy venom, Loki! There has not been a single official picture yet, when it arrives this place will be on fire!
LOKI: Well, the Green Lantern movie has no official picture yet either, and their caption thread has a lot more going on!
THOR: Well, I mean, huh... Silence, vermin!

It's there ked, trust me.